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Chris Chris Open QuoteI'm so hungry I could ride a horse. Wait I don't get it. I'd ride it to the store I guess?Close Quote
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Brian Brian Open QuoteI saw a penis on the internet today and I thought to myself, well that's just fine.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Michael Saddler - Season 5 - Barely Legal
 
Brian Brian Open QuoteYou're drunk.Close Quote
Stewie Stewie Open QuoteAnd you're sexy.Close Quote
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Brian Brian Open QuotePeter you can't put kerosene in an energy drink it'll kill you!Close Quote
Peter Peter Open QuoteBrian, whatever kills me makes me stronger.Close Quote
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Peter Peter Open QuoteMilk, milk, lemonade round the corner fudge is made.Close Quote
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Publish to Facebook Wall Quote Entered by: Lorna Palin
 
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