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Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteNot all Muslim people are terrorists.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo, but most of them are, and all it takes is most of them.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - The Snuke
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAw, weak! Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou f*cking Jew! Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteFat f*ck!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Death
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSuck my balls!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Damon Wardwell
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIt's my body, I do what I want!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Paige Taylor
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAre you sure?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYes!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAre you HIV positive?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Tonsil Trouble
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm sorry Kyle but you have the three J's...Jinger Jersey Jew.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteShut the f*ck up fatty!!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - It's a Jersey Thing
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIt's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation to increase the population. This type of penetration will increase the younger generation.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou need a friend. A chocolate friend.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Fat Camp
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGet all of these minorities out of my water park.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Pee
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteBut fellas if I dress up like a dog with a star in my eye I'm gonna get grounded.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteShut up Butters.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Good Times with Weapons
 
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteWhat's wrong hun?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell apparently Butters is gay and is attracted to me. So he snuck in my room and gave me a hickey.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteScrew you guys, I'm going home!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Ashton Hankins
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteYeah, what's there to hate about rainbows?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell, you know, you'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come, marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass. And you'll be all like, ay! Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman, what the hell are you talking about?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Weight Gain 4000
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHow do I reach these kiiids?Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle u dirty Jew bag!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteShut up fat ass!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMeeem, I know this might sound odd but go with me on this one... Meeem, can you take me to sign up for the special olympics so I can beat all the handicap kids and win a thousand dollars?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Up the Down Steriod
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMmm! The tears of unfathomable sadness! They taste so good and sweet!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Scott Tenorman Must Die
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI hate you guys, I hate you guys so much.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteTampon dick sh*t.Close Quote
Clyde Clyde Open QuoteIf I could say tampon dick sh*t in the class room, I would be so happy.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
 
Girls Open QuoteWe want to use the sleds now butt pirates.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhy don't you chicks go wash some dishes or get pregnant or something.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Cartman' Silly Hate Crime 2000
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteI just don't get it, if it makes you crap blood why do you still eat it?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHave you ever had chipotle?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Dead Celebrities
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWestsiede!Close Quote
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Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWait! Isn't there some rule about not getting in the car with strangers?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo. Not when money is envolved, stupid!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Mecha-Streisand
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude dolphins are intelligent and friendly!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah, intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteHow would you like to go to the principal's office?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHow would you like to suck my balls?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWow, this place is huge.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYeah almost as big as cartmans ass!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo it isn't you guys.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Danny Vulganius
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOkay Token now give me a smooth bass line.Close Quote
Token Token Open QuoteI told you I don't know to play bass.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteToken, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black, you know how to play bass.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhy don't you girls go wash some dishes or get pregnant or something.Close Quote
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Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOne hundred thousand dollars!!!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThat's enough to buy slaves.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Britney's New Look
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteRespect my authoriteee!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Mallory Waters
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou're breaking my balls here.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHa ha ha ha, I did it! It's the greatest picture ever! I took a picture of butters weiner in my mouth! Ha ha ha, he's so gay now!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteNo dude that makes you gay..Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNu-hu,Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteCrap filled vagina.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteBoy this town sure smells funny.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell maybe that's why it's called Ass-pen!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Asspen
 
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteDoes anyone know what sexual harassment is?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhen you are trying to have intercourse with a lady and someone tickles your balls from behind.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHandle it? For two billion dollars I would handle my grandpa's balls sir.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Butt Out
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteJust like the victims of breast cancer there is something I would like to get off my chest.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat awaits everyone in heaven is eternal bliss, divine rest and ten thousand dollars cash.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - The Death of Eric Cartman
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI hate democrats!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteG.I.N.G.E.Rs don't have souls so they can't be pirates.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Fatbeard
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNot visit Mr Jefferson anymore? Well excuse my french Mrs Marsh but you can suck my fat hairy balls.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - The Jeffersons
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteButters, remind me later to cut your balls off.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteLame!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - AWESOM-O
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou are a rabbit and I am a human. So if you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I can f*cking kill you!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Fantastic Easter Special
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not fat.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYes you are! You're f*cking fat, fat ass!Close Quote
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Chef Open QuoteIt seems we need to discuss a problem here.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAh yes the Jew problem. Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Lice Capades
 
Hotel Valet Open QuoteHey, you can't park there!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIt's ok, I'm a hall monitor!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteScrew you guys im going home!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteBut, Cartman we are trying to..Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteScrew you guys, home.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI am a cop and you will respect my authoritah!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Kati Dery - Season 2 - Chickenlover
 
