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Carter Pewterschmidt Quotes
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Come and get the salmon, I know you Jew girls want the salmon.
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Is there really salmon over there?
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| Barbara Pewterschmidt |
No, if you go over there he just squirts you with a squirt gun.
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| Carter Pewterschmidt |
So...do these people live here?
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No, Mr Pewterschmidt this is a bus.
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| Carter Pewterschmidt |
Peter! Why are you naked in my house!?
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Why aren't you?
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...You're alright Griffin.
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Bonjour Mr Pewterschmidt.
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Did Peter have a stroke?
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| Carter Pewterschmidt |
Im having a heart attackakakaka!
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| Carter Pewterschmidt |
In an hour and a half I'm gonna piss away 20 grand.
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What, are you bettin on the knicks.
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- Season 7 - Ocean's Three and a Half
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Hi Carter.
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| Carter Pewterschmidt |
Hello my son-in-lard.
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