Paul Tibble 7,365
Paul Tibble's Top TV Episodes
1. Ginger Kids
(South Park - Season 9)
2. Bully for Steve (American Dad - Season 5)
Paul Tibble's Top TV Characters
1. Tracy Jordan
(30 Rock, played by Tracy Morgan)
3. Karl Pilkington
(An Idiot Abroad, played by Karl Pilkington)
Paul Tibble's Top Movie Characters
1. Steve Stifler
(American Pie, played by Seann William Scott)
2. Joe (Team America)
Paul Tibble's TV Quotes
Grey's Anatomy |
|||
| Cristina |
|
 Please tell me you've seen a right leg, a cleanly severed right leg.
|
|
|---|---|---|---|
| George |
|
No.
|
|
| Meredith |
|
How weird is this job?
|
|
   Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/greys-anatomy/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/sandra-oh.jpg',' ','Grey\'s Anatomy Quotes','Cristina: "Please tell me you\'ve seen a right leg, a cleanly severed right leg." George: "No." Meredith: "How weird is this job?" ',27016,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
30 Rock |
|||
| Tracy |
|
It's like a black Barbie Doll in Arizona... No body's buying it.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/30-rock/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/tracy-morgan.jpg',' ','30 Rock Quotes','Tracy: "It\'s like a black Barbie Doll in Arizona... No body\'s buying it." ',10758,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
30 Rock |
|||
| Liz |
|
If I die my ghost is going to haunt you.
|
|
| Frank |
|
Then your ghost is gonna see some disgusting stuff.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/30-rock/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/tina-fey.jpg',' ','30 Rock Quotes','Liz: "If I die my ghost is going to haunt you." Frank: "Then your ghost is gonna see some disgusting stuff." ',10686,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
30 Rock |
|||
| Dr Spaceman |
|
You seem nervous, I could give you something for that... But you know what, I'm not supposed to have sex with my patients.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/30-rock/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/chris-parnell.jpg',' ','30 Rock Quotes','Dr Spaceman: "You seem nervous, I could give you something for that... But you know what, I\'m not supposed to have sex with my patients." ',10589,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
30 Rock |
|||
| Liz |
|
I'm gonna be on TV this weekend.
|
|
| Dr Spaceman |
|
I think you mean radio.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/30-rock/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/tina-fey.jpg',' ','30 Rock Quotes','Liz: "I\'m gonna be on TV this weekend." Dr Spaceman: "I think you mean radio." ',10588,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
30 Rock |
|||
| Tracy |
|
He knows you're special, like a black stripper with blue eyes.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/30-rock/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/tracy-morgan.jpg',' ','30 Rock Quotes','Tracy: "He knows you\'re special, like a black stripper with blue eyes." ',10542,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
30 Rock |
|||
| Kenneth |
|
If I have a strawberry my throat shuts up quicker than a girl in a maths class.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/30-rock/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/jack-mcbrayer.jpg',' ','30 Rock Quotes','Kenneth: "If I have a strawberry my throat shuts up quicker than a girl in a maths class." ',10320,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
30 Rock |
|||
| Liz |
|
We don't have a crazy thing.
|
|
| Dennis |
Yeah we do, we're like Ross and Rachel, we're just not gay.
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/30-rock/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/tina-fey.jpg',' ','30 Rock Quotes','Liz: "We don\'t have a crazy thing." Dennis: "Yeah we do, we\'re like Ross and Rachel, we\'re just not gay." ',10174,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Mighty Boosh |
|||
| Vince |
You're about as edgy as a satsuma.
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/the-mighty-boosh/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','The Mighty Boosh Quotes','Vince: "You\'re about as edgy as a satsuma." ',8585,0)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Office (UK) |
|||
| Gareth |
|
I'm not homophobic. Come round, look at my CD collection. You'll find Queen, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys... They're all bummers.
|
|
|
Comments |
 Quotes','Gareth: "I\'m not homophobic. Come round, look at my CD collection. You\'ll find Queen, George Michael, Pet Shop Boys... They\'re all bummers." ',5120,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Office (UK) |
|||
| Gareth |
|
Gareth Keenan, Assistant Regional Manager.
|
|
| David |
|
Assistant to the Regional Manager.
|
|
|
Comments |
 Quotes','Gareth: "Gareth Keenan, Assistant Regional Manager." David: "Assistant to the Regional Manager." ',5108,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Friends |
|||
| Chandler |
|
What did you get for Angela Del Veccio's birthday?
|
|
| Joey |
|
She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
|
|
| Chandler |
|
For three years?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/tv-friends/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/matthew-perry.jpg',' ','Friends Quotes','Chandler: "What did you get for Angela Del Veccio\'s birthday?" Joey: "She didn\'t have a birthday while we were going out." Chandler: "For three years?" ',5074,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Friends |
|||
| Sales Man |
What do you know about vulcanized rubber?
