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Season 1 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Season 1 - Bart the Genius
Season 1 - Homer's Odyssey
Season 1 - There's No Disgrace Like Home
Season 1 - Bart the General
Season 1 - Moaning Lisa
Season 1 - The Call of the Simpsons
Season 1 - The Telltale Head
Season 1 - Life on the Fast Lane
Season 1 - Homer's Night Out
Season 1 - The Crepes Wrath
Season 1 - Krusty Gets Busted
Season 1 - Some Enchanted Evening
Season 2 - Bart Gets an F
Season 2 - Simpson and Delilah
Season 2 - Treehouse of Horror
Season 2 - Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
Season 2 - Dancin' Homer
Season 2 - Dead Putting Society
Season 2 - Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Season 2 - Bart the Daredevil
Season 2 - Itchy and Scratchy and Marge
Season 2 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car
Season 2 - One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Season 2 - The Way He Was
Season 2 - Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Season 2 - Principal Charming
Season 2 - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Season 2 - Bart's Dog gets an F
Season 2 - Old Money
Season 2 - Brush with Greatness
Season 2 - Lisa's Substitute
Season 2 - The War of the Simpsons
Season 2 - Three Men and a Comic Book
Season 2 - Blood Feud
Season 3 - Stark Raving Dad
Season 3 - Mr Lisa Goes to Washington
Season 3 - When Flanders Failed
Season 3 - Bart the Murderer
Season 3 - Homer Defined
Season 3 - Like Father, Like Clown
Season 3 - Treehouse of Horror II
Season 3 - Lisa's Pony
Season 3 - Saturdays of Thunder
Season 3 - Flaming Moe's
Season 3 - Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Season 3 - I Married Marge
Season 3 - Radio Bart
Season 3 - Lisa the Greek
Season 3 - Homer Alone
Season 3 - Bart the Lover
Season 3 - Homer at the Bat
Season 3 - Separate Vocations
Season 3 - Dog of Death
Season 3 - Colonel Homer
Season 3 - Black Widower
Season 3 - The Otto Show
Season 3 - Bart's Friend Falls in Love
Season 3 - Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Season 4 - Kamp Krusty
Season 4 - A Streetcar Named Marge
Season 4 - Homer the Heretic
Season 4 - Lisa the Beauty Queen
Season 4 - Treehouse of Horror III
Season 4 - Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Season 4 - Marge Gets a Job
Season 4 - New Kid on the Block
Season 4 - Mr Plow
Season 4 - Lisa's First Word
Season 4 - Homer's Triple Bypass
Season 4 - Marge vs the Monorail
Season 4 - Selma's Choice
Season 4 - Brother from the Same Planet
Season 4 - I Love Lisa
Season 4 - Duffless
Season 4 - Last Exit to Springfield
Season 4 - So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
Season 4 - The Front
Season 4 - Whacking Day
Season 4 - Marge in Chains
Season 4 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
Season 5 - Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Season 5 - Cape Feare
Season 5 - Homer Goes to College
Season 5 - Rosebud
Season 5 - Treehouse of Horror IV
Season 5 - Marge on the Lam
Season 5 - Bart's Inner Child
Season 5 - Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood
Season 5 - The Last Temptation of Homer
Season 5 - Legalized Gambling
Season 5 - Homer the Vigilante
Season 5 - Bart Gets Famous
Season 5 - Homer and Apu
Season 5 - Lisa vs Malibu Stacy
Season 5 - Deep Space Homer
Season 5 - Homer Loves Flanders
Season 5 - Bart Gets an Elephant
Season 5 - Burns' Heir
Season 5 - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasss Song
Season 5 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Season 5 - Lady Bouvier's Lover
Season 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Season 6 - Bark of Darkness
Season 6 - Lisa's Rival
Season 6 - Another Simpsons Clip Show
Season 6 - Itchy and Scratchy Land
Season 6 - Sideshow Bob Roberts
Season 6 - Treehouse of Horror V
Season 6 - Bart's Girlfriend
Season 6 - Lisa on Ice
Season 6 - Homer Badman
Season 6 - Grandma vs Sexual Inadequacy
Season 6 - Fear of Flying
Season 6 - Homer the Great
Season 6 - And Maggie Makes Three
Season 6 - Bart's Comet
Season 6 - Homie the Clown
Season 6 - Bart vs Australia
Season 6 - Homer vs Patty and Selma
Season 6 - A Star is Burns
Season 6 - Lisa's Wedding
Season 6 - Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
Season 6 - The PTA Disbands
Season 6 - Round Springfield
Season 6 - The Springfield Connection
Season 6 - Lemon of Troy
Season 6 - Who Shot Mr Burns Part 1
Season 7 - Who Shot Mr Burns Part 2
Season 7 - Radioactive Man
Season 7 - Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
Season 7 - Bart Sells His Soul
Season 7 - Lisa the Vegetarian