Kyle's Cousin Open QuoteIs anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMaybe we should send you to a concentration camp.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - The Entity
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteButters, you don't shoot a guy in the dick.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - The China Problem
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI don't give a crap about whales, so go hug a tree!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Whale Whores
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSuck my balls!!!Close Quote
Ms Chokesondick Open QuotePresent them.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - 4th Grade
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDon't mind Kyle everyone, he just has a little sand in his vagina.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteThere's no sand in my vagina!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - It Hits the Fan
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOkay our mission failed, yet we learned a lot-primarily that girls don't have balls.Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteThey sure don't.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - The List
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGirls don't think I'm fat, they know I'm buff.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - The List
 
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteApparently, we have a little problem here at the school, that we need to talk about.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAarh, yes, you mean the Jew problem.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Lice Capades
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteCartman I thought you were going to kill yourself.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI tried to. I turned my moms car on and slept there the whole night. F*ckin' hybrids man. They just dont do the trick.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Elementary School Musical
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle! I swear if I didn't have a guys hand up my ass I would leap across the room and kick you in the NUTS!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOoh ouch! Ma'am let go of that tight grip you have on my balls, you are breaking my balls Ma'am.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Goobacks
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKick his ass craig if u don't I will f*ckin butt rape you and you'll bleed from your asshole so don't f*ck it up. Bitch!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteAlright, Tweek now I know you don't wanna fight him but god dammit if u lose and Cartman wins the bet I will stab u in the neck.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteYou think girls tuck their balls up into the inside of their tummies?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWe're done talking about girls balls now Butters. Focus!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - The List
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo kitty this is my pot pie, no kitty! Mom! Kitty's being a little dildo!Close Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteWell then I know a certain little kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Kati Dery - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI slaughtered 5 baby seals with my bare hands. I do what i want!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Freak Strike
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYour family is black Token, you are bound to have a bass guitar somewhere in your basement.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteTell em Ma.Tell em how I'm just big boned. Tell about how all the kids in your family were big boned as a child and grew out of it.Close Quote
Ms Cartman Open QuoteUm sweety... Those were lies. Ur just fat.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAyyee!!!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Fat Camp
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou can't say f*ck in school you f*ckin fat ass!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell why the f*ck not?... It's not like it hurts anybody! F*ck f*ckity f*ck f*ck f*ck!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: KayLee Weller
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWatch out guys! Killer tities on the loose!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHey what the hell are you doing?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh hey Cartman, I was just playing Dreidel! You wanna try?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSuurrreee! I've got a little dreidel, it's small and made of clay! But I'm not gonna play with it 'cos dreidel's freaking gay!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Mr Hankey's Christmas Classics
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOk do you have the essays?Close Quote
Mexican Open QuoteYeah, I wrote my essay in California.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHow would you like to suck my balls?Close Quote
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteWhat did you say?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh I'm sorry, actually what i said was, how would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garrison?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Joe Seaward
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHello Ma'am, we are going around town offering a snow shovelling service, would you like your driveway and sidewalks shovelled for eight thousand dollars?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Goobacks
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteRed rocket! Red rocket!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Proper Condom Use
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou shouldn't ever use the term fag, Kyle, that's a hate word and it's insensitive to butt pilots.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - The Coon
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Grey Dawn
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOooh is that envy in your eye's Craig? Mmmm yes, drown me in the sweet waters of your envy.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Good Times with Weapons
 
Officer Barbrady Open QuoteYou can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThey're not people, they're hippies!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Die Hippie, Die
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMy dad was a GINGER!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - 201
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not fat, I'm big boned!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Jake Miller
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm addicted to abortions!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - W.T.F.
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh my god. They are going to cut off Ike's penis.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou don't call it a penis you call it a fireman. If you call it a penis you will get a spanking and get sent to timeout. Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Ike's Wee Wee
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou suck cock.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Sexual Harassment Panda
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBad kitty!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not fat, I'm just festively plump.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAttention shoppers, cripple fight outside.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Cripple Fight
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou're a chick, dude.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteIt's just that he killed 23 babies.Close Quote
Crowd Member Open QuoteYeah but it was in self defense!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Free Hat
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAnd then we'll kick her in the nuts...Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteTurns out...girls don't have nuts.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - The List
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god! The video game caused Kenny to have a seizure!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDude, sweet!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Chinpokomon
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteToken, we are making a Christian rock band. Get your bass guitar from your basement and get to my house in 30 minutes.Close Quote
Token Token Open QuoteBut, I don't have a bass guitar in my basement.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteToken. You're black. All black people have bass guitars in their basement.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWe rip on everyone; like Cartman for being fat, and Cartman for being stupid, and Cartman for having a sadistic whore for a mom.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHey, you did me already!Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteCome on dude, you don't care about whales, you just want to be on TV.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI deserve to be on TV.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Whale Whores
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo Starvin' Marvin that's Kenny's cream corn.Close Quote
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteMphh.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo Starvin' Marvin that's a bad Starvin' Marvin!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Zachary LoveYa Cerio - Season 1 - Starvin' Marvin
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm killing you, but unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat, so it's going to take a while... Don't fight it Kyle, it'll only take longer, just slip into sweet unconsciousness.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Toilet Paper
 
