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Craig Quotes
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Young man did you just flip me off?!
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No.
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Yes you did! You just gave me the bird!!
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How can I resist an ass so great?
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- Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig
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Yep, and if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon.
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- Season 13 - Fishsticks
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What's high school musical?
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Only the best movie ever, where the hell have you been?
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Peru.
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- Season 12 - Elementary School Musical
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If I could say tittie sprinkles on national television, I would be so happy.
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We are way gayer than you butch boys!
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We're super duper triple-dog gay!
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Oh yeah? Well we're ultra super stamp it no erasies mega gay!
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- Season 7 - South Park is Gay
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Craig, you can watch Red Racer every day of the week!
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I do watch Red Racer every day of the week.
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- Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig
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You're just saying that because you know you're gonna be very last on the list!
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I don't think so Craig! Chicks think I'm way hotter than you!
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You don't think they put the fat tub of lard at the bottom?
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- Season 11 - The List
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Oh please Craig! We're ten times gayer than you!
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Oh yeah!? We're super duper triple dog gay!!
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- Season 7 - South Park is Gay
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If I could say shit balls to the principle I'd be sooo happy.
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- Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette
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