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You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You're not even human-f*cking-beings. You are nothing but unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian sh*t.
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From now on you are private snowball. Do you like that name?
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Sir, yes sir!
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Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Snowball. They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.
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Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*ck my sister.
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There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n*ggers, kikes, wops or greasers.
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You had best unf*ck youself or I will unscrew your head and sh*t down your neck.
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How tall are you private?
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Sir, 5 foot 9 sir!
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5 foot 9. I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high.
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Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up a stain on the mattress.
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Where the hell are you from, private?
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Sir, Texas sir!
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Holy dogsh*t. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.
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I'll bet you're the kinda guy who would f*ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
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Did your parents have any children that lived?
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Sir, yes sir!
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I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern-art masterpiece.
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Do you suck dicks?
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Sir, no sir!
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Bullsh*t. I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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I'll give you three seconds, exactly three f*cking seconds, to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f*ck you.
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Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.
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You climb obstacles like old people f*ck.
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I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
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Drop your cocks and grab your socks.
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I want that head so sanitary that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
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What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts?
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Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of sh*t, Private Pyle? Or did you have to work on it?
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Full Metal Jacket Characters
| R Lee Ermey | as | Sgt Hartman |
| Matthew Modine | as | Joker |
| Adam Baldwin | as | Animal Mother |
| Arliss Howard | as | Pvt Cowboy |
| Vincent D'Onofrio | as | Pvt Lawrence |
| Kevyn Major Howard | as | Rafterman |
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