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Austin Powers Quotes
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Austin Powers (Mike Myers) is a British spy, frozen back in the 60s and is woken by the government up in the 90s to defeat his old arch enemy Dr Evil (also played by Mike Myers).
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 That's Dr Evil's cat.
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How can you tell?
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I never forget a pussy.
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My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. And I bet she shags like a minx.
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My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question-mark.
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You know I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.
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Throw me a frickin' bone here.
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I won't bite... hard.
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Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby? Yeah, do I?
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Well don't look at me like I'm frickin' frankenstein. Give your father a hug.
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They're always after me lucky charms.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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What? Why's everyone always laugh when I say that?
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Oh, behave!
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Russian intelligence? Are you mad?
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It says here: name... Danger Powers.
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No, no, no, no, Danger's my middle name.
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I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned.
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You shot me... You shot me right in the eye!
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Austin, that's you in a nutshell.
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No, this is me in a nutshell... Help, I'm in a nutshell, how did I get into this nutshell.
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Only sailors use condoms baby.
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Judo chop!
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Not a good time to lose one's head... That's not a way to get ahead in life... It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong... He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
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Margret Thatcher on a cold day! Margret Thatcher on a cold day!
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Groovy Baby!
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Yeah baby!
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Welcome to my ship it's long hard and full of sea men.
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Yeah baby!
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What's your plan?
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First I'm going to soil myself. Then I'm going to come up with a new plan, any thoughts?
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Hey, there you are.
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Hi, do I know you?
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No, but that's where you are. You're there.
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