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Cartman's Mom		What's wrong hun?
Cartman		Well apparently Butters is gay and is attracted to me. So he snuck in my room and gave me a hickey.
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Cartman		No kitty this is my pot pie, no kitty! Mom! Kitty's being a little dildo!
Cartman's Mom		Well then I know a certain little kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Kati Dery - Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe


Cartman's Mom		Want some Cheezy Poofs honey?
Cartman		F*ck yeah, I want some god damned Cheezy Poofs!!
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Cartman		Oh wow this is so tits!
Cartman's Mom		Don't say tits Eric.
Cartman		I mean wow this is so cool!
Comments		- Season 4 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000


Cartman		Mom you're not going to believe it! I put a tooth under my pillow and the tooth fairy gave me five dollars! She's only gave me a lousy quarter before!
Cartman's Mom		Oh yes and I think the tooth fairy wants you to use that money to create a savings account with compounded daily interest.
Cartman		You can compound daily my ass with interest, I'm going to the toy store and buy me a skateboard!
Comments		- Season 4 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000


Cartman		Mom, if you were in a german shaizer video, you'd tell me, right?
Cartman's Mom		Whatever you say, hun.
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Cartman		Mom?
Cartman's Mom		What is it honey?
Cartman		Well, Butters is gay and finds me attractive.
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Cartman's Mom		Eric is not fat, boys, he's just big boned
Kyle		Well Cartman must have one big bone in his ass!
Comments		- Season 1 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe


Cartman		Well mom, butters finds me attractive and gave me a hickey. Then, confused about his sexuality, barfed all over my carpet .
Cartman's Mom		Oh dear.
Cartman		Yes.
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Cartman		Maaaaam.
Cartman's Mom		What is it hon.
Cartman		Well apparently Butters is now gay, finds me very attractive and confused about his sexualty puked all over my floor.
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Cartman		Mom!
Cartman's Mom		What is it honey buns?
Cartman		Don't take me to a black doctor.
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Special Olympic Official		What's his disability
Cartman's Mom		Let me ask.. Honey what's your disability?
Cartman		How the hell am I suppost to know! Im retarded! Durr!
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Cartman		Muuuuuum! Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!
Cartman's Mom		Well, looks like the tooth fairy was extra happy with you.
Comments		- Season 7 - Fat Butt and Pancake Head


Cartman		F*ck.
Cartman's Mom		Erik!
Cartman		I can't help it, that movie has warped my fragile little mind.
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