|
||
| Joey |
|
Spock's birth control.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/tv-friends/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Friends Quotes','Sales Man: "What do you know about vulcanized rubber?" Joey: "Spock\'s birth control." ',5065,0)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Grey's Anatomy |
|||
| Preston |
|
Pull your balls out of your back pocket.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/greys-anatomy/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/isaiah-washington.jpg',' ','Grey\'s Anatomy Quotes','Preston: "Pull your balls out of your back pocket." ',4989,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Ricky Gervais Show |
|||
| Karl |
|
Read in a free newspaper that hedgehogs could be gone by 2025. I think I've seen more dead hedgehogs than aline ones anyway, so I won't miss them.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/the-ricky-gervais-show/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p291.jpg',' ','The Ricky Gervais Show Quotes','Karl: "Read in a free newspaper that hedgehogs could be gone by 2025. I think I\'ve seen more dead hedgehogs than aline ones anyway, so I won\'t miss them." ',4943,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Ricky Gervais Show |
|||
| Karl |
|
I'm surprised that no companies have thought about sponsoring the homeless. Something like a clothing company. Give them some clothes, put an advert on the back. Everyone's a winner.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/the-ricky-gervais-show/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p291.jpg',' ','The Ricky Gervais Show Quotes','Karl: "I\'m surprised that no companies have thought about sponsoring the homeless. Something like a clothing company. Give them some clothes, put an advert on the back. Everyone\'s a winner." ',4942,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Ricky Gervais Show |
|||
| Karl |
|
There was John the Screw.
|
|
| Ricky |
|
He had sex a lot? Or he worked in a prison?
|
|
| Karl |
|
No he had a DIY shop.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/the-ricky-gervais-show/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p291.jpg',' ','The Ricky Gervais Show Quotes','Karl: "There was John the Screw." Ricky: "He had sex a lot? Or he worked in a prison?" Karl: "No he had a DIY shop." ',4867,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
Before when you were talking about bananas, now I had that fact about if you eat more than six, it can kill you.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "Before when you were talking about bananas, now I had that fact about if you eat more than six, it can kill you." ',4779,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Ricky |
|
When I learn a new fact, I don't have to make room, I don't have to go, 'Right, I've got to chuck some out'.
|
|
| Karl |
|
Course you do. Unless you're Stephen Hawking, who's got it all on a hard drive.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/ricky-gervais.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Ricky: "When I learn a new fact, I don\'t have to make room, I don\'t have to go, \'Right, I\'ve got to chuck some out\'." Karl: "Course you do. Unless you\'re Stephen Hawking, who\'s got it all on a hard drive." ',4778,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
Louis Armstrong did that What A Wonderful World song... I don't know what he's going on about.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "Louis Armstrong did that What A Wonderful World song... I don\'t know what he\'s going on about." ',4775,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
Congress tart!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "Congress tart!" ',4771,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
I learnt that babies in China, a lot of 'em have square heads.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "I learnt that babies in China, a lot of \'em have square heads." ',4770,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
He said all the badness that was in me, was transfered to the guinea pig. So somewhere, there's a guinea pig walking around with major sh*ts.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "He said all the badness that was in me, was transfered to the guinea pig. So somewhere, there\'s a guinea pig walking around with major sh*ts." ',4685,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
So I meet this bloke, a local fella called Richard. Tiny, you think he's miles away. Turns out he's about four foot, so he seemed further away than he actually was.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "So I meet this bloke, a local fella called Richard. Tiny, you think he\'s miles away. Turns out he\'s about four foot, so he seemed further away than he actually was." ',4684,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
I don't normally cook at home. I leave it all to Suzanne. The deal is, she does the cooking, I wash up. But we've got a dishwasher now. So I don't really do anything.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "I don\'t normally cook at home. I leave it all to Suzanne. The deal is, she does the cooking, I wash up. But we\'ve got a dishwasher now. So I don\'t really do anything." ',4680,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Camera Man |
What d'you make of the campsite?
|
||
| Karl |
|
It's not a campsite. I've been to campsites. They have toilets, showers, maybe a little arcade. Fella on the front gate, checking you've got a pass to come in.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Camera Man: "What d\'you make of the campsite?" Karl: "It\'s not a campsite. I\'ve been to campsites. They have toilets, showers, maybe a little arcade. Fella on the front gate, checking you\'ve got a pass to come in." ',4678,0)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Camera Man |
What do you make of the Amazon?
|
||
| Karl |
|
Is this it?.. I don't want to see all of it, so get that out of you head. I mean, it's no different to the Thames, is it?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Camera Man: "What do you make of the Amazon?" Karl: "Is this it?.. I don\'t want to see all of it, so get that out of you head. I mean, it\'s no different to the Thames, is it?" ',4677,0)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Stephen |
|
It's accessible by an eleven hour trek through the mountains.
|
|
| Karl |
|
Well that's not accessible, is it?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/stephen-merchant.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Stephen: "It\'s accessible by an eleven hour trek through the mountains." Karl: "Well that\'s not accessible, is it?" ',4674,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Camera Man |
What do you like about Monster Munch?
|
||
| Karl |
|
There's something about them that cheers you up. Not only are they sort of tasty, but just having a little monster to look at when you're fed up.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Camera Man: "What do you like about Monster Munch?" Karl: "There\'s something about them that cheers you up. Not only are they sort of tasty, but just having a little monster to look at when you\'re fed up." ',4668,0)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
How much is it to stay here for the night?
|
|
| Guy |
4 pounds point 5.
