Romantic Comedy Movie Quotes

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	Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Peter		Good for you Pete, good for you.
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	Juno
Juno		Thundercats are go!
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	Knocked Up
Pete		Just don’t ask me to lend you any money, ok.
Ben		Can I just have some?
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	About a Boy
Will		Men are bastards, after about ten minutes I wanted to chop my own penis off with a kitchen knife.
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	Along Came Polly
Sandy		I just sharted.
Reuben		I don't know what that means.
Sandy		I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out. I sharted.
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	Going the Distance
Garrett		I screwed up Erin's Centipede game, so I owe her a beer.
Erin		F*cker put his face in front of the game.
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	My Girl
Vada		My dad gave Shelly a ring.
Thomas		Wow, was it a decoder ring?
Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble


	She's Out Of My League
Stainer		In forth grade I pee'd my pants on several occasions. And everybody started calling me stainer. And do you know how I made it through those dark days.
Molly		Plastic underwear.
Stainer		In part.
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	The Break Up
Gary		Do you think that when Michelangelo, right, was painting the Sixteenth Chapel, that he said, 'Hey, guys, you know I did pretty good on the first 15 chapels...'
Brooke		Ok. Um, it's the Sistine Chapel, not the Sixteenth.
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	Marley and Me
House Sitter		Oh, and just so you know, I am a dog person, but that is not a dog. That is evil with a dog face, that is humping my leg and peeing on your carpet.
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	500 Days of Summer
Summer		All we do is argue.
Tom		That is bullsh*t!
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	Valentine's Day
Boy		When are we gonna get there, Grandpa?
Edgar		Coming up to Moorpark. Making a left turn right here. What’s Moorpark spelled backwards?.. Kraproom.
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