Cartman Cartman Open Quote(Talking about Rob Reiner) Isn't he awesome you guys? Dude, he just goes round imposing his will on people, he's my idle.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Butt Out
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteF**K off Whistling Whilly, I'm not in the mood.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Quest for Ratings
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou just dealt with the Dowg, bitch!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAaargh yeah, hallo please, ching chong ping pow!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - The China Problem
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhats up, whats up, I crapped on your desk dowg, whats up with that?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh wow, a Jew asking for money, thats a new one.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - The Death of Eric Cartman
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not going to heck Butters, I'm not black!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - The Death of Eric Cartman
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWow, only three more hours sea-people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy, god-damn planet full of hippies.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Simpsons Already Did It
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou shouldn't have done that, he's just a boy, poor little fella.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHmm, I can't possibly finish this whole cake, oh wait, yes I can.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - City on the Edge of Forever
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah, Hanukah sucks!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDon't you oppress me, fat boy!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDon't call me fat! Buttf*cker!Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteYou don't even know anything about Christianity.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI know enough to exploit it.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard
 
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteWant some Cheezy Poofs honey?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteF*ck yeah, I want some god damned Cheezy Poofs!!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNASCAR is for poor and stupid people!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - Poor and Stupid
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI just took a huge dump.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteFag!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhoever he is, he is one f*cking bad-ass! Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhy does every thing need to be coming in or out of my ass today?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAaaaaah! Stan you scared the piss out of me!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThat's a bad Mr Kitty, and I smack him on the head!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDo you know what this is? It's apple juice and it gives me super bad farts.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI am the candy-master.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo, you're the ass-master, there is a difference.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Pinkeye
 