|
||
| Karl |
|
Have you got anything for 6 pounds.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "How much is it to stay here for the night?" Guy: "4 pounds point 5." Karl: "Have you got anything for 6 pounds." ',4650,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
You don't see that in the brochure, do you? A sh*tty old nappy whizzing through the air. They tend to leave that out.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "You don\'t see that in the brochure, do you? A sh*tty old nappy whizzing through the air. They tend to leave that out." ',4598,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
I reckon I've had about an hour's kip. I mean, that song, Walk Like an Egyptian... No one's walking. Everyone seems to be in a car at all hours, just beeping.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "I reckon I\'ve had about an hour\'s kip. I mean, that song, Walk Like an Egyptian... No one\'s walking. Everyone seems to be in a car at all hours, just beeping." ',4597,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
Normally on a Monday night, I'd probably have a little bit of lamb that's left over from Sunday dinner. And yet, you know, this Monday night... cock and bollocks, couple of eyes, er... bit of tongue, you know, for garnish... I never thought I'd say that.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "Normally on a Monday night, I\'d probably have a little bit of lamb that\'s left over from Sunday dinner. And yet, you know, this Monday night... cock and bollocks, couple of eyes, er... bit of tongue, you know, for garnish... I never thought I\'d say that." ',4593,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
It's been interesting, Steve. I've learned a lot. I've seen a lot, I've done a lot... I've shat a lot.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "It\'s been interesting, Steve. I\'ve learned a lot. I\'ve seen a lot, I\'ve done a lot... I\'ve shat a lot." ',4489,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Stephen |
|
Now I know you think that sometimes Ricky and I do stuff just to annoy you, but this place is run by Hare Krishnas... And when have they ever annoyed anyone?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/stephen-merchant.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Stephen: "Now I know you think that sometimes Ricky and I do stuff just to annoy you, but this place is run by Hare Krishnas... And when have they ever annoyed anyone?" ',4485,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
A little elephant going down the street there. I can't imagine them being that good as a way of getting about. To me that's like how people moan in London about people having four-by-fours. You don't need an animal of that size to get about, it's way to big.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "A little elephant going down the street there. I can\'t imagine them being that good as a way of getting about. To me that\'s like how people moan in London about people having four-by-fours. You don\'t need an animal of that size to get about, it\'s way to big." ',4439,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
You know, you can see it (The Great Wall) for miles. It goes on for miles over the hills. But so does the M6.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "You know, you can see it (The Great Wall) for miles. It goes on for miles over the hills. But so does the M6." ',4431,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
I didn't think China was gonna be like this. I thought it was gonna be more... Like I said, I thought it was where they made the iPod. I think I've got the wrong place because this ain't a place where they need an iPod... Have a toilet roll first.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "I didn\'t think China was gonna be like this. I thought it was gonna be more... Like I said, I thought it was where they made the iPod. I think I\'ve got the wrong place because this ain\'t a place where they need an iPod... Have a toilet roll first." ',4430,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
An Idiot Abroad |
|||
| Karl |
|
Chicken... Why is it orange in China Town?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/an-idiot-abroad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/karl-pilkington.jpg',' ','An Idiot Abroad Quotes','Karl: "Chicken... Why is it orange in China Town?" ',4421,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Psych |
|||
| Guy at Races |
Hey, did he tell you that for 20 years I've been handicapping horses?
|
||
| Shawn |
|
That seems, very cruel.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/psych/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Psych Quotes','Guy at Races: "Hey, did he tell you that for 20 years I\'ve been handicapping horses?" Shawn: "That seems, very cruel." ',3583,0)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Psych |
|||
| Gus |
|
Are you crazy?
|
|
| Shawn |
|
I won't say crazy, maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/psych/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/dule-hill.jpg',' ','Psych Quotes','Gus: "Are you crazy?" Shawn: "I won\'t say crazy, maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans." ',3582,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Family Guy |
|||
| Herbet |
|
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Alright, look, everybody but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure a way out of this.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/family-guy/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p9.jpg',' ','Family Guy Quotes','Herbet: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Alright, look, everybody but Chris keep your pants on and let\'s figure a way out of this." ',3171,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
American Dad |
|||
| Steve |
|
I'd better get the security guard. I'm not searching that basement unless I'm accompanied by an armed stranger who failed the psychological test to become a cop.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/american-dad/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/p49.jpg',' ','American Dad Quotes','Steve: "I\'d better get the security guard. I\'m not searching that basement unless I\'m accompanied by an armed stranger who failed the psychological test to become a cop." ',3154,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Psych |
|||
| Henry |
|
What kind of sick bastard goes commando underneath another man's robe.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/psych/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/corbin-bernsen.jpg',' ','Psych Quotes','Henry: "What kind of sick bastard goes commando underneath another man\'s robe." ',3018,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Psych |
|||
| Carlton |
|
There is something I have got to get of my chest.
|
|
| Shawn |
|
Is it your shirt, please so say no.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/psych/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/timothy-omundson.jpg',' ','Psych Quotes','Carlton: "There is something I have got to get of my chest." Shawn: "Is it your shirt, please so say no." ',2868,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Psych |
|||
| Shawn |
|
Collecting donations for the policeman's ball?
|
|
| Carlton |
|
We don't have balls.
|
|
| Shawn |
|
I have no answer to that.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/psych/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/james-roday.jpg',' ','Psych Quotes','Shawn: "Collecting donations for the policeman\'s ball?" Carlton: "We don\'t have balls." Shawn: "I have no answer to that." ',2858,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Psych |
|||
| Carlton |
|
I thought I told you no.
