Family Guy Season 7 Quotes

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Stewie		Look at my muscles bitch!!
Brian		That's not muscle that's just fat!!
Comments		- Season 7 - Stew-Roids


Peter		Hmmm that's interesting, there seems to be a certain segment missing in here, an ornithological piece a mass awareness regarding a certain avian variety.
Brian		What are you talking about Peter?
Peter		Oh have you not heard it was my understanding that everyone had heard... a well a bird bird bird b-birds the word!
Comments		- Season 7 - I Dream of Jesus


Cleveland		Aaaaah! And boom goes the dynamite.
Comments		- Season 7 - Love, Blactually



Meg		I love you Jesus.
Jesus		I love you too fella.
Comments		- Season 7 - I Dream of Jesus


Asian Comedian		Hey how you doing tonight have you ever noticed when two black guys walk into your store and one go one way and one go the other way. What they doing? What they stealing? Who with me?
Black Audience		Boooo!
Asian Comedian		You stay out my store all of you, stay out my store I remember you face!
Comments		- Season 7 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing


Meg		You're a smart fella, Dad.
Peter		And you're a fart-smeller, Meg.
Comments		- Season 7 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing



Scientist		Sir it is true that the word is equal to or greater than the bird.
Adam West		Check again.
Comments		- Season 7 - I Dream of Jesus


Quagmire		Am I the only one getting a boner right now?
Cleveland		What doesn't give you a boner, Glenn?
Quagmire		When people say "rubbish", when they mean trash.
Comments		- Season 7 - Baby Not on Board


Peter		Wow, I can't believe I'm really here. Who would've thought me, Peter Griffin, the guy who just two weeks ago, drew a smiley face on his own testicle to make his son laugh?..
Comments		- Season 7 - I Dream of Jesus



Peter		Jesus Christ look at you. You had it all: money, fame, eternal life, the perfect hand for masturbating. And you blew it all.
Comments		- Season 7 - I Dream of Jesus


Stewie		What is everyone looking at? The salesman told me it was unisex.
Comments		- Season 7 - We Love You, Conrad


Brian 2		Think fast!
Meg		Wow deodorant do you think I'm ready?
Brian 2		Oh I think you are I'm gonna make you a little less gross every day.
Comments		- Season 7 - The Man with Two Brians


Carter Pewterschmidt		In an hour and a half I'm gonna piss away 20 grand.
Quagmire		What, are you bettin on the knicks.
Comments		- Season 7 - Ocean's Three and a Half


Peter		What you haven't heard brian?
Stewie		Brian don't!
Peter		Bird bird bird, bird is the word, Brian have you heard about the bird, well Peter is gonna tell you about the bird bird bird, bird is the word, surfing bird...
Comments		Quote Entered by: Alfie Sparrow - Season 7 - I Dream of Jesus


Cleveland		I'm no meteorologist, but I'm pretty sure it's raining bitches.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Bobby Contreras - Season 7 - Love, Blactually


Stewie		i'll have what she's having, says the funniest person here.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Thomas Finn - Season 7 - The Juice is Loose


Lois		Peter I don't think it's wise to have a brain damaged horse as a house pet.
Peter		You don't know nothing, bout anything.
Comments		- Season 7 - Family Gay