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Chuck Chuck Open QuoteMy n*gger, how the f*ck you in show business, when you got no business to show?Close Quote
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Chuck Chuck Open QuoteKramer, Kramer gets a pass with me 'cause Kramer's my n*gger.Close Quote
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Leo Leo Open QuoteYou shouldn't have lost all that weight, man. There's nothing funny about a physically fit man.Close Quote
Ira Ira Open QuoteI know, it's lame right?Close Quote
Leo Leo Open QuoteYeah, no one wants to watch Lance Armstrong do comedy.Close Quote
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Mark Mark Open QuoteOh, that is so rude of me to accidentally leave my paycheck for 25 thousand dollars on your pillow. I'm sorry.Close Quote
Leo Leo Open QuoteThat's a dick move.Close Quote
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Leo Leo Open QuoteShe's mousy, like a mouse you want to stick your dick in.Close Quote
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Mark Mark Open QuoteDon't you put me in this corner, where I have to f*ck my way out.Close Quote
Leo Leo Open QuoteHe'll do it too, He'll do it. I've seen him do this before.Close Quote
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Mark Mark Open QuoteYou know, Ira just lost 20 pounds.Close Quote
Daisy Daisy Open QuoteOoh, congratulations.Close Quote
Ira Ira Open QuoteYes, I did. All from my cock.Close Quote
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Randy Randy Open QuoteI just f*cked that crowd in the ass.Close Quote
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Tom Open QuoteYeah, do you actually use MySpace?Close Quote
George George Open QuoteNo, no, no. I f*ck girls, Tom. I don't have time for that.Close Quote
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George George Open QuoteMy assistant got pregnant. I didn't even know she... I thought she was a f*cking lesbian.Close Quote
Ira Ira Open QuoteThey can get pregnant too.Close Quote
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George George Open QuoteAre you mad that you died at the end of Die Hard?Close Quote
Dr Lars Dr Lars Open QuoteI don't understand the reference.Close Quote
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Leo Leo Open QuoteWhoa! Did you two just bone? I'm getting a little vibe here. This is exciting. Think I'm getting a quarter chub.Close Quote
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Chick Open QuoteIt's a website where Jewish people can find each other.Close Quote
George George Open QuoteReally? A whole list of Jewish people? I didn't think Jewish people liked to be on lists.Close Quote
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Leo Leo Open QuoteHey, I just saw the new Harry Potter movie. Harry's getting old. He's, like, older than my dad. They should call him Harold Potter. That Hermione's got some big, old titties.Close Quote
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Adam Sandler Adam Sandler  as  George Simmons Seth Rogen Seth Rogen  as  Ira Wright
Leslie Mann Leslie Mann  as  Laura Eric Bana Eric Bana  as  Clarke
Jonah Hill Jonah Hill  as  Leo Koenig Jason Schwartzman Jason Schwartzman  as  Mark Taylor Jackson
Aubrey Plaza Aubrey Plaza  as  Daisy Maude Apatow  as  Mable
Torsten Voges Torsten Voges  as  Dr Lars Allan Wasserman Allan Wasserman  as  Dr Stevens
Iris Apatow Iris Apatow  as  Ingrid RZA RZA  as  Chuck
Aziz Ansari Aziz Ansari  as  Randy

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