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Brian Brian Open QuotePeter you can't put kerosene in an energy drink it'll kill you!Close Quote
Peter Peter Open QuoteBrian, whatever kills me makes me stronger.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - New Kidney in Town
 
Stewie Stewie Open QuoteKiller in the house.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - And Then There Were Fewer
 
Brian Brian Open QuoteHow do you not know about trick or treating?Close Quote
Stewie Stewie Open QuoteHow do you not know that your reflection in the patio door isn't another dog?Close Quote
Brian Brian Open QuoteHey! That guy is a dick!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Halloween on Spooner Street
 
Herbet Herbet Open QuoteWhoa, whoa, whoa. Alright, look, everybody but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure a way out of this.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble - Season 9 - And Then There Were Fewer
 
James Wood James Wood Open QuoteSorry I took so long. I was going to the bathroom, and I just couldn't stop looking at my penis, because it's, you know, so fantastic.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - And Then There Were Fewer
 
Dr Hartman Dr Hartman Open QuoteOh my god! She's dead!Close Quote
Stewie Stewie Open QuoteI can't help but feel this would be sadder if she wasn't heavy.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - And Then There Were Fewer
 
Peter Peter Open QuoteCriss-cross!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - And Then There Were Fewer
 
Stewie Stewie Open QuoteThat one reindeer just pooped in that other reindeer's face and he just kinda took it.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Road to the North Pole
 
Quagmire Quagmire Open QuoteGiggidy!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Jonathan Freitas Teixeira - Season 9 - Halloween on Spooner Street
 
Brian Brian Open QuoteYou got me a candle I could go out a get a candle now.Close Quote
Stewie Stewie Open QuoteHey I did have to get you anything.Close Quote
Brian Brian Open QuoteIt's almost like you didn't.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Lauren Mackett - Season 9 - The Big Bang Theory
 
Herbet Herbet Open QuoteChris all my life ive wanted to see you locked in a cellar, now its happening I just wanna get you out.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Thomas Finn - Season 9 - German Guy
 
Lois Lois Open QuotePeter. It's time for dinner.Close Quote
Peter Peter Open QuoteTake it up with my butt. He's the only one that gives a crap!Close Quote
Lois Lois Open QuoteWow! What a great sentence!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Matt Joe Leicht - Season 9 - Welcome Back, Carter
 

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