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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes
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Sarah Marshall dumps Peter and he takes it real hard. He decides he needs to go on holiday, so he turns up in Hawaii and who should be there... yeah you guessed it, Sarah Marshall with her new boyfriend Aldous Snow.
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 Good for you Pete, good for you.
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Why did you take me here? This place smells like stripper's perfume. I'm gonna get herpes just from sitting on this couch.
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You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
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No, I don't. I need to B my L on somebody's Ts.
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Off to find the mythical clitoris.
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No! No! No! God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!
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I'm doing a handstand, motherf*cker. I'm doing a handstand.
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It's like the Sopranos... It's over.
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I saw him beat up a guy with a starfish.
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The wife wants me to do certain things that I find inappropriate. Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.
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I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
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It's all good, they're coming wiki wiki.
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Can you get some towels for me, please? I'm really losing a lot of blood.
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You sound like you're from London.
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I hate your music.
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Yeah well, I f*cked the house keeper the other day.
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Hey, look at my driver, I'm gonna have sex with her.
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