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About a Boy Quotes
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 Men are bastards, after about ten minutes I wanted to chop my own penis off with a kitchen knife.
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It was horrible. Horrible... But driving fast behind the ambulance was fantastic.
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I knew of course that the song wouldn't last forever, that I'd soon be at home, tucked up in bed. I knew it, but I couldn't feel it.
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I don't understand, how does that make you money? Do carol singers have to pay you ten percent?
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Well they should, yeah, but you can't always catch the little bastards.
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Shake your ass, is he Moroccan?
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You like rap?
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A little. It's by Black people, mostly. They're angry most of the time. But sometimes they just want to have sex.
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I just thought that you had hidden depths.
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No, no, no. You've always had that wrong. I really am this shallow.
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About a Boy Characters
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| Hugh Grant | as | Will Freeman |
| Nicholas Hoult | as | Marcus Brewer |
| Toni Collette | as | Fiona Brewer |
| Sharon Small | as | Christine |
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| Victoria Smurfit | as | Suzie | Natalia Tena | as | Ellie |
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