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American Pie 3 Quotes
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You've seen the first two, now Jim has decided to get married. This one is just as good, if not better than American Pie 1 and 2. It's all the same characters and actors as the first two including Stifler played by Seann William Scott.
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 F*cking right doggy, that's good cake!
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Why do you think, Michelle... they call it making love?
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I don't know, I just call it boning.
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Oh, Jim, you've gotta stop masturbating... It's melting your brain.
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It's on, like Donkey Kong, bitch!
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You're like a blind man picking out his favourite porno.
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Let me tell you, your mother, bless her, can still make me squeal like a pig.
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Stick your finger in my ass!
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Are you saying I'm impolite?
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Impolite would be an improvement.
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F*ck this shit, it's not worth it.
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