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American Dad Quotes
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Funny quotes from American Dad. Here are some of the funniest quotes from Roger, Stan and the rest of the characters of American Dad. If you know any that are not listed below... Feel free to add your own American Dad quotes. There is a form at the bottom of the page.
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 Why do my wrists hurt!
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'Cause your lyin on them.
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How can you hear what I'm thinking?
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It's time for me to cut loose! Footloose! So why don't you two get lost before I kick off my Sunday shoe up your ass!
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I watched that Meg Ryan movie where she plays that burns victum.
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She never played a burns victum.
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Oh, Meg.
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Does anybody have extra areola-pink? I only have one tube.
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Something hard and black just fell off the baby's bellybutton I thought it was beef jerky and... Am I gonna die or am I stronger than ever?
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Nothing bonds a family like a dark, horrible secret.
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Early bird gets the worm huh?
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Why does everyone hate the juice?
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Forget it Francine, we already have something girly and annoying in this house... It's called Roger.
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Can you believe we're going to meet Densel Washington, he's like Harrison Ford dipped in chocolate.
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Francine, when I look at your hair I doubt I could eat the amount I wanna vomit.
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Francine, I just found our son abusing the hose?
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You walked in on him jacking off?
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Damn it women u always go straight to that, last time it was when I said he was doing his homework.
Francine- I thought u said bone work.
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Francine- I thought u said bone work." ',4812,0)) |
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