High School ⁄ Teen Movie Quotes

	The Inbetweeners Movie
Mr Gilbert		I assure you that once my legal obligation to look after your best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty f*cker.
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	American Pie
Michelle		This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
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	American Pie 3
Jim's Dad		Why do you think, Michelle... they call it making love?
Michelle		I don't know, I just call it boning.
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	Easy A
Principal Gibbons		If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
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	Animal House
John		Over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?
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	Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Jeanie		Bite the big one, junior.
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	Van Wilder
Van		Don’t be a fool, stay in school!
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	Donnie Darko
Donnie		This is so illogical, about being a Smurf, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
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	Stand By Me
Teddy		Hey, have you guys been watching the Mickey Mouse Club lately?
All		Yeah.
Teddy		I think that Annette’s tits are getting bigger.
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	American Pie 2
Stifler		Jim, you're the only guy I know whose dick needs it's own instruction manual.
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	Clueless
Mel		Hey, you. Anything happens to my daughter, I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.
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	Dazed and Confused
Darla		Wipe that face off your head, bitch!
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	Mean Girls
Regina		Shut up!
Cady		I didn't say anything?
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	Dude Where's My Car
Jesse		Shibby!
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