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Peter		Lois, men aren't fat, only fat women are fat.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 4 - Sibling Rivalry


Peter		Do you like this side boob? Well you shouldnt because it's my side boob.
Comments		- Season 4 - PTV


Terrorist		Look who's sniggering over there. Mr I'm-Too-Sick-To-Do-A-Suicide-Bombing! He had a note... He had a note from his doctor! It's a suicide bombing!
Comments		- Season 4 - PTV



Narrator		I'm here to talk to you about rpe. Ladies look to your left. Now look to your right. Statistics indicate that both of those men will rpe you.
Man 1		I'm not gonna r*pe you.
Man 2		I might.
Comments		- Season 4 - Brian Goes Back to College


Herbet		I need a pair of strong hands to help me in the tub.
Meg		I'll do it.
Herbet		Aww rats.
Comments		- Season 4 - Petergeist


Stewie		You have to be aggressive more aggressive than Michael Jackson's treatment of his own groin on stage.
Comments		- Season 4 - Brian Sings and Swings



Peter		How'd you like to lose a bunch of teeth? I'm sorry Lois that's just what happens when you challenge someone's faith.
Comments		- Season 4 - The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz


Chris		You only came here to get rid of your problems at home!
Peter		What are you talking about? Meg is right here!
Comments		- Season 4 - Jungle Love


Meg		Mayor west I've got something to tell you.
Adam West		I know, you're an alien.
Comments		- Season 4 - Deep Throats



Quagmire		Gigaty, gigaty goo, let's have sex.
Comments		- Season 4 - Peter's got Woods


Stewie		Find your penis, one dollar!
Comments		- Season 4 - The Fat Guy Strangler


Peter		Hey Quagmire did u get any last night?
Quagmire		What a stupid question!
Comments		- Season 4 - Patriot Games


Stewie		If he dies, I'll have to start hanging out with The Rock again.
Narrator		Ones a baby. And the others Black. Well, at least, part black or possibly Hispanic. In fact, there might be some filipino in there yes possibly some Filipino. I mean if he's black, it's definitely diluted. I mean one of his parents must be White. What the hells Jessica Alba for that matter? If I were 40 years younger, I would plough that until next July.
Comments		- Season 4 - Brian Sings and Swings


Brian		I hate to say I told you so but...Yeah! In your fcking face, fckwad!.. I'm Sorry.
Comments		- Season 4 - Petarded


Lois		Hey Peter, I just got myself waxed so let's just say you're ready for clear landing.
Quagmire		Giggity!
Comments		- Season 4 - Model Misbehaviour


Stewie		Ummm why is there a half dead fat man, eating a dead fat man upstairs?
Comments		- Season 4 - The Fat Guy Strangler


Stewie		Those aren't boobs, they're lies!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Callum Bruff-Murphy - Season 4 - I Take Thee Quagmire


Meg		I miss uncle Patrick.
Lois		I promise we can go visit him once a month.
Chris		We'll be his period.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 4 - The Fat Guy Strangler


Bachelorette		Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire		What even after I tried to drug you and have sex with your unconscious body? Oh never mind gigidy.
Comments		- Season 4 - Brian the Bachelor


Stewie		Anyone else wanna feel my Rebok in their grapes!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 4 - Sibling Rivalry


Butch Lesbian		Hi, my partner and I wanna have a baby. We'd like a vile of sperm and an applicator that looks like Jody Foster's knuckles.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 4 - Sibling Rivalry


Joe		Peter, do you have food?
Peter		No.
Joe		Aarh! Peter you've been eating my leg!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Christopher Hayes - Season 4 - Perfect Castaway


Stewie		Just my package. God delivered it, I signed for it and the world keeps spinning.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 4 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter


Meg		You can't sell me you fat son of a bitch!
Comments		- Season 4 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter


Lois		Tricia Takanawa My daughter needs a makeover like there's no freckin' tomorrow!
Comments		- Season 4 - Don't Make Me Over


Peter		I'm just so confused right now. White is up, black is east.
Comments		- Season 4 - Petarded


Chris		Way to go Dad! 2 days ago, this was a old barn. Now thanks to you its a old barn with a sign on it.
Comments		- Season 4 - The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz


Lois		You can come back to Quahog with us.
Stewie		Ya that's a great idea maybe he can bring his sling blade and order up some French fried potatoes.
Comments		- Season 4 - The Fat Guy Strangler


Stewie		I am so bored! Hey dog, once your done applying your lipstick would you take me to the park?
Brian		What? My lipstick? Oh! Haha, you mean because of my penis, right, yes, that's fantastic.
Comments		- Season 4 - The Courtship of Stewie's Father


Lois		What is going on?!
Chris		Dad's making a TV show, but I'm not supposed to tell mom cause she's just gonna bitch about it.
Comments		- Season 4 - PTV


Loretta		Shut up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl.
Comments		- Season 4 - The Cleverland-Loretta Quagmire


Quagmire		We're, umm playing a game.
Peter		What is it?
Quagmire		Sex.
Comments		- Season 4 - Petergeist


Lois		Are we having sex?
Peter		Um, I don't know, lift up that roll right there. Yup!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 4 - Sibling Rivalry