Season 7 - Treehouse of Horror VI
Season 7 - King-Size Homer
Season 7 - Mother Simpson
Season 7 - Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Season 7 - The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
Season 7 - Marge Be Not Proud
Season 7 - Team Homer
Season 7 - Two Bad Neighbors
Season 7 - Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
Season 7 - Bart the Fink
Season 7 - Lisa the Iconoclast
Season 7 - Homer the Smithers
Season 7 - The Day the Violence Died
Season 7 - A Fish Called Selma
Season 7 - Bart on the Road
Season 7 - 22 Short Films About Springfield
Season 7 - The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
Season 7 - Much Apu About Nothing
Season 7 - Homerpalooza
Season 7 - Summer of 4 Ft 2
Season 8 - Treehouse of Horror VII
Season 8 - You Only Move Twice
Season 8 - The Homer They Fall
Season 8 - Burns, Baby Burns
Season 8 - Bart After Dark
Season 8 - A Milhouse Divided
Season 8 - Lisa's Date with Density
Season 8 - Hurricane Neddy
Season 8 - The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
Season 8 - The Springfield Files
Season 8 - The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
Season 8 - Mountain of Madness
Season 8 - Simsoncalifragilisticexpialacious
Season 8 - The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
Season 8 - Homer's Phobia
Season 8 - Brother from Another Series
Season 8 - My Sister, My Sitter
Season 8 - Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment
Season 8 - Grade School Confidential
Season 8 - The Canine Mutiny
Season 8 - The Old Man and the Lisa
Season 8 - In Marge We Trust
Season 8 - Homer's Enemy
Season 8 - The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
Season 8 - The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
Season 9 - The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
Season 9 - The Principal and the Pauper
Season 9 - Lisa's Sax
Season 9 - Treehouse of Horror VIII
Season 9 - The Cartridge Family
Season 9 - Bart Star
Season 9 - The Two Mrs Nahasapeemapetilons
Season 9 - Lisa the Skeptic
Season 9 - Reality Bites
Season 9 - Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
Season 9 - All Singing, All Dancing
Season 9 - Bart Carny
Season 9 - The Joy of Sect
Season 9 - Das Bus
Season 9 - The Last Temptation of Krust
Season 9 - Dumbbell Indemnity
Season 9 - Lisa the Simpson
Season 9 - This Little Wiggy
Season 9 - Simpson Tide
Season 9 - The Trouble with Trillions
Season 9 - Girly Edition
Season 9 - Trash of the Titans
Season 9 - King of the Hill
Season 9 - Lost Our Lisa
Season 9 - Natural Born Kissers
Season 10 - Lard of the Dance
Season 10 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
Season 10 - Bart the Mother
Season 10 - Treehouse of Horror IX
Season 10 - When You Dish Upon a Star
Season 10 - D'oh-in in the Wild
Season 10 - Lisa Get's an A
Season 10 - Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble
Season 10 - Mayored to the Mob
Season 10 - Viva Ned Flanders
Season 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
Season 10 - Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
Season 10 - Homer to the Max
Season 10 - I'm with Cupid
Season 10 - Screaming Yellow Honkers
Season 10 - Make Room for Lisa
Season 10 - Maximum Homerdrive
Season 10 - Simpsons Bible Stories
Season 10 - Mom and Pop Art
Season 10 - The Old Man and the C Student
Season 10 - Monty Can't Buy Me Love
Season 10 - They Saved Lisa's Brain
Season 10 - Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
Season 11 - Beyond Blunderdome
Season 11 - Brother's Little Helper
Season 11 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
Season 11 - Treehouse of Horror X
Season 11 - E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
Season 11 - Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
Season 11 - Eight Misbehavin
Season 11 - Take My Wife, Sleaze
Season 11 - Grift of the Magi
Season 11 - Little Big Mom
Season 11 - Faith Off
Season 11 - The Mansion Family
Season 11 - Saddlesore Galactica
Season 11 - Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
Season 11 - Missionary: Impossible
Season 11 - Pygmoelian
Season 11 - Bart to the Future
Season 11 - Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
Season 11 - Kill the Alligator and Run
Season 11 - Last Tap Dance in Springfield
Season 11 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
Season 11 - Behind the Laughter
Season 12 - Treehouse of Horror XI
Season 12 - A Tale of Two Springfields
Season 12 - Insane Clown Poppy
Season 12 - Lisa the Tree Hugger
Season 12 - Homer vs Dignity
Season 12 - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
Season 12 - The Great Money Caper
