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Mr Garrison
Not all Muslim people are terrorists.
Cartman
No, but most of them are, and all it takes is most of them.
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Season 11
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The Snuke
Mr Garrison
Uhhh, we're scissoring!
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Season 11
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D-Yikes!
Mr Garrison
Come on kids don't be shy, what's 5 times 2?
Clyde
12?
Mr Garrison
Ok, now let's get an answer from someone who's not a compleat retard.
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Mr Garrison
How would you like to go to the principal's office?
Cartman
How would you like to suck my balls?
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Stan
Oh man this is bad.
Mr Garrison
Did I say something to you sugar-tits!?
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Season 11
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D-Yikes!
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