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Funny Family Guy quotes, here are some of the best ones we could find. If you have some funnier Family Guy quotes, add them with form at the bottom of the page.
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 I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. Wait I don't get it. I'd ride it to the store I guess?
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I saw a penis on the internet today and I thought to myself, well that's just fine.
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You're drunk.
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And you're sexy.
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Peter you can't put kerosene in an energy drink it'll kill you!
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Brian, whatever kills me makes me stronger.
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Milk, milk, lemonade round the corner fudge is made.
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I may be an idiot , but there is one thing I am not, and that sir is an idiot.
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What if I hold the gun sideways like this?!
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Woh, man there's no need for any trouble.
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Well if you don't want any trouble then just eat my poo Brian!
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Anybody wanna go to the little girls room I've got new lipstick.
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Lipstick rhymes with car.
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Lois, men aren't fat, only fat women are fat.
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| Meg |
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Hi dad I'm your daughter, Meg.
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Doh!
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No Peter, that's not your catchphrase.
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And I got a job following fat people around with a tuba.
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Stroke...stroke...stroke!
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Stop mocking me!
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