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Beavis and Butthead Quotes
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 I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
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| Mr Van Driessen |
People, these have been some of the best oral reports I've ever heard.
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| Butthead |
Oral, huh, huh.
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| Beavis |
Huh, huh, I'm going to do an anal report.
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| Butthead |
Hey, baby!
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| Butthead |
He said little thing, huh huh huh.
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| Beavis |
Yeah, huh huh huh.
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| Mr Van Driessen |
Have you seen our free catalogue?
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| Butthead |
He said log, huh huh.
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| Butthead |
Come to butthead.
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| Beavis |
Hey butthead, this bus ride is giving me wood.
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| Beavis |
When I was born, the doctor slapped my butt, then he spanked my monkey.
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| Beavis |
I am Bungholio, I will speak now... Are you threatening me?
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| Beavis |
I must have more crappuccino for my bunghole.
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| Beavis |
Pruning is cool!
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| Butthead |
Yeah, let's go prune some power-lines.
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| Beavis |
Shut up, fart-knocker!
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Beavis and Butthead Characters
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