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 I screwed up Erin's Centipede game, so I owe her a beer.
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F*cker put his face in front of the game.
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Mothers are important... You wouldn't be here if it weren't for her vagina.
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Has she got a nice ass?
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Like the wind.
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What the hell does that mean?
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I'd feel like sh*t if you don't have a beer with me. One centipedophile to another.
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| Amy |
Garrett, I tell you not to get me something, so you want to get me something really great because I'm the girlfriend that didn't ask for anything.
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What?
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Can I ask you a question? ... I miss you.
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That's not a question.
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Yeah it is.
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