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 I'm gonna maaaake love! Even when I'm dead! Just because my heart ain't beating doesnt mean you won't get laid!
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We've gotta! Get outta here.
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Children go f*ck yourself.
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What did he say?
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I think he said to f*ck ourself.
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Where did you learn to drive, a Chinese auto school?
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Hi there, children!
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Chef, what would a priest wanna stick up our butts?
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Goodbye!
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It seems we need to discuss a problem here.
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Ah yes the Jew problem.
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You have the best balls in the world chef!
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Your damn right.
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You mean at some point in this doctor's life he wanted to work on people's butt holes?
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That's right.
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What a dick!
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Alright everybody get in a line so I can whoop ya ass!
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They shove a big hoopa-joop up your ass.
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Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?
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I dont listen to hip hop.
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That has got to be the largest load of pig crap I've ever heard.
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There's a time and a place for everything boys, and it's called college!
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I'm gonna make love to'ya woman! I'm gonna lay'ya down by the fire!
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Hello children.
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Chef, how do you get laid?
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Good bye children.
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Damn, woman. I just gave you sweet lovin' five minutes ago, are you tryin' to kill me?
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I'm gonna make love to your asshole children.
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