Towelie Open QuoteDon't preach to me fatso!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteShut-up, you're a towel!Close Quote
Towelie Open QuoteYou're a towel!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Towelie
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo kitty! Those are my cheese poofs!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSpoog, balls, bloody, vaginal belch.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSh*t head, butt-hole, Mexican stinky ballsClose Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat do you call a Jewish woman's boobs... Joobs!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThat's right I've got a bad case of ADD no homework for me.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Timmy 2000
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMr. Garrison you can suck my balls.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGuys, Mr. Garrison has a vagina!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNow I will use my powers to... Turn Kyle into a chicken!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteGod-damnit, Cartman!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Good Times with Weapons
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAhhhhhhhh old people!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Grey Dawn
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHere you can eat all you want for 6.99 that's why we all come here on Tuesday nights, except Kenny's family because to them 6.99 is 2 years income.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Starvin' Marvin
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGuys we should go to black barts cave first, because we'll want to go through it a million times.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo it's Kyle's birthday, we should do what ever he wants to do first.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat f*ck Kyle?!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Casa Bonita
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMake no mistake Kyle, before this day is over you will suck my balls!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 3
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI wasn't sleeping. I was just thinking really hard.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBeefcake!Close Quote
Guy on TV Open QuoteBeefcake!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBeefcake!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Weight Gain 4000
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell f*ck you Kyle, I hope you die, I hope you f*cking die!!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Casa Bonita
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteEy! Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman will you give Kyle a kidneyClose Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo, no, no, no, no, no!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell I'm half bi.Close Quote
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteStop it you kids aren't gay. And Eric your not half bi!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI might be a quarter bi. My grandpa was bi so that makes me a quarter bi!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - South Park is Gay
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBenjamin Franklin?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteNo dumb ass it's Kyle!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle. Get out of my flashback you f*cking jew.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - I'm a Little Bit Country
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThere is a bomb threat on south park.Close Quote
Officer Barbrady Open QuoteAre you serious?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIf I wasn't serious would I be if if talking in a low whisper for dramatic effect?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - The Snuke
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI have to get detention.Close Quote
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteEric did you just take a crap on my desk?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat's up what's up.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIt's illegal for a Jew to catch snow flakes in his mouth.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat? No. Officer Barbrady! Is it illegal for a jew to catch snowflakes in his mouth?Close Quote
Officer Barbrady Open QuoteUmm. Yes.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI said shut up you blood belching vagina!... Did I just call myself a blood belching vagina?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteUhm fellers can I come out now all you put in here was this bucket for me to poop in. What am I supposed to eat.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou got the bucket don't you?Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIf you mess with the dawg, you'll end up like that splattered bitch down on the pavement.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThat movie has warped my fragile little mind.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteLying kicks ass!!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteCripple fight!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGreetings I am Awesome-O.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - AWESOM-O
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSo long Justin beiber you stupid little butthole.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle you have to do this. If you want a quality friend you have to wade through all the dicks first.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - You Have 0 Friends
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh wow this is so tits!Close Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteDon't say tits Eric.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI mean wow this is so cool!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMom! More hot pockets!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm a little piggy heres my snout, oink oink oink, oink oink oink.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMom you're not going to believe it! I put a tooth under my pillow and the tooth fairy gave me five dollars! She's only gave me a lousy quarter before!Close Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteOh yes and I think the tooth fairy wants you to use that money to create a savings account with compounded daily interest.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou can compound daily my ass with interest, I'm going to the toy store and buy me a skateboard!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI hate hippies!Close Quote
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Kevin Open QuoteI have to ride in the middle of the boat, I get motion sickness.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKevin, Jesus Christ...Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Fatbeard
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNow are you alright?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass? No I'm not alright!Close Quote
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Clyde Clyde Open QuoteThis is Samolia?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDa f*ck?!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Fatbeard
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteLooks like your about to get poned!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIt's not potholes you need to worry about Mayor, it's the potheads.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMexican stinky balls!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteHey,what you doing?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat does it look like I'm doing, I am eating my dinner?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh, it looked like you where snogging a chicken!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuotePoor people don't have anything better to do than piss other people off.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIt puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKenny an American girl's mouth is the dirtiest place you can put your penis.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - The Ring
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI didn't get a anal prob!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDude yes you did!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteScrew you guys I'm going home!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteF*ck, f*ckity, f*ck f*ck f*ck!Close Quote
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteHow would you like to go see the school counsellor?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHow would you like to suck my balls?Close Quote
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Butters Butters Open QuoteCartman quick an army of Jewish robots are taking over the town!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteJew bots, what are they doing here?Close Quote
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Kyle Kyle Open QuoteNo! You can't give Ike a circumcision! Don't you know how important men's firemen are to them?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh yes. The fireman is very magical. If you rub it's helmet, he spits in your eye!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Ike's Wee Wee
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell where the hell am I supposed to go!? I can't go to Kenny's house, I mean his family's freakin' poor!..... Ok fine I guess I'll just have to crash with you Kenny.Close Quote
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteF*ck you.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Tsst
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman you suck at playing Americans vs Bosnians! From now on if you want to play, you can just play with yourself!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThat's fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long!!Close Quote
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteAhahaha!!!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Clubhouses
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh my God, this is Baghdad? Wow what a sh*t-hole!.. I mean wow look at all those poor, unfortunate people!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Red Sleigh Down
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteF*ck you hippies!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle, now suck my balls!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 1
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteRace war!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMe and Kenny don't give two sh*ts about stupid ass whales.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Whale Whores
 
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteEric what are you doing?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteJust changing my condom.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Proper Condom Use
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMom, if you were in a german shaizer video, you'd tell me, right?Close Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteWhatever you say, hun.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThe only people that listen to Jimmy Buffett are frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the south!!!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou can just suck my balls teacher!Close Quote
Ms Chokesondick Open QuotePresent them.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteF*ck you Token, you black asshole!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMaybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat does me being a Jew have to do with anything?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBecause Jews don't believe in heaven.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle if I didnt have some guys hand in my ass I would come over there and kick you in the nuts!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBut mom, what about all those stories you told me of how everyone in your family was chubby when they were young, then slimmed out?Close Quote
Ms Cartman Open QuoteNo, honey, those were lies. You're fat.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Fat Camp
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI told you Jewish people don't have rhythm.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteF*ck off, Cartman!!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Marlon Perez - Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI will kick you square in the nuts!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMom?Close Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteWhat is it honey?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell, Butters is gay and finds me attractive.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThank you for finally coming on my show wendy.Close Quote
Wendy Open QuoteYeah well, Butters pee'd on my house.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Dances with Smurfs
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBefore this is over Kyle, you will suck my balls!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteI'm not doing it Cartman!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWe had a deal Kyle!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not fat! It's my life choice.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGingers don't have souls.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWestsieda!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGingers are creepy.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not a minor, dumbass. Do you see a shovel in my hand?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Red Man's Greed
 
