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Butters		I'm not. I'm a squirrel
Comments		- Season 12 - Britney's New Look


Butters		But fellas if I dress up like a dog with a star in my eye I'm gonna get grounded.
Cartman		Shut up Butters.
Comments		- Season 8 - Good Times with Weapons


Butters		...well at least we have ass holes, you dumb girl.
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Butters		Wow, I'm feeling kinda bowling-ballish, fellas.
Comments		- Season 8 - Quest for Ratings


Butters		You think girls tuck their balls up into the inside of their tummies?
Cartman		We're done talking about girls balls now Butters. Focus!
Comments		- Season 11 - The List


Butters		Boy this town sure smells funny.
Cartman		Well maybe that's why it's called Ass-pen!
Comments		- Season 6 - Asspen



Butters		Gees, I don't want to get the AIDs fellas.
Comments		- Season 5 - Proper Condom Use


Butter's Mom		What's going on, you two?
Butters		Nothing Mom, I'm just a little bi-curious.
Comments		- Season 11 - Cartman Sucks


Butters		Are you going to rape us?
Imagination Guy		No
Butters		Alright then - watch it fellas I'm pretty sure he's going to rape us.
Comments		- Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 1



Butters		But Dad, he's going to pop a cap in my ass.
Comments		- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006


Butters		Thanks for offering me into you cliche guys, but to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid.
Comments		- Season 7 - Raisins


Butters		About 30 minutes ago I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but it turned out to be a dead horse.
Comments		- Season 8 - Quest for Ratings


Butters		Well damn n*gger there's got to be some way.
Comments		- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006


Butters		Hello fellas, this is neato, huh?
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Butters		Lou lou lou, I've got some apples. Lou, lou, lou, you've got some too. Lou, lou, lou let's get together, take off our clothes and lou lou lou!
Comments		- Season 8 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset


Butters		Eeew, it's all sticky!
Comments		- Season 5 - Kenny Dies


Butters		Ah, hamburgers!
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Cartman		Okay our mission failed, yet we learned a lot-primarily that girls don't have balls.
Butters		They sure don't.
Comments		- Season 11 - The List


Butters		I'm just a little asshole thats what I am, when god made me he must not have been paying very close attention as I turned out wrong, just plain wrong.
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Butters		Oh boy, I've never gotten a package this big, I've always wanted a huge package.
Comments		- Season 1 - Weight Gain 4000


Butters		A ring that means you'll stay together but not have sex? ...isn't that called a wedding ring?
Comments		- Season 13 - The Ring


Butters		I'm a bad bear, I'm a very bad old bear.
Comments		- Season 8 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset


Butters		Please don't ice me homey.
Comments		- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006


Butters		Bitch you wanna make some mother-f*cking money?
Comments		Quote Entered by: David Quinton - Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Butters		My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O and I'm bi-curious.
Comments		- Season 11 - Cartman Sucks


Butters		I said what, what in my butt!
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Butters		Ahahaha now you know my terrible secret!!
Stan		You're gay? It's fine if you're gay butters I don't care.
Butters		No I'm professor chaos....
Comments		- Season 6 - My Future Self n' Me


Butters		I don't want to be killed by boobs!
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Butters		Yeah, if you got beat up by a girl everyone would think you're a faggot!
Comments		- Season 12 - Breast Cancer Show Ever


Butters		Eeer, Snarf, could you like shut up for a while or something?
Comments		- Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 2


Butters		My birthday's not till September the 11th.
Comments		- Season 8 - AWESOM-O


Butters		Nothing Mom, I'm just a little bi-curious.
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Mr Garrison		My penis is on the loose! If you see it, just try to catch it with some cheese.
Butters		Aaauw...That hurt my brains......Aaaaauuuw....
Comments		- Season 12 - Eek, a Penis!


