500 Days of Summer Quotes
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 All we do is argue.
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That is bullsh*t!
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| Tom |
What do you know about PMS?
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More than you Tom.
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| McKenzie |
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This Friday, all you can karaoke at the Mill.
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They're not gonna let you back in there after last time. You threw up on the stage you tried to fight the bartender and you threatened to burn the place down.
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But I didn't burn the place down.
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Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature.
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Well, that guy had a lot more sex than me.
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| Rachel |
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I'd find out now, before you turn up at her place and she's in bed with Lars from Norway.
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Who's Lars from Norway.
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Just some guy she met at the gym, with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.
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| Tom |
I loved this girl... She took a giant sh*t on my face. Literally.
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Literally?
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Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus, what's the matter with you.
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500 Days of Summer Characters
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt | as | Tom |
| Zooey Deschanel | as | Summer Finn | |
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| Geoffrey Arend | as | McKenzie |
| Chloe Grace Moretz | as | Rachel |
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