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Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant send Karl Pilkington around the world to visit the 7 wonders. Karl's not interested in traveling and doesn't have much fun. You have to watch it to understand why it's so funny, but Karl will have you in stitches.
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 Just what you want, innit? Imagine that, being Jesus, being taken, you know, your life's gonna end, you've got someone with a recorder. It's the worst sound going, innit? It's the worst instrument, that. I'd say 'Do it here".
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Everything that we've done, they've gone, right we're gonna do it weirder.
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I don't think I've ever felt this lost... Even in Whales.
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Yeah, it smells more Chinesey now... Sort of sweet and sour.
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My mam told me to be an Hell's Angel, you got to sh*t in your pants. You have to sh*t in your pants and keep 'em on for a week.
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Being honest with you, it's not the Great Wall, it's the alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China
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What do you like about Monster Munch?
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There's something about them that cheers you up. Not only are they sort of tasty, but just having a little monster to look at when you're fed up.
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This is pretty sh*t, init? You're meant to be able to see it from the moon, aren't you, the Great Wall? Would you want to?
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You know, you can see it (The Great Wall) for miles. It goes on for miles over the hills. But so does the M6.
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I didn't think China was gonna be like this. I thought it was gonna be more... Like I said, I thought it was where they made the iPod. I think I've got the wrong place because this ain't a place where they need an iPod... Have a toilet roll first.
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They don't have chocolate eggs here. I mean, for me that's what Easter is. Take the eggs away, its Friday.
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Was that a massage? I don't know, or was I just being mugged?
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