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American Pie 2 Quotes
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The gang get back together and head off to spring break. If you liked American Pie you'll love American Pie 2. With all the same actors and some even funnier scenes, like the one with the two lesbians.
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 My name is Petey! And I have gigantic balls!
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Jim, you're the only guy I know whose dick needs it's own instruction manual.
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I got laid 23 times this year and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby!
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Here's a new idea for you... I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
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You're just trying to get me drunk.
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Mary, would I do that?
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My name's Christy.
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I got pee'd on.
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That's a lot of flutes!
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Holly potatoes!
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I get nasty when I'm horny.
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I'm looking for more lesbian artefacts.
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It's Okay. I know what I have to do. I need to keep this party going. I'm takin' one for the team.
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You've gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
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I just shoved a trumpet in your bum, aren't instruments fun?
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This guy is gay!
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If i was gay you'd want me!
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Hey finch what's the capital of Thailand. Bangkok!
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Well polish my balls and get me a milkshake!
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Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
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I'm the sherminator.
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I think I bring a different meaning to the word cool.
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