Movie Quotes

		V for Vendetta
	Dascomb		Our job is to report the news, not fabricate it. That's the government's job.
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		The Fighter
	Guy		Ain’t you supposed to be training Micky right now?
	Dicky		No, that ain’t till 9 o’clock.
	Woman		Dicky, it’s f*kcing 11:45!
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		Cool Runnings
	Derice		Sanka, you dead?
	Sanka		Yeah, man!
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		The Hangover 2
	Phil		Did you understand a word of what he just said?
	Stu		Yeah, he said something about the garden of meditation.
	Alan		No he said he’s farting because of his medication, I get that.
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		The Inbetweeners Movie
	Mr Gilbert		I assure you that once my legal obligation to look after your best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty f*cker.
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		Strange Wilderness
	Peter		When a shark appears in the area sea lions will leave the water immediately. Luckily there are no tigers on the shore waiting for him, or he wouldn't know what the f*ck to do.
	Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble
		Next Friday
	Elroy		I'm about to show y'all who the real Puff Daddy is!
	Comments		Quote Entered by: Paul Tibble
		Home Alone
	Kate		Say good night Kevin.
	Kevin		Good night Kevin.
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		Superbad
	Officer Michaels		How’s it going with the ladies?
	Fogell		It’s not the going with the ladies that I care about, it’s the cumming!
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		Role Models
	Danny		Go on Augie, f**k his sh*t up!
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		The Hangover
	Sid		What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except syphilis that sh*t will come back with you.
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		Bridesmaids
	Brynn		At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.
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		Alice in Wonderland
	Cheshire Cat		What happened that day was not my fault.
	Mad Hatter		You ran out on them to save your own skin, you guddler's scuttish pilgar lickering shukm juggling sluking urpal. Bar lom muck egg brimni!
	March Hare		Meow.
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		Goodfellas
	Tommy's Mom		Why don't you get yourself a nice girl?
	Tommy		I get a nice one almost every night ma.
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		Boondock Saints
	Murphy		We're sort of like 7-11, we're not always doing business, but we're always open.
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		Scarface
	Immigration Officer		Where did you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eating p*ssy?
	Tony		How am I gonna get a scar like that eating p*ssy?
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		Full Metal Jacket
	Sgt Hartman		You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You're not even human-f*cking-beings. You are nothing but unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian sh*t.
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		The A-Team
	B A Baracus		I'm gonna kill you fools!
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		This is Spinal Tap
	Nigel		The numbers all go to eleven.
	Marty		Oh, I see, most amps go up to ten. Does that mean it's any louder?
	Nigel		Well, it's one louder, isn't it.
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		Wedding Crashers
	Grandma		I can do it myself, asshole!
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		The 40 Year Old Virgin
	David		If you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD, that you've been playing for two years straight, off, I'm gonna kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain.
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		Semi-Pro
	Jackie		Dissolve? What's dissolve? Is that even a word?
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		Paul
	Paul		It's not like a set my phasor to faint.
	Gaeme		You've got a phasor?
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		Scott Pilgrim vs The World
	Knives		Hi, what do you play?
	Young Neil		Wow, um Zelda, Tetris... That's kind of a big question.
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		Super Troopers
	Farva		So what kind of game are we gonna play.I've heard about the games you've played.
	Thorny		No games farva. Well one time rabitt had to say meow 10 times.
	Farva		I'll say meow, I'll call him a chicken f*cker...
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		Pulp Fiction
	Jules		Now, look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine. But touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same f*cking ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f*cking sport.
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		How High
	Jamal		Man, I'd love me a fat chick, man. More cushion for the pushing.
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		Due Date
	Ethan		I once ate a foot-long corn-dog on a nude beach. I'll never do that again.
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		Dumb and Dumber
	Llyod		Move it or lose it Sister!
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		Go
	Ronna		I need a favour.
	Todd		Wow, I didn't know we were such good friends. Because if we were, you'd know I give head before I give favours. And I ain't giving my best friends head, so the chance of you getting a favour is pretty f*cking slim.
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		About a Boy
	Will		I knew of course that the song wouldn't last forever, that I'd soon be at home, tucked up in bed. I knew it, but I couldn't feel it.
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		Caddyshack
	Ty		What's wrong with lumber, I own two lumber yards.
	Danny		I notice you don't spend too much time there.
	Ty		I'm not sure where they are.
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		The Goonies
	Mikey		Chunk.
	Chunk		No, it's Captain Chunk.
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		Forgetting Sarah Marshall
	Peter		Good for you Pete, good for you.
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		West is West
	Sajid		He dragged me all the way from Salford to sleep on a f*cking roof?
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		Pineapple Express
	Saul		Relax, sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
	Dale		It's really that rare?
	Saul		It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with like a bomb.
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		Tropic Thunder
	Cody		Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!
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		Juno
	Juno		Thundercats are go!
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		Austin Powers
	Austin		My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. And I bet she shags like a minx.
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		Airplane
	Steve		Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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		Ace Ventura
	Ace		Holy! Testicle! Tuesday!
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		Waterboy
	Bobby		I think you zigged, when you should have zagged on that play.
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		Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
	Raoul		We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
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		Easy A
	Marianne		I'm not the one that you have to answer to for your depraved behaviour. There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
	Olive		Tom Cruise?
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		The Other Guys
	Highsmith		Hey, you, shut your face! If we wanna here you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!
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		Blazing Saddles
	Taggart		We go riding into town, a-whopping and a-whomping every living thing that moves within an inch of its life! Except the womenfolks, of course.
	Hedley		You spare the women?
	Taggart		No, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six dance later on!
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		Shaun of the Dead
	Ed		Oh, cock it!
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		American Pie 3
	Jim's Dad		Why do you think, Michelle... they call it making love?
	Michelle		I don't know, I just call it boning.
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		Hot Fuzz
	Danny		He’s f*ck ugly.
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		Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies
	Kumar		Dude, how were Katie Holmes’ tits?
	Goldstein		You know the holocaust?.. Picture the opposite of that.
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		Get Him to the Greek
	Sergio		Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?
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		I Love You, Man
	Tevin		Oooh she’s a squirter. We got a squirter!
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		Hot Rod
	Rod		Hey Kevin, did you reinforce the take-off ramp?
	Kevin		No, we didn't have time.
	Rod		Hmmm!
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