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Anchorman Quotes
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Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) is an accomplished anchor man, and then Veronica gets hired as an anchor. Ron instantly falls in love with her and then it all goes wrong. A very funny film with some classic scenes. Steve Carell (from the Office) plays a real dumb ass, Brick, who is very funny.
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 I love lamp.
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By the beard of Zeus!
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Hey Ron! I'm riding on a furry tractor!
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Stay classy San-Diego.
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I'm Brick Tamland, people tend to like me as I'm polite and rarely late. I like to eat icecream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later a doctor will tell me I have an IQ of 48 and that I'm what some people call mentally retarded.
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I love the ladies, they rev my engine!
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Discovered by the Germans. They called it San Diego, which of course means whales vagina.
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You are a smelly pirate hooker!
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I'm very arroused!
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I want to be on you!
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Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look.
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Champ here, I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to Seaworld, take my pants off.
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I don't know how to put this, but I'm kinda a big deal round here.
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Loud! Noises!
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What can I say, I like the way you're put together.
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| Brian |
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I'll give this little cutie a fews and we'll be doing the no pants dance, time to musk up.
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It's called sex panther. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies you know, 60 percent of the time it works every time.
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It smells like a used dyper with indian food.
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It smells like big foot's dick!
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Just watch out for the guns, they'll get you.
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I have little time, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office.
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Mr Burgundy, you have a massive irrection!
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Don't act like you're not impressed... I have a little situation here that I'm trying to walk off.
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I'm Ron Burgundy?
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It seems our youngest, Chris, was on something called acid and was firing a bow and arrow into a crowd. You know how kids are.
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I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass!
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I only good a three things: fighting, screwing and reading the news. I've already done one of those today, so what's the other one going to be? Huh?
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Screwing?
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I'm in a glass case of emotion.
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Brick, where did you get a handgranade?
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I don't know.
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Last time I looked in the dictionary my was Ron Burgundy.
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And I'm Ron Burgundy, go f*ck yourself San Diego.
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Wow he really likes that dog.
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Milk was a bad choice!
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Como estas bitches! Spanish language news team. Tonights top story, the rivers run red with Ron Burgandy's blood!
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I killed someone with a trident.
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Yeah I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should probably change your name and stay low for a while.
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I woke up this morning and I sh*t a squirrel. I mean a real one, the hell of it is, it's still alive. So I've got this sh*t covered squirrel down in the office. I don't know what to do with it.
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Oooh, sorry Champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
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Whaaamy!
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I read somewhere that their periods attrack bears. The bears can smell the menstration.
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Hey, where did you get those clothes from? The toilet store?
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What is that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!
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