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Family Guy Season 6 Quotes
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| Canoe Guy |
 Stroke...stroke...stroke!
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Stop mocking me!
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Oooh! a piece of candy!
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You know what else is rewarding? Shutting your vag.
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| Meg |
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Dad, why don’t you tell the story about when I was born.
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We got halfway home with the afterbirth, then had to go back and swap it for Meg. The end.
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| Peter |
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This is the story of Star Wars. Lets begin with part IV.
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| C-3PO |
You hear that? Sounds like we’re being boarded from the rear. And not the ‘Let’s take a deep breath and experiment’ kind of boarded from the rear.
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| Chris |
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Hey, man. Where is the chase and how do I cut to it?
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| Cleveland |
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Brian, I want to punch you in the dick right now.
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| Herbet |
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Anyone want to see my purple heart?
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| Quagmire |
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Er Brian how would you feel if Dylan was in a fire?
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| Brian |
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Oh my god, I don't even want to think about that, oh my god.
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| Vicar |
You may now kiss the bride...
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Kiss her? I'm going to destroy her.
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| Peter |
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With great moustache comes great responsibility.
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Here's my summary of every Vince Vaughn movie: Oh, I'm incapable of loving another person. Oh, wait, no, I'm not. The end.
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| Jillian |
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Cool! Rock on Brian!
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| Brian |
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Ok, done.
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| Han Solo |
Right, strap yourselves in, I’m jumping to light-speed.
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| Obi-Wan Kenobi |
Did he say strap-in or strap-on?
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| Grand Moff Tarkin |
Princess Leia, we’ve chosen to test our Death Star, planet-blower-upper gun on your home planet of Alderaan.
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| Princess Leia |
No!!!
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| Grand Moff Tarkin |
She said no, should we still do it?
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| Herbet |
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Well, OshKosh B'Gosh, it's a brand-new paperboy. That's a might full sack you're carrying.
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Piss off, you perverted old freak!
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| Herbet |
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Oh-ho, we got a fighter.
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Would you have sex with Cleveland, if it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie?
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Check out my penis. Yeah, I am ready for sex. I drank eight gallons of water today. This baby's ready to explode!
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| Adam West |
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Jillian, do you get the Oxygen network? If I miss my Moesha, I get a bit crabby.
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Who would you rather have sex with? A very pregnant Gina Gershon or Jenny McCarthy after a car accident?
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I'm going to pretend your the New York Metts.
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| C3-PO |
Hey, where you going?
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| R2-D2 |
You can kiss the lowerpart of the canister that is my body!
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| Peter |
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I'm all strokey.
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We are going to patrol the borders and keep this town as clean as a Jewish porno.
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Every time we go to a hotel you hide the key to the mini-bar, but I found it...I found it.
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| Spiderman |
Everybody gets one, tell him, Peter.
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Yeah, apparently everybody gets one.
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Bingo.
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| Anakin Skywalker |
What the phantom menace is that guy’s problem!
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Um... I don't have any money, so I'm gonna have to pay for these comics with my poo.
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| Lois |
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How about we just order room service and watch a couple of bad movies?
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Yeah, that does sound like fun. I'll go rent Vanilla Sky.
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I said a bad movie, not an abortion.
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