Butters		Shoot I can't do that my parents will ground me.
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Butters		That's me!
Comments		- Season 5 - Butters' Very Own Episode


Butters' Dad		Butters you're grounded!
Butters		Ah shucks!
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Butters		Give me back my precious!
Comments		- Season 6 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers


Butters		Aww, I'm the key? I don't wanna be the key. Can I not be the key?
Comments		- Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 3


Butters		Uhm fellers can I come out now all you put in here was this bucket for me to poop in. What am I supposed to eat.
Cartman		You got the bucket don't you?
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Butters		Hey fellas!
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Butters		I'll have my girl on the back seat, holding on to my fat belly. Sure she's missing some teeth, but she thinks I'm cool.
Comments		- Season 13 - The F Word


Butters		My Dad's a perve and my Mom tried to kill me but I know I'm gonna be ok.
Stan		Really? You think so?
Butters		No I'm just lying.
Comments		- Season 5 - Butters' Very Own Episode


Butters		Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton.
Comments		- Season 8 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset


Butters		But dad he's gonna pop a cap in my ass.
Steven		Well do you want to get shot or do you want to be grounded?
Comments		- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006


Butters		Cartman quick an army of Jewish robots are taking over the town!
Cartman		Jew bots, what are they doing here?
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Butters		F*ck you Eric!
Comments		- Season 7 - Christian Rock Hard


Butters		Do you know what I am saying?
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Butters		Sally, you are my bottom bitch.
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Butters		If you want it, I'll give you power, just be gentle, I'm delicate like a flower.
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Butters' Dad		Butters, you have a girlfriend?
Butters		Yup.
Butters' Dad		And she's a girl right?
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Butters		Boy, it sure is stinky in here.
Cartman		Yea, well 300 gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden Butters.
Comments		- Season 6 - My Future Self n' Me


Pimp		Now you gotta have your bottom bitch, ya know what I'm sayin.
Butters		Yes, I do believe I know what you are saying.
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Cartman		Butters, you gotta learn to chill. Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time you could miss it.
Butters		Yeah I guess thats true.
Comments		- Season 12 - Super Fun Time


Mr Garrison		Why don't you tell us alittle about yourself, Marjorine.
Butters		I'm just a typical little girl. I like rainbows, and ponies, and getting my vage pounded on friday nights.
Clyde		Nice.
Comments		- Season 9 - Marjorine


Cartman		But art is for fags.
Butters		Well, I like art!
Cartman		See?
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Butters		Hey, that's my teacher's penis.
Butters' Dad		Butters how do u know what your teacher's penis looks like!
Comments		- Season 12 - Eek, a Penis!


Cartman		At exactly 1:00 pm Nelly will walk through the hall and Stan will sound the distraction. At exactly that point Butters will go up to her and kick her in the balls.
Butters		Neato!
Comments		- Season 11 - The List


Cartman		And then we'll kick her in the nuts...
Butters		Turns out...girls don't have nuts.
Comments		- Season 11 - The List


Butters		Son of a biscuit!
Comments		- Season 9 - The Losing Edge


Butters' Dad		Butters is it true that u have a little girlfriend, Sally Darson?
Butters		Awww heck dad, I've got lots of girlfriends, Sally's just my bottom bitch... Do you know what I am saying?
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Butters		If he ever messes with me again, i'll tell everybody his secret, that he dresses up like Britney Spears!
Comments		- Season 8 - AWESOM-O


Butters		Do you think girls keep there balls on the inside of there tummys
Comments		- Season 11 - The List


Butters		We're being bullied way too much!
Kyle		We need protection!
Cartman		What the hell do we need condoms for?
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Cartman		I caught the following images on tape. I warn you, these images maybe be to shocking for young children.
Butters		Wooh ok I'm not looking.
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Butters		But I'm the only one down here what am I supposed to repopulate with?
Cartman		Well you know with your wiener.
Comments		- Season 7 - Casa Bonita


Butters		Woah! Woah! Bitches! Bitches!
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Butters		I just can't stop thinking about bush.
Comments		- Season 14 - Sexual Healing


Cartman		Butters, only gay dweebs read the funnys.
Butters		Ya, i read them all the time.
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Mr Garrison		Butters do you have a problem?
Butters		All these bitches are kissing fellers and they haven't figured out they can be making serious f*cking money!
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Butters		I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers.
Comments		- Season 4 - Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?


