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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteYou are the lowest form of life on Earth. You're not even human-f*cking-beings. You are nothing but unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian sh*t.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteFrom now on you are private snowball. Do you like that name?Close Quote
Pvt Brown Open QuoteSir, yes sir!Close Quote
Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteWell, there's one thing that you won't like, Snowball. They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteHell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*ck my sister.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteThere is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n*ggers, kikes, wops or greasers.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteYou had best unf*ck youself or I will unscrew your head and sh*t down your neck.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteHow tall are you private?Close Quote
Pvt Cowboy Pvt Cowboy Open QuoteSir, 5 foot 9 sir!Close Quote
Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open Quote5 foot 9. I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteLooks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up a stain on the mattress.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteWhere the hell are you from, private?Close Quote
Pvt Cowboy Pvt Cowboy Open QuoteSir, Texas sir!Close Quote
Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteHoly dogsh*t. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteI'll bet you're the kinda guy who would f*ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteDid your parents have any children that lived?Close Quote
Pvt Lawrence Pvt Lawrence Open QuoteSir, yes sir!Close Quote
Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteI'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern-art masterpiece.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteDo you suck dicks?Close Quote
Pvt Lawrence Pvt Lawrence Open QuoteSir, no sir!Close Quote
Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteBullsh*t. I'll bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteI'll give you three seconds, exactly three f*cking seconds, to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f*ck you.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteYour ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteYou climb obstacles like old people f*ck.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteI'm gonna rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteDrop your cocks and grab your socks.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteI want that head so sanitary that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteWhat is your major malfunction, numb-nuts?Close Quote
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Sgt Hartman Sgt Hartman Open QuoteWere you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of sh*t, Private Pyle? Or did you have to work on it?Close Quote
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Full Metal Jacket Characters

R Lee Ermey R Lee Ermey  as  Sgt Hartman Matthew Modine Matthew Modine  as  Joker
Adam Baldwin Adam Baldwin  as  Animal Mother Arliss Howard Arliss Howard  as  Pvt Cowboy
Vincent D'Onofrio Vincent D'Onofrio  as  Pvt Lawrence Kevyn Major Howard Kevyn Major Howard  as  Rafterman

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