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Archer is an animated show about a secret organisation, Isis. Archer is a spy, working for his mother, Malory. Archer is a bit of an idiot and works with some pretty hot chicks.
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 Yeah! That was totally ninja!
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Do you think this is a game?
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No, Jenga is a game.
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Do you not even skim the briefs in your inbox?
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I have an inbox?
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I could kill for some food.
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I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time.
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So you know you have to be punished.
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Yes.
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So what you’re gonna do is walk into our video store… And buy the nastiest, barebackinest, hard dickinest, ball splapiest interational porno in there.
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Ok, we're off to get our scrotums waxed.
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Pipe down! Pipe-cleaner!
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Lana, your eyes are amazing... I mean, not compared to your tits.
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I love that you know how to do that.
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And I love that I have an erection, that didn't involve homeless people.
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Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.
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Don't be nice to him.
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Beardsly McTurbinhead.
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Woodhouse, have we got any lube? At this point even olive oil would do.
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