|
|
| Shawn |
|
But your eyes said yes.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/psych/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/timothy-omundson.jpg',' ','Psych Quotes','Carlton: "I thought I told you no." Shawn: "But your eyes said yes." ',2857,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Psych |
|||
| Receptionist |
Mr Guster, I know you said you didn't want to be interrupted, but there's a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you.
|
||
| Gus |
|
Crunch?
|
|
| Shawn |
|
Actually I've been promoted, it's Captain Crunch.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/psych/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Psych Quotes','Receptionist: "Mr Guster, I know you said you didn\'t want to be interrupted, but there\'s a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you." Gus: "Crunch?" Shawn: "Actually I\'ve been promoted, it\'s Captain Crunch." ',2759,0)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Psych |
|||
| Gus |
|
I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze.
|
|
| Shawn |
|
What, you mean? Like an impersonator?
|
|
| Gus |
|
No, I think it was actually Patrick Swayze.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/psych/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/dule-hill.jpg',' ','Psych Quotes','Gus: "I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze." Shawn: "What, you mean? Like an impersonator?" Gus: "No, I think it was actually Patrick Swayze." ',2656,0)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Paul Tibble's Movie Quotes
The Godfather |
|||
| Jack |
|
I don’t care how many dago-guinea-wop-greaseball-goombahs come out of the wood work.
|
|
|---|---|---|---|
| Tom |
|
I’m German-Irish.
|
|
| Jack |
|
Well let me tell you something, my Kraut-Mick friend.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-godfather/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/john-marley.jpg',' ','The Godfather Quotes','Jack: "I don’t care how many dago-guinea-wop-greaseball-goombahs come out of the wood work." Tom: "I’m German-Irish." Jack: "Well let me tell you something, my Kraut-Mick friend." ',0,2224)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Hangover 2 |
|||
| Alan |
|
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any language.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-hangover-2/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/zach-galifianakis.jpg',' ','The Hangover 2 Quotes','Alan: "When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any language." ',0,2088)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Hangover 2 |
|||
| Alan |
|
My Uncle once said that he saw an albino polar bear.
|
|
| Stu |
|
Really? Polar bears are white, how would he know it was albino?
|
|
| Alan |
|
This one was black.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-hangover-2/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/zach-galifianakis.jpg',' ','The Hangover 2 Quotes','Alan: "My Uncle once said that he saw an albino polar bear." Stu: "Really? Polar bears are white, how would he know it was albino?" Alan: "This one was black." ',0,2086)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Hangover 2 |
|||
| Alan |
|
Is that person coming to the wedding?
|
|
| Stu |
|
Yes Alan, my bride's little brother is coming to the wedding. Is that ok with you?
|
|
| Alan |
|
It’s just the first I’ve heard of it, you could have paged me.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-hangover-2/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/zach-galifianakis.jpg',' ','The Hangover 2 Quotes','Alan: "Is that person coming to the wedding?" Stu: "Yes Alan, my bride\'s little brother is coming to the wedding. Is that ok with you?" Alan: "It’s just the first I’ve heard of it, you could have paged me." ',0,2085)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Braveheart |
|||
| Hamish |
|
They couldn't agree on the colour of shite!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/braveheart/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/brendan-gleeson.jpg',' ','Braveheart Quotes','Hamish: "They couldn\'t agree on the colour of shite!" ',0,2061)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Braveheart |
|||
| Stephen |
|
The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure, you're f*cked.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/braveheart/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/david-ohara.jpg',' ','Braveheart Quotes','Stephen: "The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he\'s pretty sure, you\'re f*cked." ',0,2059)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Bad Santa |
|||
| Marcus |
You are, by far, the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot-eating sh*t that has ever slipped from a human being's hairy ass.
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/bad-santa/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Bad Santa Quotes','Marcus: "You are, by far, the dumbest, most pathetic piece of maggot-eating sh*t that has ever slipped from a human being\'s hairy ass." ',0,2030)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Bad Santa |
|||
| The Kid |
|
Santa, I brought you some orange juice.
|
|
| Willie |
|
What's in it?
|
|
| The Kid |
|
Orange juice.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/bad-santa/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/brett-kelly.jpg',' ','Bad Santa Quotes','The Kid: "Santa, I brought you some orange juice." Willie: "What\'s in it?" The Kid: "Orange juice." ',0,2029)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Bad Santa |
|||
| The Kid |
|
I want a stuffed elephant. A pink one.
|
|
| Willie |
|
Well, wish in one hand and sh*t in the other one, see which one fills up first.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/bad-santa/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/brett-kelly.jpg',' ','Bad Santa Quotes','The Kid: "I want a stuffed elephant. A pink one." Willie: "Well, wish in one hand and sh*t in the other one, see which one fills up first." ',0,2028)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Home Alone 2 |
|||
| Kevin |
|
I'm not apologising to Buzz, I'd rather kiss a toilet seat.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/home-alone-2-lost-in-new-york/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/macaulay-culkin.jpg',' ','Home Alone 2 Quotes','Kevin: "I\'m not apologising to Buzz, I\'d rather kiss a toilet seat." ',0,2007)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Home Alone 2 |
|||
| Uncle Frank |
|
Get out of here, you nosey little pervert, or I'll slap you silly.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/home-alone-2-lost-in-new-york/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/gerry-bamman.jpg',' ','Home Alone 2 Quotes','Uncle Frank: "Get out of here, you nosey little pervert, or I\'ll slap you silly." ',0,2005)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Arthur |
|||
| Susan |
|
We dated three months, you just disappeared.
|
|
| Arthur |
|
When Houdini did it, it was fun.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/arthur/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/jennifer-garner.jpg',' ','Arthur Quotes','Susan: "We dated three months, you just disappeared." Arthur: "When Houdini did it, it was fun." ',0,1704)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
About a Boy |
|||
| Grandma |
Shake your ass, is he Moroccan?
