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Beavis and Butthead Season 1 Quotes
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I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
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- Season 1 - The Great Cornholio
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| Butthead |
Hey, baby!
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- Season 1 - Patients, Patients
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| Butthead |
He said little thing, huh huh huh.
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| Beavis |
Yeah, huh huh huh.
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- Season 1 - Butt is it Art?
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| Mr Van Driessen |
Have you seen our free catalogue?
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| Butthead |
He said log, huh huh.
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- Season 1 - Figure Drawing
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| Butthead |
Come to butthead.
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- Season 1 - The Vending Machine
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| Beavis |
Hey butthead, this bus ride is giving me wood.
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- Season 1 - Temporary Insanity
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| Beavis |
Pruning is cool!
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| Butthead |
Yeah, let's go prune some power-lines.
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- Season 1 - Lawn and Garden
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| Beavis |
Shut up, fart-knocker!
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- Season 1 - They're Coming to Take Me Away
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| Golfer |
You are pulling your head on every stroke.
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| Beavis |
Huh, huh, huh.
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| Butthead |
Huh, huh, huh.
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- Season 1 - Mr Anderson's Balls
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| Golfer |
Let me see your bag... Here take your wood and try using a different grip on the shaft.
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| Beavis |
Huh, huh, huh.
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| Butthead |
Huh, huh, huh.
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- Season 1 - Mr Anderson's Balls
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| Butthead |
Would you like a copy of my butt?
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- Season 1 - Temporary Insanity
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| Beavis |
Hey Butthead did you hear him? He said he needs to get more balls.
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Huh huh huh.
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- Season 1 - Mr Anderson's Balls
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