Season 12 - Skinner's Sense of Show
Season 12 - HOMR
Season 12 - Pokey Mom
Season 12 - Worst Episode Ever
Season 12 - Tennis the Menace
Season 12 - Day of the Jackanapes
Season 12 - New Kids on the Blecch
Season 12 - Hungry, Hungry Homer
Season 12 - Bye Bye Nerdie
Season 12 - Simpson Safari
Season 12 - Trilogy of Error
Season 12 - I'm Goin' to Praiseland
Season 12 - Children of a Lesser Clod
Season 12 - Simpsons Tall Tales
Season 13 - Treehouse of Horror XII
Season 13 - The Parent Rap
Season 13 - Homer the Moe
Season 13 - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
Season 13 - The Blunder Years
Season 13 - She of Little Faith
Season 13 - Brawl in the Family
Season 13 - Sweets and Sour Marge
Season 13 - Jaws Wired Shut
Season 13 - Half-Decent Proposal
Season 13 - The Bart Wants What It Wants
Season 13 - The Lastest Gun in the West
Season 13 - The Old Man and the Key
Season 13 - Tales from the Public Domain
Season 13 - Blame it on Lisa
Season 13 - Weekend at Burnsie's
Season 13 - Gump Roast
Season 13 - I am Furious Yellow
Season 13 - The Sweetest Apu
Season 13 - Little Girl in the Big Ten
Season 13 - The Frying Game
Season 13 - Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
Season 14 - Treehouse of Horror XIII
Season 14 - How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
Season 14 - Bart vs Lisa vs the Third Grade
Season 14 - Large Marge
Season 14 - Helter Shelter
Season 14 - The Great Louse Detective
Season 14 - Special Edna
Season 14 - The Dad Who Knew Too Little
Season 14 - Strong Arms of the Ma
Season 14 - Pray Anything
Season 14 - Barting Over
Season 14 - I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
Season 14 - A Star is Born-Again
Season 14 - Mr Spritz Goes to Washington
Season 14 - C. E. D'oh
Season 14 - Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
Season 14 - Three Gays of the Condo
Season 14 - Dude, Where's My Ranch?
Season 14 - Old Yeller Belly
Season 14 - Brake My Wife, Please
Season 14 - The Bart of War
Season 14 - Moe Baby Blues
Season 15 - Treehouse of Horror XIV
Season 15 - My Mother the Carjacker
Season 15 - The President Wore Pearls
Season 15 - The Regina Monologues
Season 15 - The Fat and the Furriest
Season 15 - Today I am a Clown
Season 15 - Tis the Fifteen Season
Season 15 - Marge vs Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays
Season 15 - I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot
Season 15 - Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
Season 15 - Margical History Tour
Season 15 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Season 15 - Smart and Smarter
Season 15 - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Season 15 - Co-Dependent's Day
Season 15 - The Wandering Juvie
Season 15 - My Big Fat Geek Wedding
Season 15 - Catch 'Em If You Can
Season 15 - Simple Simpson
Season 15 - The Way We Weren't
Season 15 - Bart-Mangled Banner
Season 15 - Fraudcast News
Season 16 - Treehouse of Horror XV
Season 16 - All's Far in Oven War
Season 16 - Sleeping With the Enemy
Season 16 - She Used to Be My Girl
Season 16 - Fat Man and Little Boy
Season 16 - Midnight Rx
Season 16 - Mommie Beerest
Season 16 - Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
Season 16 - Pranksta Rap
Season 16 - There's Something About Mary
Season 16 - On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
Season 16 - Goo Goo Gai Pan
Season 16 - Mobile Homer
Season 16 - The Seven-Beer Snitch
Season 16 - Future-Drama
Season 16 - Don't Fear the Roofer
Season 16 - The Heartbroke Kid
Season 16 - A Star Is Torn
Season 16 - Thank God, It's Doomsday
Season 16 - Home Away from Homer
Season 16 - The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star
Season 17 - Bonfire of the Manatees
Season 17 - The Girl Who Slept Too Little
Season 17 - Milhouse of Sand and Fog
Season 17 - Treehouse of Horror XVI
Season 17 - Marge's Son Poisoning
Season 17 - See Homer Run
Season 17 - The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
Season 17 - The Italian Bob
Season 17 - Simpsons Christmas Stories
Season 17 - Homer's Paternity Coot
Season 17 - We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
Season 17 - My Fair Lady
Season 17 - The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
Season 17 - Bart Has Two Mommies
Season 17 - Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife
Season 17 - Million Dollar Abie
Season 17 - Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore
Season 17 - The Wettest Stories Ever Told
Season 17 - Girls Just Want to Have Sums
Season 17 - Regarding Margie
Season 17 - The Monkey Suit
Season 17 - Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
