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Cartman		Tampon dick sh*t.
Clyde		If I could say tampon dick sh*t in the class room, I would be so happy.
Comments		- Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette


Mr Garrison		Come on kids don't be shy, what's 5 times 2?
Clyde		12?
Mr Garrison		Ok, now let's get an answer from someone who's not a compleat retard.
Comments		Quote Entered by: KayLee Weller


Clyde		This is Samolia?
Cartman		Da f*ck?!
Comments		- Season 13 - Fatbeard



Mr Garrison		Why don't you tell us alittle about yourself, Marjorine.
Butters		I'm just a typical little girl. I like rainbows, and ponies, and getting my vage pounded on friday nights.
Clyde		Nice.
Comments		- Season 9 - Marjorine


Clyde		What shall we do with the one videotape?
Kevin		We could use it to power our star cruisers.
Cartman		God dammit Kevin.
Comments		- Season 6 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers


Cartman		Hello principal victoria... Ass pussy!
Kyle		Did Cartman just say ass pussy to the principal?
Clyde		If I could say ass pussy to the principal I would be so happy.
Comments		- Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette



Little Girl		I have an ear infection, what are you seeing the doctor for?
Clyde		Uh...I have AIDS.
Comments		- Season 11 - Lice Capades


Mr Garrison		Ok children, lets start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two... Come on children don't be shy... Clyde?
Clyde		Twelve?
Mr Garrison		Ok, now let's try someone who is not retarded!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Scarlett Rose Docherty