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/about-a-boy/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','About a Boy Quotes','Grandma: "Shake your ass, is he Moroccan?" ',0,1678)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Top Gun |
|||
| Charlie |
|
Are you a good pilot?
|
|
| Maverick |
|
I can hold my own.
|
|
| Charlie |
|
Great, then I won't have to worry about you making your living as a singer.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/top-gun/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/kelly-mcgillis.jpg',' ','Top Gun Quotes','Charlie: "Are you a good pilot?" Maverick: "I can hold my own." Charlie: "Great, then I won\'t have to worry about you making your living as a singer." ',0,1567)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Top Gun |
|||
| Stinger |
|
If you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh*t from Hong Kong.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/top-gun/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/james-tolkan.jpg',' ','Top Gun Quotes','Stinger: "If you screw up just this much, you\'ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh*t from Hong Kong." ',0,1565)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Snatch |
|||
| Sol |
|
You're a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
|
|
| Tyrone |
|
Of course I am.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/snatch/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/955.jpg',' ','Snatch Quotes','Sol: "You\'re a natural, ain\'t you Tyrone?" Tyrone: "Of course I am." ',0,1560)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Snatch |
|||
| Tommy |
|
Is he allowed to do that?
|
|
| Turkish |
|
It's an unlicensed boxing match. It's not a ticking competition.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/snatch/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/stephen-graham.jpg',' ','Snatch Quotes','Tommy: "Is he allowed to do that?" Turkish: "It\'s an unlicensed boxing match. It\'s not a ticking competition." ',0,1556)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Naked Gun |
|||
| Frank |
|
Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings. She had a full set of curves and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day. She was giving me a look I could feel in my hip pocket.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-naked-gun/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/leslie-nielsen.jpg',' ','The Naked Gun Quotes','Frank: "Her hair was the colour of gold in old paintings. She had a full set of curves and the kind of legs you\'d like to suck on for a day. She was giving me a look I could feel in my hip pocket." ',0,1550)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Naked Gun |
|||
| Ed |
|
That's no way for a man to die.
|
|
| Frank |
|
You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening, that's the way to die. Getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit of by a Laplander. That's the way I won't to go.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-naked-gun/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/george-kennedy.jpg',' ','The Naked Gun Quotes','Ed: "That\'s no way for a man to die." Frank: "You\'re right, Ed. A parachute not opening, that\'s the way to die. Getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit of by a Laplander. That\'s the way I won\'t to go." ',0,1547)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Naked Gun |
|||
| Doctor |
I think we can save your husband's arm... Where would you like it sent?
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-naked-gun/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','The Naked Gun Quotes','Doctor: "I think we can save your husband\'s arm... Where would you like it sent?" ',0,1545)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Princess Bride |
|||
| Inigo |
|
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
|
|
| Westley |
|
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-princess-bride/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/mandy-patinkin.jpg',' ','The Princess Bride Quotes','Inigo: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." Westley: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die." ',0,1517)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Pulp Fiction |
|||
| Marsellus |
I'm prepared to scour the Earth for that motherf*cker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n*gger hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/pulp-fiction/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Pulp Fiction Quotes','Marsellus: "I\'m prepared to scour the Earth for that motherf*cker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n*gger hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass." ',0,1491)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Pulp Fiction |
|||
| Jules |
|
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/pulp-fiction/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/samuel-l-jackson.jpg',' ','Pulp Fiction Quotes','Jules: "Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast." ',0,1476)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Pulp Fiction |
|||
| Yolanda |
|
Any of you f*cking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf*ckin last one of you!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/pulp-fiction/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/amanda-plummer.jpg',' ','Pulp Fiction Quotes','Yolanda: "Any of you f*cking pricks move, and I\'ll execute every motherf*ckin last one of you!" ',0,1472)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Dazed and Confused |
|||
| Guy |
Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash.
