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Blades of Glory Quotes
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 Jimmy! I sent you a cup of my blood. Did you get my blood?
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I was on Quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo.
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The undefeatable underdog, ice skating's backdoor lover, Chazz Michael Michaels has come in here and captivated this arena like a stack of classic Euro porn.
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Troubled childhood? If you call a nine-year-old kid with a 35 year-old girlfriend troubled.
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I hope you've brought your silver polish MacElroy, that was gold.
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Get out of my face.
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I'll get inside your face.
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Hey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
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I'm a sex addict. It's a real disease, with doctors and medicine and everything.
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Are you drunk?
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No, but this ought to do it...
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I totally wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday. It's coming up.
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I don't see what's so funny.
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If you were as drunk as me, you would.
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Mind bottling, isn't it?
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Did you just say mind bottling?
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Yeah, mind bottling. You know, when things are so crazy, it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle.
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The night is a very dark time for me.
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It's dark for everyone, moron.
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Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles.
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They're laughing at us.
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Hey, they laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon... Now he's up there laughing at them.
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When I was nine, my dad insisted on having me circumcised to minimise wind resistance.
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All right, Mr Smart Reporter, showing off. You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet machine.
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Hey, turd-face, guess what? I've taken every single one of your teddy bears, and I've stuffed them down my pants.
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For about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows.
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These guys put the bone in Zamboni.
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I seem to have wet my pants.
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You know, I'm not a violent person, but I would like to hold them down and skate over their throats.
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