Girls Open QuoteIt's our turn on the sleds ass farmers.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteSleds are for guys.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhy don't you go shopping or get pregnant or something.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Cartman' Silly Hate Crime 2000
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGingers have no souls!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDo you guys just want to stay outside and toss a ball around all day or do you want to sit at your computer and do something that matters.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'll kick you in the nuts.Close Quote
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Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWow dude, this house is huge.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteYea, it's bigger than Cartman's ass.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo it isn't you guys.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Cow Days
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMaaam! Ben Affleck just spooched all over my bed!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteBoy, it sure is stinky in here.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYea, well 300 gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden Butters.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - My Future Self n' Me
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI think I even saw a native american, gross!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Pee
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWoah Wendy calm down your breast might start killing people!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThank you, your honour. This isn't a victory for me this is a victory for the justice system... And my balls.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 1
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMore cheesy poofs!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteButters, you gotta learn to chill. Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time you could miss it.Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteYeah I guess thats true.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Super Fun Time
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAw man, that is so tits!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell mom, butters finds me attractive and gave me a hickey. Then, confused about his sexuality, barfed all over my carpet .Close Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteOh dear.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYes.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm such a beefcake I can't even fit through the door!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Weight Gain 4000
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBut art is for fags.Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteWell, I like art!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSee?Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMr garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Starvin' Marvin
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThats okay im done makin my video anyways.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAt exactly 1:00 pm Nelly will walk through the hall and Stan will sound the distraction. At exactly that point Butters will go up to her and kick her in the balls.Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteNeato!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - The List
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDude it smells like ass out here.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh my god you ate Kenny!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open Quote...Shut up!?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - A Ladder to Heaven
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHow do I reach these keeeeeds?!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSucky sucky 5 dollar?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Cow Days
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude, is Kyle's dad a dolphin?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHe's a Jewish dolphin... A jewphin.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - The Passion of the Jew
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGod-damn hippies!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Die Hippie, Die
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteWe're being bullied way too much!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWe need protection!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat the hell do we need condoms for?Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGood one guys, good one. Good one guys, good one.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude you have a 40 yard probe sticking out of your ass!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI know your kidding!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteMa'am do you have a rag and some bandages?Close Quote
Woman Open QuoteOh my, what happened?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteShovelling accident.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBut maaaaaaammm!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Pre-School
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBear mace that bitch!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGet the fudge out!!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOoh Kyle! What are you doing to my balls? You naughty girl!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 3
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI caught the following images on tape. I warn you, these images maybe be to shocking for young children.Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteWooh ok I'm not looking.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle, I just want you to know, if it was any other time of the year, I still wouldn't help you.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - It's Christmas in Canada
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh my god dude, Phonics Monkey killed Kenny!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDamn straight he did.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Justin TheBoss Martin - Season 3 - Hooked on Monkey Phonics
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell just so you know i havent taken a shower in weeks so my balls are extra...vinagery.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 3
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI clocked you at 40 miles an hour back there ... You know what the speed is hmmya?Close Quote
Randy Randy Open QuoteWe'll, according to that sign right there it's 40 miles an hour.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteStep out of the car please sir.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Chickenlover
 
FBI Agent Open QuoteCool?! That ship has enough plutonium on board to blow up a small city. Do you think that's cool?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteTotally!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Starvin' Marvin in Space
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteBut I'm the only one down here what am I supposed to repopulate with?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell you know with your wiener.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Casa Bonita
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteThat isn't it Cartman.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat isn't it?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteThat's not being nice that's, just putting on a nice sweater.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Casa Bonita
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou just delt with the doowg!Close Quote
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Store Clerk Open QuoteHey I remember you coming on here a week ago and buying this much toilet paper.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDude you tee-pee'd a house last week?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo, last friday was fajitas night...Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDon't call me a bitch! I'll pop your f*ckin' head off!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteOh yeah? Bring it, p*ssy!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh, I brought it, bitch! I brought it, set it down on the table, and opened it, bitch!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDragon wind to blackie, what's your six, blackie?Close Quote
Token Token Open QuoteI don't want the codename blackie.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 1
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHey guys, check out my pubes!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteCartman, you're supposed to grow them yourself!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGoddammit!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Scott Tenorman Must Die
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGuys we're a boy band.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteAww come on, nobody will notice.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell what about her huge freaking hooters, huh?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: KayLee Weller - Season 4 - Something You Can Do With Your Finger
 
Spanish Girls Open QuoteWhy don't you take a peecture?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOk Cleeek.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteJesus was made of crackers?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou guys, I found it, the brown noise!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - World Wide Recorder Concert
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDo I accept? Does the Pope make the world a safer place for pedaphiles?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - Medicinal Fried Chicken
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteApparently your girlfriend ia a notourious whore kenny.Close Quote
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteWoohooo.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell he took it pretty well.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - The Ring
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOne time I took the priests sandwich and took the piece of ham out and wiped it in-between my butt cheeks.Close Quote
Priest Open QuoteGrrrrr.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAnd another time I went pee pee in the holy water and watched the priest bless himself with it for 2 weeks.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMinorities, Mexicans and Asians, black people I think I even saw a native americain! Gross!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Pee
 
