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Homer Open QuoteI love these lazy Saturdays.Close Quote
Marge Marge Open QuoteIt’s Wednesday Homer.Close Quote
Homer Open QuoteAaargh! Work!Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Reality Bites
 
Homer Open QuoteThe Internet’s on computers now.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - Das Bus
 
Marge Marge Open QuoteIt's time for the church picnic.Close Quote
Homer Open QuoteWhat? They had a picnic last week.Close Quote
Marge Marge Open QuoteNo, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 9 - King of the Hill
 
Homer Open QuoteHey, they’ve got chairs with wheels. And here I am using my legs like a sucker.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall
 
Marge Marge Open QuoteI brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it’s brain food, I guess because there’s so much dolphin in it. And you know how smart they are.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall - Season 10 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
 
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