Family Guy Season 2 Quotes

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Peter		I may be an idiot , but there is one thing I am not, and that sir is an idiot.
Comments		- Season 2 - Fifteen Minutes of Shame


Stewie		Victory shall be mine!
Meg		Yeah like that will ever happen.
Peter		Shut up meg your so annoying.
Comments		- Season 2 - Da Boom


Peter		The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun… But the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I’ll become.
Comments		- Season 2 - A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks



Quagmire		Who would you have sex with Brian or meg?
Peter		Ohhh I would defo choose brian Meg is ugly.
Brian		What the f*ck?
Comments		- Season 2 - Wasted Talent


Peter		Lois, you know it’s illegal for a woman to drive.
Comments		- Season 2 - A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks


Adam West		Ok, listen to me you long necked bastard.
Comments		- Season 2 - Wasted Talent



Peter		None of this would of happened, if someone didn't steal my f*cking surfing bird record.
Comments		- Season 2 - Holy Crap


Stewie		It needs cool-whhhip
Brian		Why put so much enthuses on the h?
Stewie		What are you talking about?
Comments		- Season 2 - Holy Crap


Peter		Hey Chris lets go to the suit shop and fart in all the suits.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Julien Lindsay - Season 2 - A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks



Adam West		I invited Jesse Jackson to open this meeting with a prayer. Unfortunately he was unavailable so I got Letoya Jackson.
Letoya Jackson		Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.
Adam West		How inappropriate
Comments		- Season 2 - E Peterbus Unum


Peter		I've got great ideas, but when they look at me all they see is a loser. Except the guy with a lazy eye, he sees a loser and a snack machine.
Comments		- Season 2 - The King is Dead


Quagmire		Well hello, you must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire..
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 2 - A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks


Peter		You smell that chicken?
Brian		All I smell is your ass.
Comments		- Season 2 - Holy Crap


Brian		Peter you have a gravitational pull.
Comments		- Season 2 - He's too Sexy for his Fat


Brian		Huh, so that's what Peter's penis looks like.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 2 - Fifteen Minutes of Shame


Peter		Hey kids you know that one birthday present that you wanted?
Meg		A cell phone?
Stewie		A dead Lois?
Comments		- Season 2 - Da Boom


Police Officer		Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Peter		I do, ya bastard.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Lewis Brown - Season 2 - Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater


Meg		Mom, why did you come here i thought you were mad at dad?
Lois		I came because I love the theatre, now if I came to see your father fail what kind of person would I be?
Chris		A bitch.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Thomas Finn - Season 2 - The King is Dead


Meg		Mum... Was I adopted?
Lois		No sweetie... You just had problems when you was born.
Comments		- Season 2 - If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin


Cleveland		Wow, Lois must have written the book on man pleasing, damn shame Loretta doesn't allow white literature in our house.
Comments		- Season 2 - Wasted Talent


Peter		What do you want me to do? Wack a guy? Of a guy? Wack of a guy?
Comments		Quote Entered by: Lorna Palin - Season 2 - There's Something About Paulie


Stewie		As soon as my movie deal kicks in, I'm such a ghost!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 2 - A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks