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Mr Mackey		Young man did you just flip me off?!
Craig		No.
Mr Mackey		Yes you did! You just gave me the bird!!
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Craig		How can I resist an ass so great?
Comments		- Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig


Craig		Yep, and if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon.
Comments		- Season 13 - Fishsticks



Kyle		What's high school musical?
Jimmy		Only the best movie ever, where the hell have you been?
Craig		Peru.
Comments		- Season 12 - Elementary School Musical


Craig		If I could say tittie sprinkles on national television, I would be so happy.
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Craig		We are way gayer than you butch boys!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Angelica Ramos - Season 7 - South Park is Gay



Craig		We're super duper triple-dog gay!
Cartman		Oh yeah? Well we're ultra super stamp it no erasies mega gay!
Comments		- Season 7 - South Park is Gay


Cartman		Craig, you can watch Red Racer every day of the week!
Craig		I do watch Red Racer every day of the week.
Comments		- Season 3 - Tweek vs Craig


Craig		You're just saying that because you know you're gonna be very last on the list!
Cartman		I don't think so Craig! Chicks think I'm way hotter than you!
Craig		You don't think they put the fat tub of lard at the bottom?
Comments		- Season 11 - The List



Cartman		Oh please Craig! We're ten times gayer than you!
Craig		Oh yeah!? We're super duper triple dog gay!!
Comments		- Season 7 - South Park is Gay


Craig		If I could say shit balls to the principle I'd be sooo happy.
Comments		- Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette