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Hot Chick		What do you really want to do?
Chuck		I’m working on a five year plan, just need to choose a font.
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Intersect


Chuck		If you’re planning on hurting me, even to prove a point, I think you should know I have a very low threshold for pain.
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Helicopter


Jeff		Pineapples are fun, my Dad used to throw them at me.
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Nemesis



Chuck		She had a spastic colon.
Ellie		Yuck.
Chuck		I know. A girl that beautiful with a colon that spastic.
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Sizzling Shrimp


Guard		Hey, do you have a light?
John		Studies indicate that smoking can be hazardous to your health. Pick up a paper… From the sixties.
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Wookiee


Big Mike		Tang has the charm of a prostate exam.
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Sandworm



Lester		Everyone in the mall is talking about you trying to hook up with Anna. Dude, the guys at the Sbarro even named a pizza after you.
Jeff		No sauce, no toppings. Nothing, but pure cheese. It's called 'The Loser'.
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Imported Hard Salami


Jeff		Are you guys having lobster? Can you bring back a doggy bag?
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Crown Vic


Chuck		You know, sticks and stones may break my bones...
John		You wanna test that theory, Bartowski?
Comments		- Season 2 - Chuck Versus the Best Friend



Morgan		Her hair looked so much like liquorice. I wanna chew on it till I make myself sick.
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Truth


Anna's Dad		So Morgan you work at Buy More?
Morgan		Yes sir, and Anna will tell you that I've got the old nose on the grindstone... no literally, because that would hurt.
Comments		- Season 1 - Chuck Versus the Crown Vic


Sarah		Why didn't you stay in the car?
Chuck		You know what? It's never safe in the car!
Comments		- Season 2 - Chuck Versus the First Date

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Chuck Characters

Zachary Levi	as	Chuck Bartowski	Yvonne Strahovski	as	Sarah Walker
Sarah Lancaster	as	Ellie Bartowski	Adam Baldwin	as	John Casey
Vik Sahay	as	Lester Patel	Scott Krinsky	as	Jeff Barnes
Joshua Gomez	as	Morgan Grimes	Ryan McPartlin	as	Devon Woodcomb
Mark Christopher Lawrence	as	Big Mike	Bonita Friedericy	as	Diane Beckman
Julia Ling	as	Anna Wu	Tony Hale	as	Emmett Milbarge