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Brian
You're drunk.
Stewie
And you're sexy.
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Stewie
What if I hold the gun sideways like this?!
Brian
Woh, man there's no need for any trouble.
Stewie
Well if you don't want any trouble then just eat my poo Brian!
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Stewie
And I got a job following fat people around with a tuba.
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Cleveland
Goodbye kids.
Chris
Bye, Mr Cleveland.
Stewie
Bye, chocolate people.
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Stewie
Killer in the house.
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S1 - I Never Met the Dead Man
S1 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang
S1 - Mind Over Murder
S1 - A Hero Sits Next Door
S1 - The Son Also Draws
S1 - Brian: Portrait of a Dog
S2 - Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
S2 - Holy Crap
S2 - Da Boom
S2 - Brian in Love
S2 - Love Thy Trophy
S2 - Death is a Bitch
S2 - The King is Dead
S2 - I am Peter, Hear Me Roar
S2 - If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin
S2 - Running Mates
S2 - A Picture is Worth a 1,000 Bucks
S2 - Fifteen Minutes of Shame
S2 - Road to Rhode Island
S2 - Let's Go to the Hop
S2 - Dammit Janet
S2 - There's Something About Paulie
S2 - He's too Sexy for his Fat
S2 - E Peterbus Unum
S2 - The Story on Page One
S2 - Wasted Talent
S2 - Fore Father
S3 - The Thin White Line
S3 - Brian Does Hollywood
S3 - Mr Griffin Goes to Washington
S3 - One if by Clam, Two if by Sea
S3 - And the Wiener is...
S3 - Death Lives
S3 - Lethal Weapons
S3 - The Kiss Seen Around the World
S3 - Mr Saturday Night
S3 - A Fish out of Water
S3 - Emission Impossible
S3 - To Love and Die in Dixie
S3 - Screwed the Pooch
S3 - Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...
S3 - Ready, Willing and Disabled
S3 - A Very Special Family Guy Frea...
S3 - Brian Wallows and Peter's Swal...
S3 - From Methods to Madness
S3 - Stuck Together, Torn Apart
S3 - Road to Europe
S3 - Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
S3 - When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
S4 - North by North Quahog
S4 - Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr ...
S4 - Blind Ambition
S4 - Don't Make Me Over
S4 - The Cleverland-Loretta Quagmire
S4 - Petarded
S4 - Brian the Bachelor
S4 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying My T...
S4 - Breaking Out is Hard to Do
S4 - Model Misbehaviour
S4 - Peter's got Woods
S4 - Perfect Castaway
S4 - Jungle Love
S4 - PTV
S4 - Brian Goes Back to College
S4 - The Courtship of Stewie's Father
S4 - The Fat Guy Strangler
S4 - The Father, the Son and the Ho...
S4 - Brian Sings and Swings
S4 - Patriot Games
S4 - I Take Thee Quagmire
S4 - Sibling Rivalry
S4 - Deep Throats
S4 - Peterotica
S4 - You May Now Kiss the.. Uh ..Gu...
S4 - Petergeist
S4 - Untitled Griffin Family History
S4 - Stewie B. Goode
S4 - Bango Was His Name, Oh!
S4 - Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adv...
S5 - Stewie Loves Lois
S5 - Mother Tucker
S5 - Hell Comes to Quahog
S5 - Saving Private Brian
S5 - Whistle While Your Wife Works
S5 - Prick Up Your Ears
S5 - Chick Cancer
S5 - Barely Legal
S5 - Road to Rupert
S5 - Peter's Two Dads
S5 - The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
S5 - Airport '07
S5 - Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey
S5 - No Meals on Wheels
S5 - Boys Do Cry
S5 - No Chris Left Behind
S5 - It Takes a Village Idiot, I Ma...
S5 - Meet the Quagmires
S6 - Blue Harvest
S6 - Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
S6 - Believe It or Not, Joe's Walki...
S6 - Stewie Kills Lois
S6 - Lois Kills Stewie
S6 - Padre de Familia
S6 - Peter's Daughter
S6 - McStroke
S6 - Back to the Woods
S6 - Play it Again, Brian
S6 - The Former Life of Brian
S6 - Long John Peter
S7 - Love, Blactually
S7 - I Dream of Jesus
S7 - Road to Germany
S7 - Baby Not on Board
S7 - The Man with Two Brians
S7 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
S7 - Ocean's Three and a Half
S7 - Family Gay
S7 - The Juice is Loose
S7 - Fox-y Lady
S7 - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
S7 - 420
S7 - Stew-Roids
S7 - We Love You, Conrad
S7 - Three Kings
S7 - Peter's Progress
S8 - Road to the Multiverse
S8 - Family Goy
S8 - Spies Reminiscent of Us
S8 - Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
S8 - Hannah Banana
S8 - Quagmire's Baby
S8 - Jerome is the New Black
S8 - Dog Gone
S8 - Business Guy
S8 - Big Man on Hippocampus
S8 - Dial Meg for Murder
S8 - Extra Large Medium
S8 - Go Stewie Go
S8 - Peter-assment
S8 - Brian Griffin's House of Payne
S8 - April in Quahog
S8 - Brian and Stewie
S8 - Quagmire's Dad
S8 - The Splendid Source
S8 - Something, Something, Somethin...
S8 - Partial Terms of Endearment
S9 - And Then There Were Fewer
S9 - Excellence in Broadcasting
S9 - Welcome Back, Carter
S9 - Halloween on Spooner Street
S9 - Baby, You Knock Me Out
S9 - Brian Writes a Bestseller
S9 - Road to the North Pole
S9 - New Kidney in Town
S9 - And I'm Joyce Kinney
S9 - Friends of Peter G
S9 - German Guy
S9 - The Hand that Rocks the Wheelc...
S9 - Trading Places
S9 - Tiegs for Two
S9 - Brothers and Sister
S9 - The Big Bang Theory
S9 - Foreign Affairs
S9 - It's a Trap
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Carter Pewterschmidt
Barbara Pewterschmidt
Seamus
Muriel
Jasper
Dr Hartman
Death
Diane Simmons
Tricia Takanawa
Ollie Williams
Francis
Thelma
Mickey McFinnigan
James Wood
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Mort
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Bruce
Carter Pewterschmidt
Barbara Pewterschmidt
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Muriel
Jasper
Dr Hartman
Death
Diane Simmons
Tricia Takanawa
Ollie Williams
Francis
Thelma
Mickey McFinnigan
James Wood
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Peter
Lois
Brian
Chris
Meg
Quagmire
Joe
Adam West
Cleveland
Herbet
Jillian
Mort
Neil
Bonnie
Tom Tucker
Bruce
Carter Pewterschmidt
Barbara Pewterschmidt
Seamus
Muriel
Jasper
Dr Hartman
Death
Diane Simmons
Tricia Takanawa
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Francis
Thelma
Mickey McFinnigan
James Wood
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