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Forrest Gump Quotes
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Bit me directly in the but-tocks. They said it was a million-dollar wound, but the army must keep that money, 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
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| Headmaster |
Your mamma sure does care about your schooling, son... You don't say much, do you?
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Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh!
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Jenny and me was like peas and carrots.
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He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast.
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Run Forrest! Run!
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| JFK |
Congratulations, how do you feel?
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I got to pee.
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| Forrest |
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Hello, I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump.
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Nobody gives a horse's sh*t who you are, puss ball! You're not even a lowlife scum-sucking maggot! Get your maggoty ass on the bus! You're in the army now!
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| Bubba |
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You ever been on a real shrimp boat?
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No, but I've been on a real big boat.
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| Bubba |
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My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue. People call me Bubba, just like one of them old redneck boys. Can you believe that?
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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.
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Shrimp is the food of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole... Shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried... There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp... Shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp in potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That, that's about it.
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What's wrong with your lip?
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I was born with big gums, sir.
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Well, you had better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire.
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| Forrest |
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We were always looking for this guy named Charlie.
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| Forrest |
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Now, I don't know much about anything, but I think some of America's best young men served in this war. There was Dalla from Phoenix. Cleveland, he was from Detroit. And Tex was... Well, I don't remember where Tex come from.
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| Forrest |
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If I'd have known this was going to be the last time me and Bubba was gonna talk, I'd of thought of something better to say... Hey, Bubba.
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Hey Forrest.
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| Forrest |
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That's all I have to say about that.
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| Forrest |
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Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.
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| Forrest |
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She told me about all the travelling she'd done and how she discovered ways to expand her mind and learn how to live in harmony, which must be out west somewhere.
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| Lt Dan |
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I'm living of the government tit.
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| Forrest |
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Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
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Well, thought I'd try out my sea legs.
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Well, you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
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| Forrest |
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Everyday we'd take a walk, and I'd jabber on like a monkey in a tree.
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Whoa, man! You just ran through a big pile of dog sh*t!
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It happens.
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What, sh*t?
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| Forrest |
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Moma said these are my magic shoes she said they take me anywhere.
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| Forrest |
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My mama says that life is like a big box of chocolates.
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| Bubba's Mom |
Are you crazy or just plain stupid?
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Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs Blue.
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Forrest Gump Characters
| Tom Hanks | as | Forrest Gump |
| Robin Wright | as | Jenny Curran |
| Gary Sinise | as | Lt Dan Taylor |
| Mykelti Williamson | as | Benjamin Buford 'Bubba' Blue |
| Sally Field | as | Mamma Gump | ||||
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Bit me directly in the but-tocks. They said it was a million-dollar wound, but the army must keep that money, 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.





