Clyde Clyde Open QuoteWhat shall we do with the one videotape?Close Quote
Kevin Open QuoteWe could use it to power our star cruisers.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGod dammit Kevin.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMaaaaam.Close Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteWhat is it hon.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell apparently Butters is now gay, finds me very attractive and confused about his sexualty puked all over my floor.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteButters, only gay dweebs read the funnys.Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteYa, i read them all the time.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMom!Close Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteWhat is it honey buns?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDon't take me to a black doctor.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteStan wants to kiss Wendy testeburger.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteShut up fat ass I don't even like her.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not fat and you obviously like her because you throw up every time she talks to you.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThe lazy river was never lazier. The Lazy River was never lazierClose Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Pee
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou guys, Mr Garrison has titties!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteAnother rape in the park. Looks like a job for the Coon.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - The Coon
 
Special Olympic Official Open QuoteWhat's his disabilityClose Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteLet me ask.. Honey what's your disability?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHow the hell am I suppost to know! Im retarded! Durr!Close Quote
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Ms. Cartman Open QuoteHi, hun! You want some Cheesy Poofs?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah, I want Cheesy Poofs!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteToken people like to see African Americans on TV, see them not hear them.Close Quote
Token Token Open QuoteWhat do you mean.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou need to talk more white.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Quest for Ratings
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI will make you eat your parents!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude he will!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Nicholas Dennis
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteFrozen waffles and no side dishes!?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Chickenpox
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYour Hella stupid!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Spookyfish
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHello principal victoria... Ass pussy!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDid Cartman just say ass pussy to the principal?Close Quote
Clyde Clyde Open QuoteIf I could say ass pussy to the principal I would be so happy.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteTaco bender!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Tsst
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs, if we didn't eat, we'd be laammmeeeee!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou guys I got awesome news...Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou've got AIDS?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Casa Bonita
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'll roshambo you for it.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, hey! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThat's hella lame.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Spookyfish
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSo long Justin Bieber, you stupid little butthole.Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat's to understand you get a boner slap her tities around a little stick it inside her and pee.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteStick it inside her and pee?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOk if you don't wanna get her pregnant pull it out and pee on her leg.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Jimmy Buffet Open QuoteHow are y'all doing tonight?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteF*ck you Jimmy buffet! You f*ckin' suck!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Tonsil Trouble
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle how would you like it if there was a show that made fun of Jews all the time?!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Cartoon Wars Part 1
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMuuuuuum! Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!Close Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteWell, looks like the tooth fairy was extra happy with you.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteChristmas is about one very important thing.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah, ham.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNo not ham, you fat f*ck, presents.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - A Very Crappy Christmas
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteJews can't play basketball!Close Quote
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Chris Hansen Open QuoteWhy don't you take a seat?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNo Mr Hansen I...Close Quote
Chris Hanson Open QuoteTake a seat right over here.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Matt Shifflett - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWe'll have to do it without him.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteHell no, I'm not being in a four member boy band, we'll look stupid!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Something You Can Do With Your Finger
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteShut up f*ckin JewClose Quote
Mr Garrison Mr Garrison Open QuoteErik did you just say the f word?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteJew?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: KayLee Weller
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDude do you realize what this means? You drank Kenny!!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteShut up!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteNow let's go catch us some hippies.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou mean terrorists.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHippies terrorists same damn thing.Close Quote
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Principle Victoria Open QuoteAll we ask is for you to keep the morning announcements shorter.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah, but Gordon got to be on for 5 min, that one time.Close Quote
Mr Mackey Mr Mackey Open QuoteWell that's because he was being murdered.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Dances with Smurfs
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteF*ck.Close Quote
Cartman's Mom Open QuoteErik!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI can't help it, that movie has warped my fragile little mind.Close Quote
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Butters Butters Open QuoteCartman come quick! It's another army of jewbots!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteJewbots?! What are they doing here?! Flame on!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Fishsticks
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDressing as hitler is cool.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Pinkeye
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteCartoons kick ass!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteFine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long.Close Quote
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteHa ha ha.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Clubhouses
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDo you remember what happened to the last people the Germans were pissed off at?! Tell 'em Kyle!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteLooks like someones on the rag huh mom?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 15 - You're Getting Old
 
