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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteBit me directly in the but-tocks. They said it was a million-dollar wound, but the army must keep that money, 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.Close Quote
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Headmaster Open QuoteYour mamma sure does care about your schooling, son... You don't say much, do you?Close Quote
Forrest Forrest Open QuoteEh eh eh eh eh eh eh!Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteJenny and me was like peas and carrots.Close Quote
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Football Coach Open QuoteHe must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast.Close Quote
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Jenny Jenny Open QuoteRun Forrest! Run!Close Quote
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JFK Open QuoteCongratulations, how do you feel?Close Quote
Forrest Forrest Open QuoteI got to pee.Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteHello, I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.Close Quote
Bus Driver Open QuoteNobody gives a horse's sh*t who you are, puss ball! You're not even a lowlife scum-sucking maggot! Get your maggoty ass on the bus! You're in the army now!Close Quote
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Bubba Bubba Open QuoteYou ever been on a real shrimp boat?Close Quote
Forrest Forrest Open QuoteNo, but I've been on a real big boat.Close Quote
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Bubba Bubba Open QuoteMy given name is Benjamin Buford Blue. People call me Bubba, just like one of them old redneck boys. Can you believe that?Close Quote
Forrest Forrest Open QuoteMy name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.Close Quote
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Bubba Bubba Open QuoteShrimp is the food of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole... Shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried... There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp... Shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That, that's about it.Close Quote
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Lt Dan Lt Dan Open QuoteWhat's wrong with your lip?Close Quote
Bubba Bubba Open QuoteI was born with big gums, sir.Close Quote
Lt Dan Lt Dan Open QuoteWell, you had better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire.Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteWe were always looking for this guy named Charlie.Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteNow, I don't know much about anything, but I think some of America's best young men served in this war. There was Dalla from Phoenix. Cleveland, he was from Detroit. And Tex was... Well, I don't remember where Tex come from.Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteIf I'd have known this was going to be the last time me and Bubba was gonna talk, I'd of thought of something better to say... Hey, Bubba.Close Quote
Bubba Bubba Open QuoteHey Forrest.Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteThat's all I have to say about that.Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteSorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteShe told me about all the travelling she'd done and how she discovered ways to expand her mind and learn how to live in harmony, which must be out west somewhere.Close Quote
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Lt Dan Lt Dan Open QuoteI'm living of the government tit.Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteLieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?Close Quote
Lt Dan Lt Dan Open QuoteWell, thought I'd try out my sea legs.Close Quote
Forrest Forrest Open QuoteWell, you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteEveryday we'd take a walk, and I'd jabber on like a monkey in a tree.Close Quote
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Runner Open QuoteWhoa, man! You just ran through a big pile of dog sh*t!Close Quote
Forrest Forrest Open QuoteIt happens.Close Quote
Runner Open QuoteWhat, sh*t?Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteMoma said these are my magic shoes she said they take me anywhere.Close Quote
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Forrest Forrest Open QuoteMy mama says that life is like a big box of chocolates.Close Quote
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Bubba's Mom Open QuoteAre you crazy or just plain stupid?Close Quote
Forrest Forrest Open QuoteStupid is as stupid does, Mrs Blue.Close Quote
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Forrest Gump Characters

Tom Hanks Tom Hanks  as  Forrest Gump Robin Wright Robin Wright  as  Jenny Curran
Gary Sinise Gary Sinise  as  Lt Dan Taylor Mykelti Williamson Mykelti Williamson  as  Benjamin Buford 'Bubba' Blue
Sally Field Sally Field  as  Mamma Gump

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