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 | Next Friday |
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| Day-Day |
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 I got the bee gees.
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Whats the bee gees?
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The bubble guts. I'm nervous and about to shit on myself.
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 | Super Troopers |
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| Farva |
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So what kind of game are we gonna play.I've heard about the games you've played.
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| Thorny |
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No games farva. Well one time rabitt had to say meow 10 times.
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| Farva |
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I'll say meow, I'll call him a chicken f*cker...
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 | Boondock Saints |
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| Doc |
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Why don't you make like a tree and get the f*ck out of here.
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 | Scarface |
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| Tony |
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You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.
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 | Goodfellas |
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| Tommy's Mom |
Why don't you get yourself a nice girl?
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| Tommy |
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I get a nice one almost every night ma.
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 | How High |
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| Jamal |
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I figure, if I study high, take the test high, then I'll get high scores.
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 | Pulp Fiction |
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| Jules |
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We should have shotguns for this kinda deal.
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 | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas |
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| Raoul |
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Holy Jesus, what are these god damn animals?
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 | Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies |
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| Harold |
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We’re so high right now.
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| Kumar |
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We’re not low.
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 | Hot Fuzz |
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| Danny |
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By the power of Grey Skull!
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 | Pineapple Express |
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| Saul |
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It's out bro, the monkey's out of the bottle, man.
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| Dale |
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What? That's not even an expression.
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| Saul |
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Pandora doesn't go back in the box. He only comes out.
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 | The Other Guys |
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| Danson |
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Peace out bitches!
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 | Go |
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| Ronna |
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I need a favour.
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| Todd |
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Wow, I didn't know we were such good friends. Because if we were, you'd know I give head before I give favours. And I ain't giving my best friends head, so the chance of you getting a favour is pretty f*cking slim.
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 | Friday |
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| Smokey |
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Godamn, you gotta be a stupid mother-f*cker to get fired on your day off.
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 | Snatch |
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| Tommy |
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Is he allowed to do that?
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| Turkish |
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It's an unlicensed boxing match. It's not a ticking competition.
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 | Sherlock Holmes |
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| Dr Watson |
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Nut him!
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 | Trainspotting |
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That beats any meat injection, that beats any f*cking c*ck in the world.
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 | The Dark Knight |
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| Joker |
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I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.
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 | The Godfather |
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| Sonny |
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I want somebody good, I mean very good to plant that gun. I don’t want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hand.
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 | The Godfather 2 |
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| Michael |
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How do you feel?
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| Hyman |
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Terrible. I’d give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting.
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 | The Mexican |
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| Jerry |
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I’m new in the f*ck you business.
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 | Dazed and Confused |
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| Guy |
Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash.
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 | Made |
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| Ricky |
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Excuse me sweetie. Where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden tax? Are they part of the complimentary service or do you pay?
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| Air Stewardess |
No, they're complimentary. Would you care for another one?
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| Ricky |
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They're complimentry? You bet your ass I would.
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 | Observe and Report |
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| Ronnie |
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You f*cked up my title.
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