Token Token Open QuoteI don't want the code name Blacky!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteCode names are what they are Blacky.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Amy Lucero - Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 1
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm gonna get that hallway defying sl*t if it's the last thing I do.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou can't give us detention.Close Quote
Art Teacher Open QuoteYes I can I'm your teacher.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou're an art teacher.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Toilet Paper
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDrugs are bad because hippies do drugs, and if you do drugs, your a hippie.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Ike's Wee Wee
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDonkey balls!Close Quote
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Butters Butters Open QuoteWho are you talking about?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMy cousin. My cousin, one time my cousin and I touched wieners! Ahhh!Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteYou and your cousin touched wieners?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Nich Dever - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhatever! I do what I want!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Adir Slekman - Season 6 - Freak Strike
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI can only swim doggy style.Close Quote
Lifeguard Open QuoteThat's doggy paddle.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI caught these two making out in the hall, without a hall pass.Close Quote
Principal Victoria Open QuoteOh my God!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah. It's like hall passes don't matter anymore.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Joe Aparicio
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman wouldn't know a rainforest from a pop-tart!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah I do! Pop-tarts are frosted!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteOh yeah i bet your gonna sit on the couch and eat cheesy poofs assmaster!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteScrew you hippie!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Weight Gain 4000
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWhat's the point of living when the only girl I'll ever love is gone?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGod, what a fag!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - Raisins
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteDolphins are way smarter than you!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIf there so smart why do they live in igloos?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Weight Gain 4000
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm the Dowg the big bad Dowg... The Hallway Monitor.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteScrew you guys, I'm going to be home schooled.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Hooked on Monkey Phonics
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteClyde here's a 100 bucks, if Stan comes near me punch him.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDude we've created a monster.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh God Kyle, why don't you just sit under a rainbow and write a poem?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOk, Ms Chokesonrocks.Close Quote
Ms Chokesondick Open QuoteIt's Chokesondick!Close Quote
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Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYou are such a manipulative asshole, Cartman!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYes but I'm not going to die.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Ginger Kids
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMy balls are dry.Close Quote
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Butters Butters Open QuoteI don't play World of Warcraft.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBut you said you're on your computer all the time.Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteYeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou guys! I am proud to say I am the first one of us to hit puberty.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhat?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI just got my period!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMmmm Kyle's money.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThere are mexicans all around me! The lazy river has never been lazier!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Pee
 
Choir Instructor Open QuoteKids we made it to the rainforest.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteEw! It smells like ass out nya!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI have authority?Close Quote
Guy Open QuoteYes. And people should respect you for that.Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteNothings worse than Cartman with authority!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Jackovasaurus
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDid cartman just crap treasure?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIt's mine it's all mine. I ate it and, got it out the cave.Close Quote
Cave Director Open QuoteThat looks like the fake gold in the cave. All and all I think it's worth about $14.00.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - ManBearPig
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteEven the authorities. Are minorities. At my water park.Close Quote
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Rick Open QuoteHello Camper, my name is Rick, how are you?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell, I'm pissed off Rick! How are you?Close Quote
Rick Open QuoteI'm doing great.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 4 - Fat Camp
 
Craig Open QuoteWe're super duper triple-dog gay!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh yeah? Well we're ultra super stamp it no erasies mega gay!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - South Park is Gay
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI have an idea, lets stick a stick up her ass and use it like a doll!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteThats it cartman, she's my grandma! Show some damn respect!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteBefore this is over Kyle, you will suck my balls.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 1
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDon't believe gingers are evil? Judas was a Ginger and what did he do? Oh nothing much just got Jesus killed that's all.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Ginger Kids
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm your brah, she's your bitch, I don't wanna hurt my brah's bitch.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHello you fag go and do your mum up the arseClose Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteShut up fat boyClose Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteDont call me fat you fat gewClose Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYour not that uglyClose Quote
Shelley Open QuoteYou don't think so?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWell, you're pretty ugly.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Cat Orgy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle you stupid jew!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteShut up fat ass!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Alex Hawkins - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman why did you hang Clyde bye his feet to the flag pole!?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHe called me chubby!Close Quote
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Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou gotta send it back it'll choke on our air of sweet freedom!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 5 - Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI need more Vagisil!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - Poor and Stupid
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI learnt everything there is to know about being poor and stupid I'm ready for NASCAR.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 14 - Poor and Stupid
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteButters only gay little freaks read the funnies.Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteYeah, I read them all the time!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 8 - Quest for Ratings
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKenny face it, girls don't wanna eat poptarts for dinner every night when they get married.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - The List
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuotePrepare to lose, fatboy!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYour going to be eating those words, Jew.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteNo I won't, because you'd eat them first, tubby!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig
 
