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 Don't just sit there, come here and give me some sugar.
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No thank you.
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Well, if you ever want to piss off your parents, you come see me.
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With Manhattan real-estate there are no rules, it's like the check in at an Italian airport.
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I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree.
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Do you want a hug?
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What is this, Italian parliament?
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He knows you're special, like a black stripper with blue eyes.
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Look at all these books sir, it feels like I'm back at school, learning about the dangers of book reading.
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If I have a strawberry my throat shuts up quicker than a girl in a maths class.
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If I die my ghost is going to haunt you.
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Then your ghost is gonna see some disgusting stuff.
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It's like a black Barbie Doll in Arizona... No body's buying it.
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We call him Toofer, because with him you get two for one, he's a black guy and a Harvard guy.
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Frank likes his movies.
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Yeah, Frank also likes that video of a monkey sniffing his own butt.
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We've got to do something.
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Let's crash my car and see if the airbags go off.
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