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/dazed-and-confused/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Dazed and Confused Quotes','Guy: "Don\'t let your mouth write a check your butt can\'t cash." ',0,1454)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Mask |
|||
| Stanley |
|
That's a spicy meatball.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-mask/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/823.jpg',' ','The Mask Quotes','Stanley: "That\'s a spicy meatball." ',0,1443)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Mask |
|||
| Stanley |
|
Can't make the scene if you don't have the green.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-mask/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/823.jpg',' ','The Mask Quotes','Stanley: "Can\'t make the scene if you don\'t have the green." ',0,1441)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Mask |
|||
| Stanley |
|
Hold on to your lug nuts! It's time for an overhaul!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-mask/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/823.jpg',' ','The Mask Quotes','Stanley: "Hold on to your lug nuts! It\'s time for an overhaul!" ',0,1435)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The Mask |
|||
| Stanley |
|
It's party time. P A R T why? Because I gotta!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-mask/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/823.jpg',' ','The Mask Quotes','Stanley: "It\'s party time. P A R T why? Because I gotta!" ',0,1434)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Full Metal Jacket |
|||
| Sgt Hartman |
|
How tall are you private?
|
|
| Pvt Cowboy |
|
Sir, 5 foot 9 sir!
|
|
| Sgt Hartman |
|
5 foot 9. I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/full-metal-jacket/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/r-lee-ermey.jpg',' ','Full Metal Jacket Quotes','Sgt Hartman: "How tall are you private?" Pvt Cowboy: "Sir, 5 foot 9 sir!" Sgt Hartman: "5 foot 9. I didn\'t know they stacked sh*t that high." ',0,1418)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
The A-Team |
|||
| B A Baracus |
|
You can't fly a tank, fool!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/the-a-team/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/804.jpg',' ','The A-Team Quotes','B A Baracus: "You can\'t fly a tank, fool!" ',0,1394)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Hall Pass |
|||
| Rick |
|
What are you doing?
|
|
| Fred |
|
Taking mental photographs for my spank bank.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/hall-pass/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/owen-wilson.jpg',' ','Hall Pass Quotes','Rick: "What are you doing?" Fred: "Taking mental photographs for my spank bank." ',0,1377)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Hall Pass |
|||
| Fred |
|
Grace conked out right when we got home, so I snuck out to the car and rubbed one out.
|
|
| Rick |
|
What are you, Knight Rider?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/hall-pass/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/jason-sudeikis.jpg',' ','Hall Pass Quotes','Fred: "Grace conked out right when we got home, so I snuck out to the car and rubbed one out." Rick: "What are you, Knight Rider?" ',0,1375)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Hall Pass |
|||
| Rick |
|
How long do you reckon you're gonna be?
|
|
| Maggie |
|
About 45 minutes, less if you help with the kids.
|
|
| Rick |
|
45 minutes is good.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/hall-pass/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/owen-wilson.jpg',' ','Hall Pass Quotes','Rick: "How long do you reckon you\'re gonna be?" Maggie: "About 45 minutes, less if you help with the kids." Rick: "45 minutes is good." ',0,1374)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Hall Pass |
|||
| Little Girl |
How come Mommy doesn't wear a bikini anymore?
|
||
| Little Boy |
Is it because of her fat ass?
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/hall-pass/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Hall Pass Quotes','Little Girl: "How come Mommy doesn\'t wear a bikini anymore?" Little Boy: "Is it because of her fat ass?" ',0,1373)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Blades of Glory |
|||
| Commentator |
These guys put the bone in Zamboni.
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/blades-of-glory/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Blades of Glory Quotes','Commentator: "These guys put the bone in Zamboni." ',0,1370)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Blades of Glory |
|||
| Chazz |
|
The night is a very dark time for me.
|
|
| Jimmy |
|
It's dark for everyone, moron.
|
|
| Chazz |
|
Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/blades-of-glory/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/783.jpg',' ','Blades of Glory Quotes','Chazz: "The night is a very dark time for me." Jimmy: "It\'s dark for everyone, moron." Chazz: "Not for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles." ',0,1364)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Blades of Glory |
|||
| Chazz |
|
Mind bottling, isn't it?
|
|
| Jimmy |
|
Did you just say mind bottling?
|
|
| Chazz |
|
Yeah, mind bottling. You know, when things are so crazy, it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/blades-of-glory/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/783.jpg',' ','Blades of Glory Quotes','Chazz: "Mind bottling, isn\'t it?" Jimmy: "Did you just say mind bottling?" Chazz: "Yeah, mind bottling. You know, when things are so crazy, it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle." ',0,1362)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Blades of Glory |
|||
| Coach |
|
I don't see what's so funny.
|
|
| Chazz |
|
If you were as drunk as me, you would.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/blades-of-glory/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/craig-t-nelson.jpg',' ','Blades of Glory Quotes','Coach: "I don\'t see what\'s so funny." Chazz: "If you were as drunk as me, you would." ',0,1361)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Blades of Glory |
|||
| Chazz |
|
I'm a sex addict. It's a real disease, with doctors and medicine and everything.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/blades-of-glory/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/783.jpg',' ','Blades of Glory Quotes','Chazz: "I\'m a sex addict. It\'s a real disease, with doctors and medicine and everything." ',0,1358)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Blades of Glory |
|||
| Chazz |
|
Hey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/blades-of-glory/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/783.jpg',' ','Blades of Glory Quotes','Chazz: "Hey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? \'Cause you\'ve officially given me a boner." ',0,1357)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Blades of Glory |
|||
| Chazz |
|
I hope you've brought your silver polish MacElroy, that was gold.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/blades-of-glory/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/783.jpg',' ','Blades of Glory Quotes','Chazz: "I hope you\'ve brought your silver polish MacElroy, that was gold." ',0,1355)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Blades of Glory |
|||
| Chazz |
|
Troubled childhood? If you call a nine-year-old kid with a 35 year-old girlfriend troubled.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/blades-of-glory/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/783.jpg',' ','Blades of Glory Quotes','Chazz: "Troubled childhood? If you call a nine-year-old kid with a 35 year-old girlfriend troubled." ',0,1354)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Blades of Glory |
|||
| Chazz |
|
I was on Quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/blades-of-glory/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/783.jpg',' ','Blades of Glory Quotes','Chazz: "I was on Quaaludes. I don\'t even remember Oslo." ',0,1352)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Blades of Glory |
|||
| Hector |
Jimmy! I sent you a cup of my blood. Did you get my blood?
