Chris Griffin Quotes

Buy at

or

Login to Write a Review for Chris. Note: Do not add quotes here, there is a form at the bottom of the page for quotes..

Chris		You only came here to get rid of your problems at home!
Peter		What are you talking about? Meg is right here!
Comments		- Season 4 - Jungle Love


Chris		I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. Wait I don't get it. I'd ride it to the store I guess?
Comments


Cleveland		Goodbye kids.
Chris		Bye, Mr Cleveland.
Stewie		Bye, chocolate people.
Comments



Peter		Lois I have lost intrest in you. Chris, be your mother.
Chris		Oh, Peter, your muscles are so big.
Peter		I am going to plough you tonight.
Comments


Chris		Hey, man. Where is the chase and how do I cut to it?
Comments		- Season 6 - Movin' Out (Brian's Song)


Chris		Um... I don't have any money, so I'm gonna have to pay for these comics with my poo.
Comments		- Season 6 - Movin' Out (Brian's Song)



Meg		I miss uncle Patrick.
Lois		I promise we can go visit him once a month.
Chris		We'll be his period.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 4 - The Fat Guy Strangler


Brian		Chris, this is my son.
Chris		Hi.
Brian's Son		Everything in this room is mine now.
Comments


Chris		Oh no.
Meg		Oh no.
Kool Aid Man		Oh yeah!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Juan Gaviria



Chris		Way to go Dad! 2 days ago, this was a old barn. Now thanks to you its a old barn with a sign on it.
Comments		- Season 4 - The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz


Meg		Mom, why did you come here i thought you were mad at dad?
Lois		I came because I love the theatre, now if I came to see your father fail what kind of person would I be?
Chris		A bitch.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Thomas Finn - Season 2 - The King is Dead


Chris		Want some ice cream?
Stewie		Yes. But no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Cole Law


Chris		Mom, everyone on the TV say's you're running the town great... Maybe you could do some damn laundry once in a while.
Comments		- Season 5 - It Takes a Village Idiot, I Married One


Lois		What is going on?!
Chris		Dad's making a TV show, but I'm not supposed to tell mom cause she's just gonna bitch about it.
Comments		- Season 4 - PTV