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Homer
I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge
It’s Wednesday Homer.
Homer
Aaargh! Work!
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Season 9
- Reality Bites
Marge
It's time for the church picnic.
Homer
What? They had a picnic last week.
Marge
No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
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Season 9
- King of the Hill
Marge
I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it’s brain food, I guess because there’s so much dolphin in it. And you know how smart they are.
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Season 10
- The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
Marge
You're not even listening to me.
Homer
Sure they will.
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Marge
I suppose if this doesn’t workout you can get your job back at the plant.
Homer
Not the way I quit.
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Season 10
- The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
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S1 - Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
S1 - Bart the Genius
S1 - Homer's Odyssey
S1 - There's No Disgrace Like Home
S1 - Bart the General
S1 - Moaning Lisa
S1 - The Call of the Simpsons
S1 - The Telltale Head
S1 - Life on the Fast Lane
S1 - Homer's Night Out
S1 - The Crepes Wrath
S1 - Krusty Gets Busted
S1 - Some Enchanted Evening
S2 - Bart Gets an F
S2 - Simpson and Delilah
S2 - Treehouse of Horror
S2 - Two Cars in Every Garage and T...
S2 - Dancin' Homer
S2 - Dead Putting Society
S2 - Bart vs. Thanksgiving
S2 - Bart the Daredevil
S2 - Itchy and Scratchy and Marge
S2 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car
S2 - One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, ...
S2 - The Way He Was
S2 - Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Com...
S2 - Principal Charming
S2 - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
S2 - Bart's Dog gets an F
S2 - Old Money
S2 - Brush with Greatness
S2 - Lisa's Substitute
S2 - The War of the Simpsons
S2 - Three Men and a Comic Book
S2 - Blood Feud
S3 - Stark Raving Dad
S3 - Mr Lisa Goes to Washington
S3 - When Flanders Failed
S3 - Bart the Murderer
S3 - Homer Defined
S3 - Like Father, Like Clown
S3 - Treehouse of Horror II
S3 - Lisa's Pony
S3 - Saturdays of Thunder
S3 - Flaming Moe's
S3 - Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
S3 - I Married Marge
S3 - Radio Bart
S3 - Lisa the Greek
S3 - Homer Alone
S3 - Bart the Lover
S3 - Homer at the Bat
S3 - Separate Vocations
S3 - Dog of Death
S3 - Colonel Homer
S3 - Black Widower
S3 - The Otto Show
S3 - Bart's Friend Falls in Love
S3 - Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
S4 - Kamp Krusty
S4 - A Streetcar Named Marge
S4 - Homer the Heretic
S4 - Lisa the Beauty Queen
S4 - Treehouse of Horror III
S4 - Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
S4 - Marge Gets a Job
S4 - New Kid on the Block
S4 - Mr Plow
S4 - Lisa's First Word
S4 - Homer's Triple Bypass
S4 - Marge vs the Monorail
S4 - Selma's Choice
S4 - Brother from the Same Planet
S4 - I Love Lisa
S4 - Duffless
S4 - Last Exit to Springfield
S4 - So It's Come to This: A Simpso...
S4 - The Front
S4 - Whacking Day
S4 - Marge in Chains
S4 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
S5 - Homer's Barbershop Quartet
S5 - Cape Feare
S5 - Homer Goes to College
S5 - Rosebud
S5 - Treehouse of Horror IV
S5 - Marge on the Lam
S5 - Bart's Inner Child
S5 - Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood
S5 - The Last Temptation of Homer
S5 - Legalized Gambling
S5 - Homer the Vigilante
S5 - Bart Gets Famous
S5 - Homer and Apu
S5 - Lisa vs Malibu Stacy
S5 - Deep Space Homer
S5 - Homer Loves Flanders
S5 - Bart Gets an Elephant
S5 - Burns' Heir
S5 - Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadas...
S5 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
S5 - Lady Bouvier's Lover
S5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage
S6 - Bark of Darkness
S6 - Lisa's Rival
S6 - Another Simpsons Clip Show
S6 - Itchy and Scratchy Land
S6 - Sideshow Bob Roberts
S6 - Treehouse of Horror V
S6 - Bart's Girlfriend
S6 - Lisa on Ice
S6 - Homer Badman
S6 - Grandma vs Sexual Inadequacy
S6 - Fear of Flying
S6 - Homer the Great
S6 - And Maggie Makes Three
S6 - Bart's Comet
S6 - Homie the Clown
S6 - Bart vs Australia
S6 - Homer vs Patty and Selma
S6 - A Star is Burns
S6 - Lisa's Wedding
S6 - Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
S6 - The PTA Disbands
S6 - Round Springfield
S6 - The Springfield Connection
S6 - Lemon of Troy
S6 - Who Shot Mr Burns Part 1
S7 - Who Shot Mr Burns Part 2
S7 - Radioactive Man
S7 - Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
S7 - Bart Sells His Soul
S7 - Lisa the Vegetarian
S7 - Treehouse of Horror VI
S7 - King-Size Homer
S7 - Mother Simpson
S7 - Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
S7 - The Simpsons 138th Episode Spe...
