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Peter		Do you like this side boob? Well you shouldnt because it's my side boob.
Comments		- Season 4 - PTV


Peter		Kerosene is fuel. Red Bull is fuel. Kerosene is Red Bull.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Juan Gaviria


Cleveland		Goodbye kids.
Chris		Bye, Mr Cleveland.
Stewie		Bye, chocolate people.
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Peter		Hey Dryfus, where you going? Get back here, what are you doing here in Quahog?
Richard Dryfus		My nephews in the play, god can't you go anywhere these days without these damn paparazzi! Ugh.
Peter		Hey where you going? Oh, You going to the bathroom? You gonna have a close encounter of the turd kind? Ha ha ha I think you're gonna need a bigger boat.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 8 - Peter-assment


Terrorist		Look who's sniggering over there. Mr I'm-Too-Sick-To-Do-A-Suicide-Bombing! He had a note... He had a note from his doctor! It's a suicide bombing!
Comments		- Season 4 - PTV


Carter Pewterschmidt		Come and get the salmon, I know you Jew girls want the salmon.
Lois		Is there really salmon over there?
Barbara Pewterschmidt		No, if you go over there he just squirts you with a squirt gun.
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Stewie		Killer in the house.
Comments		- Season 9 - And Then There Were Fewer


Black Jesus		I rode in town on an ass... Your mama's ass!
Comments		- Season 8 - Jerome is the New Black


Peter		Kick, Joe, kick!
Lois		Peter, he's a paraplegic.
Peter		That doesn't mean he can't hear.
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Peter		Lois I have lost intrest in you. Chris, be your mother.
Chris		Oh, Peter, your muscles are so big.
Peter		I am going to plough you tonight.
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Lois		Just tell us, is peter okay?
Dr Hartman		Oh he's fine, he's just fat.
Peter		Ahh... Well, this is news to me.
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Stewie		I'm a tan person now.
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Family Guy Characters

			Stewie Griffin				Peter Griffin
			Lois Griffin				Brian Griffin
			Chris Griffin				Meg Griffin
			Glen Quagmire				Joe Swanson
			Adam West				Cleveland Brown
			Herbet				Jillian
			Mort Goldman				Neil Goldman
			Bonnie				Tom Tucker
			Bruce				Carter Pewterschmidt
			Barbara Pewterschmidt				Seamus
			Muriel Goldman				Jasper
			Dr Hartman				Death
			Diane Simmons				Tricia Takanawa
			Ollie Williams				Francis Griffin
			Thelma Griffin				Mickey McFinnigan
			James Wood