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Dumb and Dumber Quotes
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 Suck me sideways!
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You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this and total redeem your self.
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Move it or lose it Sister!
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I’ve got worms.
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It’s ok, I’m a limo driver!
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I’ll be right back, don’t you go dying on me.
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We’ve got no food, we’ve got no jobs, our pet’s heads are falling off!
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It feels like you’re running at an incredible pace!
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Kick his ass Seabass!
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Are you going to eat that?
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What that? Yes, no, yes, no, yes, well no, it crossed my mind, yeah.
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Pull over!
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No it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.
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Yeah, killer boats dude!
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Come on, give me that booze you pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!
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She sent me a John Dear letter.
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According to the map we’ve only gone 4 inches.
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Saddle up partner.
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Life’s a fragile thing Har, one minute you’re chewing on a burger, next thing you’re dead meat.
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We’re in a hole, we’re just going to dig our way out.
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I’ve gotta stop and go to the bathroom.
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Just go man.
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Ho! Gees look at the butt on that.
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Yeah, he must workout.
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Samsonite! I was way off.
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Look at the fun bags on that hose-hound.
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I’d like to eat here liver with some father beans and a large chianti.
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Nice set of hooters you’ve got there.
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The first time a set eyes on Mary Swanson I just got that old romantic feeling, where I’d do anything to bone her.
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No way, that’s great, we landed on the moon!
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Mary, I desperately want to make love to a school boy.
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Harry, you’re alive, and you’re a terrible shot.
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Ya, once we mated a bulldog with a shitzu.
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Really? How weird.
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Ya, we called it a bullsh*t!
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Dumb and Dumber Characters
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| Jim Carrey | as | Llyod Christmas |
| Jeff Daniels | as | Harry Dunne |
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| Lauren Holly | as | Mary Swanson |
| Mike Starr | as | Joe Mentalino |
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