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/blades-of-glory/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Blades of Glory Quotes','Hector: "Jimmy! I sent you a cup of my blood. Did you get my blood?" ',0,1351)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Bad Boys 2 |
|||
| Cpt Howard |
|
I've got a police commissioner so far up my ass... if he spits it's coming out of my mouth.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/bad-boys-2/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/joe-pantoliano.jpg',' ','Bad Boys 2 Quotes','Cpt Howard: "I\'ve got a police commissioner so far up my ass... if he spits it\'s coming out of my mouth." ',0,1345)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Bad Boys |
|||
| Mike |
|
I don't know why you're going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/bad-boys/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/will-smith.jpg',' ','Bad Boys Quotes','Mike: "I don\'t know why you\'re going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don\'t even work." ',0,1340)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Bad Boys |
|||
| Marcus |
|
Fouchet, I bet when your punk-ass woke up this morning, you didn't think that by 5:00 you'd have a hole in your leg, did you?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/bad-boys/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/martin-lawrence.jpg',' ','Bad Boys Quotes','Marcus: "Fouchet, I bet when your punk-ass woke up this morning, you didn\'t think that by 5:00 you\'d have a hole in your leg, did you?" ',0,1339)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Bad Boys |
|||
| Marcus |
|
Let me tell you what I did last night. I had to sleep on my couch. I woke up with a Power Ranger in my ass.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/bad-boys/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/martin-lawrence.jpg',' ','Bad Boys Quotes','Marcus: "Let me tell you what I did last night. I had to sleep on my couch. I woke up with a Power Ranger in my ass." ',0,1336)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Bad Boys |
|||
| Mike |
|
You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/bad-boys/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/will-smith.jpg',' ','Bad Boys Quotes','Mike: "You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy." ',0,1334)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Bad Boys |
|||
| Marcus |
|
$80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holders?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/bad-boys/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/martin-lawrence.jpg',' ','Bad Boys Quotes','Marcus: "$80,000 for this car and you ain\'t got no damn cup holders?" ',0,1331)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Semi-Pro |
|||
| Jackie |
|
Everybody panic! It's just like the Titanic, but it's full of bears!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/semi-pro/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/757.jpg',' ','Semi-Pro Quotes','Jackie: "Everybody panic! It\'s just like the Titanic, but it\'s full of bears!" ',0,1330)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Semi-Pro |
|||
| Monix |
|
I'm at the top of my game... I'm very close to the top... I just got traded for a f*cking washing machine. What am I talking about?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/semi-pro/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/758.jpg',' ','Semi-Pro Quotes','Monix: "I\'m at the top of my game... I\'m very close to the top... I just got traded for a f*cking washing machine. What am I talking about?" ',0,1325)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Semi-Pro |
|||
| Jackie |
|
Dissolve? What's dissolve? Is that even a word?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/semi-pro/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/757.jpg',' ','Semi-Pro Quotes','Jackie: "Dissolve? What\'s dissolve? Is that even a word?" ',0,1323)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Semi-Pro |
|||
| Dick |
|
Well, we've got an especially dirty hippy here...
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/semi-pro/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/andrew-daly.jpg',' ','Semi-Pro Quotes','Dick: "Well, we\'ve got an especially dirty hippy here..." ',0,1320)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Evolution |
|||
| Wayne |
|
Now that's a face for radio.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/evolution/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/seann-william-scott.jpg',' ','Evolution Quotes','Wayne: "Now that\'s a face for radio." ',0,1313)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Evolution |
|||
| Nurse |
I'll get the lubricant.
|
||
| Doctor |
There's no time for lubricant.
|
||
| Harry |
|
There's always time for lubricant!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/evolution/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Evolution Quotes','Nurse: "I\'ll get the lubricant." Doctor: "There\'s no time for lubricant." Harry: "There\'s always time for lubricant!" ',0,1303)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Evolution |
|||
| Ira |
|
This is horsesh*t!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/evolution/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/david-duchovny.jpg',' ','Evolution Quotes','Ira: "This is horsesh*t!" ',0,1301)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Evolution |
|||
| Harry |
|
Is the Nobel Prize paid in instalments or a lump sum, like the lottery?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/evolution/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/orlando-jones.jpg',' ','Evolution Quotes','Harry: "Is the Nobel Prize paid in instalments or a lump sum, like the lottery?" ',0,1296)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Evolution |
|||
| Wayne |
|
Who's going to pay for the damage to my goddamn car?
|
|
| Cop |
Son, I told you, we don't do that. It's force majeure.