Tourette's Counselor Open QuotePiss out my ass!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah! Piss out your ass, onto Kyle's moms fat f*cking Jew face! Cough, cough, oh my. That was a bad one.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteToken sings?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOf course he sings he's black.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Daniel Merrychristmas Urbina
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteCraig, you can watch Red Racer every day of the week!Close Quote
Craig Open QuoteI do watch Red Racer every day of the week.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig
 
Craig Open QuoteYou're just saying that because you know you're gonna be very last on the list!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI don't think so Craig! Chicks think I'm way hotter than you!Close Quote
Craig Open QuoteYou don't think they put the fat tub of lard at the bottom?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - The List
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh please Craig! We're ten times gayer than you!Close Quote
Craig Open QuoteOh yeah!? We're super duper triple dog gay!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - South Park is Gay
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGuys you can't give-up on the world...of WarcraftClose Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
 
Mr Abootman Open QuoteWhat the fuck am I supposed to do with theoretical money?Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteWe worked hard to get that theoretical money! Everyone thinks I'm a homo now!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteButters, you are a homo.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Canada on Strike
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteKyle!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteDude, the acid...I'm totally tripping balls!Close Quote
Ike Open QuoteTotally tripping balls!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Smug Alert!
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuotePoor people tend to live in clusters.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 2 - Chickenlover
 
Butters Butters Open QuoteYeah, everyone thinks im a homo now!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou are a homo Butters.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Canada on Strike
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI've got a golden ticket!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteYeah, you should totally go to Somalia.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYeah... Wait a second, if you think it's such a good idea, then why don't you go?Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteBecause, Jews can't be pirates.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 13 - Fatbeard
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGoodbye Butters. You were a good friend to me. I'll miss you. Goodbye....Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteUh, Cartman? You're still here.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGod dammit what do you want now? I want my eternal bliss and ten thousand dollars!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Kati Dery - Season 9 - The Death of Eric Cartman
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteOh my god, it smells like ass out here!Close Quote
Choir Teacher Open QuoteEric, you stop making fun of other peoples culture right now!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI didn't say anything about their culture, I just said that their city smells like ass.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Rainforest Schmainforest
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHey guys! I have a dad!Close Quote
Stan Stan Open QuoteI thought your mom was your dad because she had a penis.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat!!!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteKenny is high on life now.Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteMan he is really high on life.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteMan he is super high on life.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Major Boobage
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI am the dawg, the big bad dawg.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Alex Cooke - Season 10 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
 
Chief Runsthepremise Open QuoteI'm sorry, minors aren't allowed on the casino floor.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not a miner, dumbass! Do you see a shovel in my hand?Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Juliee-Anna Persephone Shepard
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteSuck my asshole! Taco-bender!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - Tsst
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteCome on butters you dumb Jew!Close Quote
Butters Butters Open QuoteYeah I'm a dumb Jew.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Daniel Merrychristmas Urbina - Season 10 - Smug Alert!
 
Easter Bunny Open QuoteDon't you think thats a little to much?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYou don't get to decide what is to much your a bunny and I'm a human that means if you don't bring me what I want I can f*cking kill you!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Mirissa Soliz - Season 11 - Fantastic Easter Special
 
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteAww. Suck my balls Cartman.Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI will. I will suck your balls Kyle. I will suck them dry.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Noah Mays - Season 10 - Go God Go XII
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteButters, let go of my hand. I don't want people to think we're gay.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Andrew Hutchinson - Season 12 - Super Fun Time
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteShe smelled my finger and puked!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI have programmed Tivo to record over 50 hours of the History Channel, when Tivo is full, both Tivo and I will be dropped into the water combining our electro-whatever-fields and sending me into a flash back of history.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 7 - I'm a Little Bit Country
 
Stan Stan Open QuoteWhy does it smell like crap?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI guess that's why they call it Asspen!Close Quote
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Jimmy Open QuoteDo you like fish sticks?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteYes I like fish sticks.Close Quote
Jimmy Open QuoteSo you're a gay fish! Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Ulises Aguayo - Season 13 - Fishsticks
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat are you guys doing?Close Quote
Harry Potter Kid Open QuoteWe're playing Harry Potter!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHa! Fags!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteWhat ever!, I'll do what I want!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 6 - Freak Strike
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteGuys! I had my period!Close Quote
Kyle Kyle Open QuoteWhats a period?Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteIts when you go through puberty and bleed out your ass.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI am awesom-o three thousand.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteHe's cheesing his f*cking balls off, dude!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 12 - Major Boobage
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteThey mostly come at night, mostly.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 3 - Cat Orgy
 
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteEverything fun in life costs at least 8 dollars.Close Quote
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Stan Stan Open QuoteCartman, quit looking at Butters's shlong!Close Quote
Cartman Cartman Open QuoteI'm not looking at his shlong, I'm seeing how to put on a condom!Close Quote
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