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Ace Ventura Quotes
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Jim Carrey is Ace Ventura, a Pet Detective, who is hired to solve the mystery of who stole the Miami Dolphin's pet mascot dolphin. I don't want to spool it but let's just say he found some 'junk' that he was not expecting.
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Holy! Testicle! Tuesday!
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If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
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Do not go in their! Whoo!
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Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
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Ace, you got anymore of that gum?
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That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
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You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy.
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Captain's log!
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Well, thank you mister helpy helper.
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Hey Roger, how ya holding up?
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Well if I look like I'm walking funny it's because I've got two dozen reporters up my ass.
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Ace Ventura Characters
| Jim Carrey | as | Ace Ventura |
| Courteney Cox | as | Melissa Robinson |
| Sean Young | as | Lois Einhorn |
| Troy Evans | as | Roger Podacter |
| Udo Kier | as | Ron Camp |
| Tone Loc | as | Emilio |
| David Margulies | as | Doctor | Dan Marino |
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