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The Inbetweeners Movie

Mr Gilbert Mr Gilbert Open QuoteI assure you that once my legal obligation to look after your best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty f*cker.Close Quote
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American Pie

Michelle Michelle Open QuoteThis one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.Close Quote
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American Pie 3

Jim's Dad Jim's Dad Open QuoteWhy do you think, Michelle... they call it making love?Close Quote
Michelle Michelle Open QuoteI don't know, I just call it boning.Close Quote
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Easy A

Principal Gibbons Principal Gibbons Open QuoteIf I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.Close Quote
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Animal House

John John Open QuoteOver? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?Close Quote
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Jeanie Jeanie Open QuoteBite the big one, junior.Close Quote
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Van Wilder

Van Van Open QuoteDon’t be a fool, stay in school!Close Quote
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Donnie Darko

Donnie Donnie Open QuoteThis is so illogical, about being a Smurf, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?Close Quote
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Stand By Me

Teddy Teddy Open QuoteHey, have you guys been watching the Mickey Mouse Club lately?Close Quote
All Open QuoteYeah.Close Quote
Teddy Teddy Open QuoteI think that Annette’s tits are getting bigger.Close Quote
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American Pie 2

Stifler Stifler Open QuoteJim, you're the only guy I know whose dick needs it's own instruction manual.Close Quote
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Clueless

Mel Mel Open QuoteHey, you. Anything happens to my daughter, I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.Close Quote
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Dazed and Confused

Darla Darla Open QuoteWipe that face off your head, bitch!Close Quote
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Mean Girls

Regina Regina Open QuoteShut up!Close Quote
Cady Cady Open QuoteI didn't say anything?Close Quote
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Dude Where's My Car

Jesse Jesse Open QuoteShibby!Close Quote
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