S7 - Marge Be Not Proud
S7 - Team Homer
S7 - Two Bad Neighbors
S7 - Scenes from the Class Struggle...
S7 - Bart the Fink
S7 - Lisa the Iconoclast
S7 - Homer the Smithers
S7 - The Day the Violence Died
S7 - A Fish Called Selma
S7 - Bart on the Road
S7 - 22 Short Films About Springfield
S7 - The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
S7 - Much Apu About Nothing
S7 - Homerpalooza
S7 - Summer of 4 Ft 2
S8 - Treehouse of Horror VII
S8 - You Only Move Twice
S8 - The Homer They Fall
S8 - Burns, Baby Burns
S8 - Bart After Dark
S8 - A Milhouse Divided
S8 - Lisa's Date with Density
S8 - Hurricane Neddy
S8 - The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
S8 - The Springfield Files
S8 - The Twisted World of Marge Sim...
S8 - Mountain of Madness
S8 - Simsoncalifragilisticexpialacious
S8 - The Itchy and Scratchy and Poo...
S8 - Homer's Phobia
S8 - Brother from Another Series
S8 - My Sister, My Sitter
S8 - Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendment
S8 - Grade School Confidential
S8 - The Canine Mutiny
S8 - The Old Man and the Lisa
S8 - In Marge We Trust
S8 - Homer's Enemy
S8 - The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
S8 - The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
S9 - The City of New York vs Homer ...
S9 - The Principal and the Pauper
S9 - Lisa's Sax
S9 - Treehouse of Horror VIII
S9 - The Cartridge Family
S9 - Bart Star
S9 - The Two Mrs Nahasapeemapetilons
S9 - Lisa the Skeptic
S9 - Reality Bites
S9 - Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
S9 - All Singing, All Dancing
S9 - Bart Carny
S9 - The Joy of Sect
S9 - Das Bus
S9 - The Last Temptation of Krust
S9 - Dumbbell Indemnity
S9 - Lisa the Simpson
S9 - This Little Wiggy
S9 - Simpson Tide
S9 - The Trouble with Trillions
S9 - Girly Edition
S9 - Trash of the Titans
S9 - King of the Hill
S9 - Lost Our Lisa
S9 - Natural Born Kissers
S10 - Lard of the Dance
S10 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
S10 - Bart the Mother
S10 - Treehouse of Horror IX
S10 - When You Dish Upon a Star
S10 - D'oh-in in the Wild
S10 - Lisa Get's an A
S10 - Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble
S10 - Mayored to the Mob
S10 - Viva Ned Flanders
S10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
S10 - Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
S10 - Homer to the Max
S10 - I'm with Cupid
S10 - Screaming Yellow Honkers
S10 - Make Room for Lisa
S10 - Maximum Homerdrive
S10 - Simpsons Bible Stories
S10 - Mom and Pop Art
S10 - The Old Man and the C Student
S10 - Monty Can't Buy Me Love
S10 - They Saved Lisa's Brain
S10 - Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
S11 - Beyond Blunderdome
S11 - Brother's Little Helper
S11 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticiz...