Season 18 - The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer
Season 18 - Jazzy and the Pussycats
Season 18 - Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em
Season 18 - Treehouse of Horror XVII
Season 18 - GI (Annoyed Grunt)
Season 18 - Moe'N'a Lisa
Season 18 - Ice Cream of Margie
Season 18 - The Haw-Hawed Couple
Season 18 - Kill Gil, Volumes I and II
Season 18 - The Wife Aquatic
Season 18 - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times
Season 18 - Little Big Girl
Season 18 - Springfield Up
Season 18 - Yokel Chords
Season 18 - Rome-old and Juli-eh
Season 18 - Homerazzi
Season 18 - Marge Gamer
Season 18 - The Boys of Bummer
Season 18 - Crook and Ladder
Season 18 - Stop or My Dog Will Shoot
Season 18 - 24 Minutes
Season 18 - You Kent Always Say What You Want
Season 19 - He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs
Season 19 - Homer of Seville
Season 19 - Midnight Towboy
Season 19 - I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
Season 19 - Treehouse of Horror XVIII
Season 19 - Little Orphan Millie
Season 19 - Husbands and Knives
Season 19 - Funeral for a Fiend
Season 19 - Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
Season 19 - E Pluribus Wiggum
Season 19 - That 90s Show
Season 19 - Love, Springfieldian Style
Season 19 - The Debarted
Season 19 - Dial N for Nerder
Season 19 - Smoke on the Daughter
Season 19 - Papa Don't Leech
Season 19 - Apocalypse Cow
Season 19 - Any Given Sundance
Season 19 - Mona Leaves-a
Season 19 - All About Lisa
Season 20 - Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes
Season 20 - Lost Verizon
Season 20 - Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
Season 20 - Treehouse of Horror XIX
Season 20 - Dangerous Curves
Season 20 - Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words
Season 20 - Mypods and Boomsticks
Season 20 - The Burns and the Bees
Season 20 - Lisa the Drama Queen
Season 20 - Take My Life, Please
Season 20 - How the Test Was Won
Season 20 - No Loan Again, Naturally
Season 20 - Gone Maggie Gone
Season 20 - In the Name of the Grandfather
Season 20 - Wedding for Disaster
Season 20 - Eeny Teeny Maya Moe
Season 20 - The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
Season 20 - Father Knows Worst
Season 20 - Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh
Season 20 - Four Great Women and a Manicure
Season 20 - Coming to Homerica
Season 21 - Homer the Whopper
Season 21 - Bart Gets a Z
Season 21 - The Great Wife Hope
Season 21 - Treehouse of Horror XX
Season 21 - The Devil Wears Nada
Season 21 - Pranks and Greens
Season 21 - Rednecks and Broomsticks
Season 21 - O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
Season 21 - Thursday with Abie
Season 21 - Once Upon a Time in Springfield
Season 21 - Million Dollar Maybe
Season 21 - Boy Meet Curl
Season 21 - The Color Yellow
Season 21 - Postcards from the Wedge
Season 21 - Stealing First Base
Season 21 - The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed
Season 21 - American History X-cellent
Season 21 - Chief of Hearts
Season 21 - The Squirt and the Whale
Season 21 - To Surveil with Love
Season 21 - Moe Letter Blues
Season 21 - The Bob Next Door
Season 21 - Judge Me Tender
Season 22 - Elementary School Musical
Season 22 - Loan-a Lisa
Season 22 - MoneyBART
Season 22 - Treehouse of Horror XXI
Season 22 - Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life
Season 22 - The Fool Monty
Season 22 - How Munched is That Birdie in the Window
Season 22 - The First Before Christmas
Season 22 - Donnie Fatso
Season 22 - Moms I'd Like to Forget
Season 22 - Flaming Moe
Season 22 - Homer the Father
Season 22 - The Blue and the Gray
Season 22 - Angry Dad: The Movie
Season 22 - The Scorpion's Tale
Season 22 - A Midsummer's Nice Dream
Season 22 - Love is a Many Strangled Thing
Season 22 - The Great Simpsina
Season 22 - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony
Season 22 - Homer Scissorhands
Season 22 - 500 Keys
Season 22 - The Ned-Liest Catch
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Maggie
Ned
Apu
Mr Burns
Barney
Skinner
Grandpa
Carl
Dr Hibbert
Comic Book Guy
Todd
Rod
Krusty
Ms Krabappel
Willie
Martin
Nelson
Lenny
Otto
Moe
Smithers
Ralph
Milhouse
Chief Wiggum
Selma
Patty
Sideshow Bob
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Homer
Marge
Bart
Lisa
Maggie
Ned
Apu
Mr Burns
Barney
Skinner
Grandpa
Carl
Dr Hibbert
Comic Book Guy
Todd
Rod
Krusty
Ms Krabappel
Willie
Martin
Nelson
Lenny
Otto
Moe
Smithers
Ralph
Milhouse
Chief Wiggum
Selma
Patty
Sideshow Bob
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Rod
Krusty
Ms Krabappel
Willie
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