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Sgt Hartman		You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You're not even human-fcking-beings. You are nothing but unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian sht.
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Sgt Hartman		From now on you are private snowball. Do you like that name?
Pvt Brown		Sir, yes sir!
Sgt Hartman		Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Snowball. They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.
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Sgt Hartman		How tall are you private?
Pvt Cowboy		Sir, 5 foot 9 sir!
Sgt Hartman		5 foot 9. I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high.
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Sgt Hartman		Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up a stain on the mattress.
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Sgt Hartman		I'll bet you're the kinda guy who would f*ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
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Sgt Hartman		Do you suck dicks?
Pvt Lawrence		Sir, no sir!
Sgt Hartman		Bullsh*t. I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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Sgt Hartman		I want that head so sanitary that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
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Sgt Hartman		What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts?
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Sgt Hartman		There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n*ggers, kikes, wops or greasers.
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Sgt Hartman		Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*ck my sister.
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Sgt Hartman		Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of sh*t, Private Pyle? Or did you have to work on it?
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Sgt Hartman		You had best unfck youself or I will unscrew your head and sht down your neck.
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Sgt Hartman		Where the hell are you from, private?
Pvt Cowboy		Sir, Texas sir!
Sgt Hartman		Holy dogsh*t. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.
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Sgt Hartman		Did your parents have any children that lived?
Pvt Lawrence		Sir, yes sir!
Sgt Hartman		I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern-art masterpiece.
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Sgt Hartman		I'll give you three seconds, exactly three fcking seconds, to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fck you.
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Sgt Hartman		Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.
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Sgt Hartman		You climb obstacles like old people f*ck.
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Sgt Hartman		I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
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Sgt Hartman		Drop your cocks and grab your socks.
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Full Metal Jacket Characters

R Lee Ermey	as	Sgt Hartman	Matthew Modine	as	Joker
Adam Baldwin	as	Animal Mother	Arliss Howard	as	Pvt Cowboy
Vincent D'Onofrio	as	Pvt Lawrence	Kevyn Major Howard	as	Rafterman