S11 - Treehouse of Horror X
S11 - E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
S11 - Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
S11 - Eight Misbehavin
S11 - Take My Wife, Sleaze
S11 - Grift of the Magi
S11 - Little Big Mom
S11 - Faith Off
S11 - The Mansion Family
S11 - Saddlesore Galactica
S11 - Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
S11 - Missionary: Impossible
S11 - Pygmoelian
S11 - Bart to the Future
S11 - Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
S11 - Kill the Alligator and Run
S11 - Last Tap Dance in Springfield
S11 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
S11 - Behind the Laughter
S12 - Treehouse of Horror XI
S12 - A Tale of Two Springfields
S12 - Insane Clown Poppy
S12 - Lisa the Tree Hugger
S12 - Homer vs Dignity
S12 - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
S12 - The Great Money Caper
S12 - Skinner's Sense of Show
S12 - HOMR
S12 - Pokey Mom
S12 - Worst Episode Ever
S12 - Tennis the Menace
S12 - Day of the Jackanapes
S12 - New Kids on the Blecch
S12 - Hungry, Hungry Homer
S12 - Bye Bye Nerdie
S12 - Simpson Safari
S12 - Trilogy of Error
S12 - I'm Goin' to Praiseland
S12 - Children of a Lesser Clod
S12 - Simpsons Tall Tales
S13 - Treehouse of Horror XII
S13 - The Parent Rap
S13 - Homer the Moe
S13 - A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
S13 - The Blunder Years
S13 - She of Little Faith
S13 - Brawl in the Family
S13 - Sweets and Sour Marge
S13 - Jaws Wired Shut
S13 - Half-Decent Proposal
S13 - The Bart Wants What It Wants
S13 - The Lastest Gun in the West
S13 - The Old Man and the Key
S13 - Tales from the Public Domain
S13 - Blame it on Lisa
S13 - Weekend at Burnsie's
S13 - Gump Roast
S13 - I am Furious Yellow
S13 - The Sweetest Apu
S13 - Little Girl in the Big Ten
S13 - The Frying Game
S13 - Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
S14 - Treehouse of Horror XIII
S14 - How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
S14 - Bart vs Lisa vs the Third Grade
S14 - Large Marge
S14 - Helter Shelter
S14 - The Great Louse Detective
S14 - Special Edna
S14 - The Dad Who Knew Too Little
S14 - Strong Arms of the Ma
S14 - Pray Anything
S14 - Barting Over
S14 - I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
S14 - A Star is Born-Again
S14 - Mr Spritz Goes to Washington
S14 - C. E. D'oh
S14 - Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
S14 - Three Gays of the Condo
S14 - Dude, Where's My Ranch?
S14 - Old Yeller Belly
S14 - Brake My Wife, Please
S14 - The Bart of War
S14 - Moe Baby Blues
S15 - Treehouse of Horror XIV
S15 - My Mother the Carjacker
S15 - The President Wore Pearls
S15 - The Regina Monologues
S15 - The Fat and the Furriest
S15 - Today I am a Clown
S15 - Tis the Fifteen Season
S15 - Marge vs Singles, Seniors, Chi...
S15 - I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot
S15 - Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
S15 - Margical History Tour
S15 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Any...
S15 - Smart and Smarter
S15 - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
S15 - Co-Dependent's Day
S15 - The Wandering Juvie
S15 - My Big Fat Geek Wedding
S15 - Catch 'Em If You Can
S15 - Simple Simpson
S15 - The Way We Weren't
S15 - Bart-Mangled Banner
S15 - Fraudcast News
S16 - Treehouse of Horror XV
S16 - All's Far in Oven War
S16 - Sleeping With the Enemy
S16 - She Used to Be My Girl
S16 - Fat Man and Little Boy
S16 - Midnight Rx
S16 - Mommie Beerest
S16 - Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
S16 - Pranksta Rap
S16 - There's Something About Mary
S16 - On a Clear Day I Can't See My ...
S16 - Goo Goo Gai Pan
S16 - Mobile Homer
S16 - The Seven-Beer Snitch
S16 - Future-Drama
S16 - Don't Fear the Roofer
S16 - The Heartbroke Kid
S16 - A Star Is Torn
S16 - Thank God, It's Doomsday
S16 - Home Away from Homer
S16 - The Father, the Son, and the H...
S17 - Bonfire of the Manatees
S17 - The Girl Who Slept Too Little
S17 - Milhouse of Sand and Fog
S17 - Treehouse of Horror XVI
S17 - Marge's Son Poisoning
S17 - See Homer Run
S17 - The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
S17 - The Italian Bob
S17 - Simpsons Christmas Stories
S17 - Homer's Paternity Coot
S17 - We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
S17 - My Fair Lady
S17 - The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
S17 - Bart Has Two Mommies
S17 - Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife
S17 - Million Dollar Abie
S17 - Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore
S17 - The Wettest Stories Ever Told
S17 - Girls Just Want to Have Sums
S17 - Regarding Margie
S17 - The Monkey Suit
S17 - Marge and Homer Turn a Couple ...
S18 - The Mook, the Chef, the Wife a...
S18 - Jazzy and the Pussycats
S18 - Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em
S18 - Treehouse of Horror XVII
S18 - GI (Annoyed Grunt)
S18 - Moe'N'a Lisa
S18 - Ice Cream of Margie
S18 - The Haw-Hawed Couple
S18 - Kill Gil, Volumes I and II
S18 - The Wife Aquatic
S18 - Revenge is a Dish Best Served ...
