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Pam
My Mother's coming.
Michael
Thats what she said!
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Season 2
- Sexual Harassment
Michael
You don't call retarded people retards, it's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded.
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Season 3
- Gay Witch Hunt
Michael
Down-sizing is a bitch.
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Pilot
Michael
People I respect, heros of mine: Bob Hope, Abraham Lincoln, Bono and probably God would be the forth one.
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Michael
You wouldn't just arrest someone for delivering drugs from one guy to another.
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S2 - The Fire
S2 - Halloween
S2 - The Fight
S2 - The Client
S2 - Performance Review
S2 - Email Surveillance
S2 - Christmas Party
S2 - Booze Cruise
S2 - The Injury
S2 - The Secret
S2 - The Carpet
S2 - Boys and Girls
S2 - Valentines Day
S2 - Dwights Speech
S2 - Take Your Daughter to Work Day
S2 - Michaels Birthday
S2 - Drug Testing
S2 - Conflict Resolution
S2 - Casino Night
S3 - Gay Witch Hunt
S3 - The Convention
S3 - The Coup
S3 - Grief Counseling
S3 - Initiation
S3 - Diwali
S3 - Branch Closing
S3 - The Merger
S3 - The Convict
S3 - A Benihana Christmas
S3 - Back From Vacation
S3 - Travelling Salesman, The Return
S3 - Ben Franklin
S3 - Phyllis Wedding
S3 - Business School
S3 - Safety Training
S3 - Product Recall
S3 - Women's Appreciation
S3 - Beach Games
S3 - The Job
S4 - Fun Run
S4 - Dunder Mifflin Infinity
S4 - Launch Party
S4 - Money
S4 - Local Ad
S4 - Branch Wars
S4 - Survivor Man
S4 - The Deposition
S4 - Dinner Party
S4 - The Chair Model
S4 - Night Out
S4 - Did I Stutter
S4 - Job Fair
S4 - Goodbye, Toby
S5 - Weight Loss
S5 - Weight Loss 2
S5 - Business Ethics
S5 - Baby Shower
S5 - Crime Aid
S5 - Employee Transfer
S5 - Customer Survey
S5 - Business Trip
S5 - Frame Toby
S5 - The Surplus
S5 - Moroccan Christmas
S5 - The Duel
S5 - Prince Family Paper
S5 - Stress Relief
S5 - Stress Relief 2
S5 - Lecture Circuit
S5 - Lecture Circuit 2
S5 - Blood Drive
S5 - Golden Ticket
S5 - New Boss
S5 - Two Weeks
S5 - Dream Team
S5 - Michael Scott Paper Company
S5 - Heavy Competition
S5 - Broke
S5 - Casual Friday
S5 - Cafe Disco
S5 - Company Picnic
S6 - Gossip
S6 - The Meeting
S6 - The Promotion
S6 - Niagara
S6 - Mafia
S6 - The Lover
S6 - Koi Pond
S6 - Double Date
S6 - Murder
S6 - Shareholder Meeting
S6 - Scott's Tots
S6 - Secret Santa
S6 - The Banker
S6 - Sabre
S6 - The Manager and the Salesman
S6 - The Delivery
S6 - St Patrick's Day
S6 - New Leads
S6 - Happy Hour
S6 - Secretary's Day
S6 - Body Language
S6 - The Cover-Up
S6 - The Chump
S6 - Whistleblower
S7 - Nepotism
S7 - Counseling
S7 - Andy's Play
S7 - Sex Ed
S7 - The Sting
S7 - Costume Contest
S7 - Christening
S7 - Viewing Party
S7 - WUPHF.com
S7 - China
S7 - Classy Christmas
S7 - Ultimatum
S7 - The Seminar
S7 - The Search
S7 - PDA
S7 - Threat Level Midnight
S7 - Todd-Packer
S7 - Garage-Sale
S7 - Training Day
S7 - Michael's Last Dundies
S7 - Goodbye, Michael
S7 - The Inner Circle
S7 - Dwight K Schrute (Acting) Manager
S7 - Search Committee
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