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 | Full Metal Jacket |
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| Sgt Hartman |
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 From now on you are private snowball. Do you like that name?
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| Pvt Brown |
Sir, yes sir!
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| Sgt Hartman |
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Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Snowball. They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.
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 | The A-Team |
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| Murdock |
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You should see these bullets in 3D. It's like you're actually being shot at.
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| B A Baracus |
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You are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!
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 | Top Gun |
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| Charlie |
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Are you a good pilot?
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| Maverick |
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I can hold my own.
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| Charlie |
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Great, then I won't have to worry about you making your living as a singer.
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 | Boondock Saints |
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| Doc |
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Why don't you make like a tree and get the f*ck out of here.
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 | Scarface |
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| Tony |
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You have a look in your eye, like you haven't been f*cked in a year!
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 | Goodfellas |
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| Karen's Mom |
My daughter tells me you're half jewish.
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| Henry |
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Just the good half.
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 | Pulp Fiction |
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| Jules |
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We should have shotguns for this kinda deal.
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 | Go |
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| Todd |
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Inflation is a bitch.
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 | Bad Boys |
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| Marcus |
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$80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holders?
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 | Bad Boys 2 |
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| Redneck |
We got our rights!
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| Mike |
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Why don't you exercise your right to shut the f*ck up!
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 | Fight Club |
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| Tyler |
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Testicular cancer should be no contest.
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| Marla |
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Well, technically, I have more right to be there. You still have your balls.
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 | Snatch |
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| Turkish |
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My name is Turkish, funny name of an Englishman, I know.
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 | Rocky |
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| Mickey |
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Dipper's a contender. Do you know what you are?
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| Rocky |
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What?
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| Mickey |
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A tomato. Let's face it, I run a business here, not a soup kitchen.
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 | Rocky II |
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| Rocky |
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How does my nose look? As bad as Mickey's?
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| Mickey |
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It ain't that horrible.
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 | Rocky III |
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| Mickey |
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Knock his block off!
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 | Rocky IV |
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| Paulie |
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Now blast this guy's teeth out!
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 | Inglourious Basterds |
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| Aldo |
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You know, fighting in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you’re fighting in a basement.
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 | Sherlock Holmes |
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| Dr Watson |
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Your boys have done a magnificent job obliterating any potential evidence.
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| Sherlock |
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Yes. But at least they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.
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 | Braveheart |
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| Hamish |
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They couldn't agree on the colour of shite!
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 | Kill Bill |
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| Buck |
My name is Buck and I'm here to f*ck!
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 | Troy |
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| Boy |
Are the rumors about you true… They say you can’t be killed.
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| Achilles |
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Well I wouldn’t be bothering with the shield then, would I?
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 | Independence Day |
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| Marty |
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What the hell's the point of having a beeper if you don't turn it on?
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| David |
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It was turned on. I was ignoring you.
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 | Red |
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| Joe |
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Someone's got a serious hard-on for you, kid.
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 | Sucker Punch |
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| Wise Man |
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Remember girls, if you don’t stand for something… You’ll fall for anything.
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 | The Dark Knight |
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| Joker |
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I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.
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 | The Godfather |
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| Jack |
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I don’t care how many dago-guinea-wop-greaseball-goombahs come out of the wood work.
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| Tom |
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I’m German-Irish.
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| Jack |
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Well let me tell you something, my Kraut-Mick friend.
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 | The Godfather 2 |
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| Michael |
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How do you feel?
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| Hyman |
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Terrible. I’d give four million just to be able to take a piss without it hurting.
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 | The Matrix |
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| Agent Smith |
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Lieutenant, you were given specific orders.
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| Cop |
Hey, I’m just doing my job. You give me that juris-my-dick-tion crap, you can cram it up your ass.
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 | The Matrix Reloaded |
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| Lock |
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If it were up to me Captain, you wouldn’t set foot on a ship for the rest of your life.
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| Morpheus |
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Then I am grateful that it is not up to you.
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 | The Fighter |
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| Guy |
Ain’t you supposed to be training Micky right now?
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| Dicky |
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No, that ain’t till 9 o’clock.
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| Woman |
Dicky, it’s f*kcing 11:45!
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 | The Mexican |
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| Winston |
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Jerry, I want you to know, you’re the craziest f*ck I’ve ever met.
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