S18 - Little Big Girl
S18 - Springfield Up
S18 - Yokel Chords
S18 - Rome-old and Juli-eh
S18 - Homerazzi
S18 - Marge Gamer
S18 - The Boys of Bummer
S18 - Crook and Ladder
S18 - Stop or My Dog Will Shoot
S18 - 24 Minutes
S18 - You Kent Always Say What You Want
S19 - He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs
S19 - Homer of Seville
S19 - Midnight Towboy
S19 - I Don't Wanna Know Why the Cag...
S19 - Treehouse of Horror XVIII
S19 - Little Orphan Millie
S19 - Husbands and Knives
S19 - Funeral for a Fiend
S19 - Eternal Moonshine of the Simps...
S19 - E Pluribus Wiggum
S19 - That 90s Show
S19 - Love, Springfieldian Style
S19 - The Debarted
S19 - Dial N for Nerder
S19 - Smoke on the Daughter
S19 - Papa Don't Leech
S19 - Apocalypse Cow
S19 - Any Given Sundance
S19 - Mona Leaves-a
S19 - All About Lisa
S20 - Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes
S20 - Lost Verizon
S20 - Double, Double, Boy in Trouble
S20 - Treehouse of Horror XIX
S20 - Dangerous Curves
S20 - Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross ...
S20 - Mypods and Boomsticks
S20 - The Burns and the Bees
S20 - Lisa the Drama Queen
S20 - Take My Life, Please
S20 - How the Test Was Won
S20 - No Loan Again, Naturally
S20 - Gone Maggie Gone
S20 - In the Name of the Grandfather
S20 - Wedding for Disaster
S20 - Eeny Teeny Maya Moe
S20 - The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
S20 - Father Knows Worst
S20 - Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh
S20 - Four Great Women and a Manicure
S20 - Coming to Homerica
S21 - Homer the Whopper
S21 - Bart Gets a Z
S21 - The Great Wife Hope
S21 - Treehouse of Horror XX
S21 - The Devil Wears Nada
S21 - Pranks and Greens
S21 - Rednecks and Broomsticks
S21 - O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
S21 - Thursday with Abie
S21 - Once Upon a Time in Springfield
S21 - Million Dollar Maybe
S21 - Boy Meet Curl
S21 - The Color Yellow
S21 - Postcards from the Wedge
S21 - Stealing First Base
S21 - The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed
S21 - American History X-cellent
S21 - Chief of Hearts
S21 - The Squirt and the Whale
S21 - To Surveil with Love
S21 - Moe Letter Blues
S21 - The Bob Next Door
S21 - Judge Me Tender
S22 - Elementary School Musical
S22 - Loan-a Lisa
S22 - MoneyBART
S22 - Treehouse of Horror XXI
S22 - Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your ...
S22 - The Fool Monty
S22 - How Munched is That Birdie in ...
S22 - The First Before Christmas
S22 - Donnie Fatso
S22 - Moms I'd Like to Forget
S22 - Flaming Moe
S22 - Homer the Father
S22 - The Blue and the Gray
S22 - Angry Dad: The Movie
S22 - The Scorpion's Tale
S22 - A Midsummer's Nice Dream
S22 - Love is a Many Strangled Thing
S22 - The Great Simpsina
S22 - The Real Housewives of Fat Tony
S22 - Homer Scissorhands
S22 - 500 Keys
S22 - The Ned-Liest Catch
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Comic Book Guy
Todd
Rod
Krusty
Ms Krabappel
Willie
Martin
Nelson
Lenny
Otto
Moe
Smithers
Ralph
Milhouse
Chief Wiggum
Selma
Patty
Sideshow Bob
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Ned
Apu
Mr Burns
Barney
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Grandpa
Carl
Dr Hibbert
Comic Book Guy
Todd
Rod
Krusty
Ms Krabappel
Willie
Martin
Nelson
Lenny
Otto
Moe
Smithers
Ralph
Milhouse
Chief Wiggum
Selma
Patty
Sideshow Bob
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Marge
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Lisa
Maggie
Ned
Apu
Mr Burns
Barney
Skinner
Grandpa
Carl
Dr Hibbert
Comic Book Guy
Todd
Rod
Krusty
Ms Krabappel
Willie
Martin
Nelson
Lenny
Otto
Moe
Smithers
Ralph
Milhouse
Chief Wiggum
Selma
Patty
Sideshow Bob
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