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 | Forgetting Sarah Marshall |
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 Good for you Pete, good for you.
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 | Juno |
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| Juno |
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Thundercats are go!
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 | Knocked Up |
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Just don’t ask me to lend you any money, ok.
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| Ben |
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Can I just have some?
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 | About a Boy |
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| Will |
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It was horrible. Horrible... But driving fast behind the ambulance was fantastic.
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 | Along Came Polly |
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| Sandy |
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When I'm making out with a girl for the first time, I like to give her a little spanking.
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 | Going the Distance |
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| Box |
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You suck your own dick?
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| Dan |
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Yeah.
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| Box |
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You cut your own hair and you suck your own dick. You're like a swiss army knife.
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 | My Girl |
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| Vada |
My dad gave Shelly a ring.
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| Thomas |
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Wow, was it a decoder ring?
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 | She's Out Of My League |
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| Stainer |
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In forth grade I pee'd my pants on several occasions. And everybody started calling me stainer. And do you know how I made it through those dark days.
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| Molly |
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Plastic underwear.
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In part.
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 | The Break Up |
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| Brooke |
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My sister's been through a lot.
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| Gary |
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Of dick.
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 | Marley and Me |
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| Guy on Beach |
This is the only beach in two counties where dogs aren't banned. Cops see anybody peeing or pooping down by the water, they'll shut us down... Why is that funny to you?
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| Sebastian |
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I'm just very immature.
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 | 500 Days of Summer |
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| Tom |
What do you know about PMS?
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| Rachel |
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More than you Tom.
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 | Valentine's Day |
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| Guy in Car |
Get your head out of your ass and use the damn turn signals, you freaking moron!
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