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![]() | Forgetting Sarah Marshall |
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Good for you Pete, good for you.
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![]() | Juno |
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Thundercats are go!
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![]() | Knocked Up |
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Just don’t ask me to lend you any money, ok.
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| Ben |
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Can I just have some?
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![]() | About a Boy |
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| Will |
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Men are bastards, after about ten minutes I wanted to chop my own penis off with a kitchen knife.
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![]() | Along Came Polly |
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| Sandy |
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I just sharted.
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| Reuben |
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I don't know what that means.
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| Sandy |
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I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out. I sharted.
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![]() | Going the Distance |
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| Garrett |
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I screwed up Erin's Centipede game, so I owe her a beer.
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| Erin |
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F*cker put his face in front of the game.
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![]() | My Girl |
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| Vada |
My dad gave Shelly a ring.
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| Thomas |
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Wow, was it a decoder ring?
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![]() | She's Out Of My League |
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| Stainer |
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In forth grade I pee'd my pants on several occasions. And everybody started calling me stainer. And do you know how I made it through those dark days.
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| Molly |
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Plastic underwear.
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In part.
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![]() | The Break Up |
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| Gary |
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Do you think that when Michelangelo, right, was painting the Sixteenth Chapel, that he said, 'Hey, guys, you know I did pretty good on the first 15 chapels...'
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| Brooke |
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Ok. Um, it's the Sistine Chapel, not the Sixteenth.
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![]() | Marley and Me |
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Oh, and just so you know, I am a dog person, but that is not a dog. That is evil with a dog face, that is humping my leg and peeing on your carpet.
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![]() | 500 Days of Summer |
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| Summer |
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All we do is argue.
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That is bullsh*t!
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![]() | Valentine's Day |
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When are we gonna get there, Grandpa?
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| Edgar |
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Coming up to Moorpark. Making a left turn right here. What’s Moorpark spelled backwards?.. Kraproom.
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