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Nurse Open QuoteI'll get the lubricant.Close Quote
Doctor Open QuoteThere's no time for lubricant.Close Quote
Harry Harry Open QuoteThere's always time for lubricant!Close Quote
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Wayne Wayne Open QuoteWho's going to pay for the damage to my goddamn car?Close Quote
Cop Open QuoteSon, I told you, we don't do that. It's force majeure.Close Quote
Wayne Wayne Open QuoteForce majeure, my ass!Close Quote
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Harry Harry Open QuoteIs the Nobel Prize paid in instalments or a lump sum, like the lottery?Close Quote
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Harry Harry Open QuoteI'm no biologist, but how many cells do single-celled organisms have?Close Quote
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Harry Harry Open QuoteNadine, sometimes science stinks. It's the game we play, baby.Close Quote
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Ira Ira Open QuoteIt's mitosis. That's how they reproduce.Close Quote
Harry Harry Open QuoteNo sex?Close Quote
Nadine Open QuoteBummer.Close Quote
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Ira Ira Open QuoteYou gotta know how to talk to the white man.Close Quote
Harry Harry Open QuoteThe white man about to get his ass whupped.Close Quote
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Ira Ira Open QuoteThis is horsesh*t!Close Quote
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Ira Ira Open QuoteThe penalty for impersonating an officer is five years in prison.Close Quote
Harry Harry Open QuoteYeah, maybe for you white boy. Me, they'd hang.Close Quote
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Doctor Open QuoteA little deeper.Close Quote
Harry Harry Open QuoteNo deeper!Close Quote
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Harry Harry Open QuoteI'd like an ice-cream please.Close Quote
Allison Allison Open QuoteWhat flavour?Close Quote
Harry Harry Open QuoteIt doesn't matter. It's for my ass.Close Quote
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Wayne Wayne Open QuoteYou're nothing but a big fat monkey turd.Close Quote
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Harry Harry Open QuoteGreat googa-mooga!Close Quote
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Harry Harry Open QuoteJust because I'm a school teacher, doesn't make me a pussy.Close Quote
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Shoplifter Open QuoteHow would you like me to scratch the eyes out of your skull!Close Quote
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Ira Ira Open QuoteIf I was a giant, nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?Close Quote
Harry Harry Open QuoteLingerie.Close Quote
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Governor Lewis Governor Lewis Open QuoteI should throw the whole goddamn, jacked up bunch of you into prison. Not that cushy federal place with the jumpsuits. State prison, with the crotch binders.Close Quote
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Governor Lewis Governor Lewis Open QuotePut a plug in it! I'm not interested in your bureaucratic crapola.Close Quote
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Wayne Wayne Open QuoteNow that's a face for radio.Close Quote
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Allison Allison Open QuoteThey've breached the air-lock.Close Quote
Governor Lewis Governor Lewis Open QuoteWhat, the fuzzy, no-nose chimp?Close Quote
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Harry Harry Open QuoteThere's an old abandoned silver mine half a click south of here. We can sneak into the cave through there.Close Quote
Ira Ira Open QuoteHalf a click? What are you in Vietnam?Close Quote
Harry Harry Open QuoteHey, I'm digging this. Work with me.Close Quote
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Gen Woodman Gen Woodman Open QuoteWhat the hell are those guys doing with that ladder?Close Quote
Governor Lewis Governor Lewis Open QuoteLooks like they're getting ready to administer a jumbo enema.Close Quote
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Evolution Characters

David Duchovny David Duchovny  as  Ira Kane Orlando Jones Orlando Jones  as  Harry Block
Julianne Moore Julianne Moore  as  Allison Reed Seann William Scott Seann William Scott  as  Wayne Grey
Ted Levine Ted Levine  as  General Woodman Ethan Suplee  as  Deke Donald
Michael Bower Michael Bower  as  Danny Donald Dan Aykroyd Dan Aykroyd  as  Governor Lewis

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