Morpheus		Yes, if we are to take back control from the evil characters this little boy might be the key.
Butters		Aww I'm the key! Can I not be the key Morpheus, I don't wanna be the key. I'm supposed to be at school right now and instead I've got Snarf and I got Put-Pi and Luke Skywalker all pissed off.
Comments		- Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 2


Butters		Mom, Dad, I had the wierdest dream, i was in Imaginationland.
Butter's Dad		You were in Imaginationland, and why were you there mister... you're grounded!
Butters		Awwww sh*t!
Comments		- Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 3


Biggie Smalls		Freeze punkass fool!
Butters		Ok n*gger I'll bring you to the party.
Comments		- Season 10 - Hell on Earth 2006


Butters		Cartman come quick! It's another army of jewbots!
Cartman		Jewbots?! What are they doing here?! Flame on!
Comments		- Season 13 - Fishsticks


Wendy		Hey guys look at my boobs
Butters		Ha ha ha, look at the size of those things.
Class		Ha ha ha, those are ugly.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Daniel Merrychristmas Urbina - Season 6 - Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society


Butters		I had a nightmare.
Butters' Dad		Well you stop having nightmares or you're grounded.
Butters		Yes sir.
Comments		- Season 9 - The Death of Eric Cartman


Butters		Well I don't think I'm happy, I go to bed to the sound of my screams and wake up to the sound of my screams.
Comments		- Season 5 - Super Best Friends


Butters		Well if i'm bi-curious, and i'm some how made from God, well I figure god must be a little bi-curious himself.
Comments		- Season 11 - Cartman Sucks


Butters		Who are you talking about?
Cartman		My cousin. My cousin, one time my cousin and I touched wieners! Ahhh!
Butters		You and your cousin touched wieners?
Comments		Quote Entered by: Nich Dever - Season 11 - Le Petit Tourette


Butters		Clyde here's a 100 bucks, if Stan comes near me punch him.
Cartman		Dude we've created a monster.
Comments		- Season 13 - Butters' Bottom Bitch


Butters		Hey there Mr. Wiener what do you know? Do you have to tinkle tinkle? Yes I do think so.
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Butters		I don't play World of Warcraft.
Cartman		But you said you're on your computer all the time.
Butters		Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
Comments		- Season 10 - Make Love, Not Warcraft


Cartman		Butters only gay little freaks read the funnies.
Butters		Yeah, I read them all the time!
Comments		- Season 8 - Quest for Ratings


Butters		Please Trent, don't hurt me...I'll give you anything you want, you name it!
Trent Boyett		Can you give me back my time? Huh? Can you do that? Kindergarden, first grade, second?! Can you give me that!?
Butters		Well, no Trent, I-I'm not like a time traveller or nothin'.
Comments		- Season 8 - Pre-School


Mr Garrison		Allyson and I talked, and really opened up to each other and... then we... scissored all night long.
Butters		You have to be careful with scissors.
Comments		- Season 11 - D-Yikes!


Mr Abootman		What the fuck am I supposed to do with theoretical money?
Butters		We worked hard to get that theoretical money! Everyone thinks I'm a homo now!
Cartman		Butters, you are a homo.
Comments		- Season 12 - Canada on Strike


Butters		Yeah, everyone thinks im a homo now!
Cartman		You are a homo Butters.
Comments		- Season 12 - Canada on Strike


Imagination Guy		Well all you have to do is clap your heels together 3 times.
Butters		Really?
Imagination Guy		No you f*cking retard that was a joke!
Comments		- Season 11 - Imaginationland Episode 2


Butters		Oh, double hamburgers.
Comments		- Season 6 - Freak Strike


Butters		I know you NASCAR fans are poor and stupid, so I went out and bought you all 52 dollars worth of canned food and blankets. You're welcome!
Comments		- Season 14 - Poor and Stupid


Cartman		Goodbye Butters. You were a good friend to me. I'll miss you. Goodbye....
Butters		Uh, Cartman? You're still here.
Cartman		God dammit what do you want now? I want my eternal bliss and ten thousand dollars!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Kati Dery - Season 9 - The Death of Eric Cartman


Butters		Guys I've been in here for 5 days and haven't had anything to eat and I have to poop in a barrel.
Kyle		Well, you got poop don't you?
Comments		- Season 14 - Coon 2 - Hindsight


Cartman		Come on butters you dumb Jew!
Butters		Yeah I'm a dumb Jew.
Comments		Quote Entered by: Daniel Merrychristmas Urbina - Season 10 - Smug Alert!


Butters		Whoa... what's going on down there?
Comments		Quote Entered by: Josh Narsu - Season 6 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers


Butters		Oh sweet jumping Jesus!
Comments		Quote Entered by: Kenna Sicard - Season 15 - City Sushi