|
||
| Wayne |
|
Force majeure, my ass!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/evolution/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/seann-william-scott.jpg',' ','Evolution Quotes','Wayne: "Who\'s going to pay for the damage to my goddamn car?" Cop: "Son, I told you, we don\'t do that. It\'s force majeure." Wayne: "Force majeure, my ass!" ',0,1295)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Peter |
|
Sharks can only be found in two places on earth. The northern and southern hemispheres.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/steve-zahn.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Peter: "Sharks can only be found in two places on earth. The northern and southern hemispheres." ',0,1288)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Cooker |
|
That was f*cking beautiful. Take a bow, man.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/jonah-hill.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Cooker: "That was f*cking beautiful. Take a bow, man." ',0,1287)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Peter |
|
Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/steve-zahn.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Peter: "Monkeys make up over 80% of the world\'s monkey population." ',0,1283)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Junior |
|
Dick, does your name ever get hard in the morning?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/justin-long.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Junior: "Dick, does your name ever get hard in the morning?" ',0,1282)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Dick |
|
Snicker one more time, I'll kick your balls up in your f*cking neck.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/blake-clark.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Dick: "Snicker one more time, I\'ll kick your balls up in your f*cking neck." ',0,1281)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Junior |
|
Dick, does your name ever shrink if you go in cold water?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/justin-long.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Junior: "Dick, does your name ever shrink if you go in cold water?" ',0,1280)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Junior |
|
Dick, do you ever let your dog lick your name?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/justin-long.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Junior: "Dick, do you ever let your dog lick your name?" ',0,1279)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Fred |
|
You like your name? You like Dick?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/738.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Fred: "You like your name? You like Dick?" ',0,1278)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Dick |
|
You say Dick, I come running.
|
|
| Junior |
|
You come where?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/blake-clark.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Dick: "You say Dick, I come running." Junior: "You come where?" ',0,1277)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Peter |
|
His razor-sharp teeth, where as sharp as razors.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/steve-zahn.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Peter: "His razor-sharp teeth, where as sharp as razors." ',0,1274)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Peter |
|
Here we see the pufferfish. Our best guess is that this fish inflates by sucking it's balls into it's stomach.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/steve-zahn.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Peter: "Here we see the pufferfish. Our best guess is that this fish inflates by sucking it\'s balls into it\'s stomach." ',0,1273)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Peter |
|
When a shark appears in the area sea lions will leave the water immediately. Luckily there are no tigers on the shore waiting for him, or he wouldn't know what the f*ck to do.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/steve-zahn.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Peter: "When a shark appears in the area sea lions will leave the water immediately. Luckily there are no tigers on the shore waiting for him, or he wouldn\'t know what the f*ck to do." ',0,1272)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Junior |
|
Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time? It's f*cking hard.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/justin-long.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Junior: "Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time? It\'s f*cking hard." ',0,1271)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Danny |
|
Hey Pete, this oil looks a little thick. Maybe I should add some water.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/peter-dante.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Danny: "Hey Pete, this oil looks a little thick. Maybe I should add some water." ',0,1270)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Peter |
|
Jesus, man, a month on the road with this guy, I'd shove an exhaust pipe through my f*cking heart.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/steve-zahn.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Peter: "Jesus, man, a month on the road with this guy, I\'d shove an exhaust pipe through my f*cking heart." ',0,1269)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Danny |
|
Goddamn, I know one thing. That fat bastard can eat, man. F*ck, yeah. I saw him eat a cat once. It was crazy. I mean this poor cat didn't know what was happening... Or maybe it was a lobster he ate.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/peter-dante.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Danny: "Goddamn, I know one thing. That fat bastard can eat, man. F*ck, yeah. I saw him eat a cat once. It was crazy. I mean this poor cat didn\'t know what was happening... Or maybe it was a lobster he ate." ',0,1268)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Danny |
|
Did you guys notice any sediment in that tequila last night? Because some kinda pebble or rock or something clogged up my penis-hole and my johnson swelled up like a f*cking water balloon hooked up to a tea kettle. Whoo!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/peter-dante.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Danny: "Did you guys notice any sediment in that tequila last night? Because some kinda pebble or rock or something clogged up my penis-hole and my johnson swelled up like a f*cking water balloon hooked up to a tea kettle. Whoo!" ',0,1267)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Peter |
|
Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of world war 1 and 2 combined.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/steve-zahn.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Peter: "Bears have been known to attack man, although the fact is that fewer people have been killed by bears than in all of world war 1 and 2 combined." ',0,1266)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Peter |
|
Bears are a proud people, although they are not people, per se, they are animals.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/steve-zahn.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Peter: "Bears are a proud people, although they are not people, per se, they are animals." ',0,1265)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Peter |
|
It is estimated that bears attack 2 million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/steve-zahn.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Peter: "It is estimated that bears attack 2 million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare." ',0,1264)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Strange Wilderness |
|||
| Peter |
|
Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago... No, it's the other way around.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/strange-wilderness/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/steve-zahn.jpg',' ','Strange Wilderness Quotes','Peter: "Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago... No, it\'s the other way around." ',0,1263)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Next Friday |
|||
| Mr Jones |
|
Hey, young man. You got knocked the f*ck out!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/next-friday/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/john-witherspoon.jpg',' ','Next Friday Quotes','Mr Jones: "Hey, young man. You got knocked the f*ck out!" ',0,1259)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Next Friday |
|||
| Joker |
Here's Jonny, I call him mini-me.
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/next-friday/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Next Friday Quotes','Joker: "Here\'s Jonny, I call him mini-me." ',0,1258)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Next Friday |
|||
| Joker |
Let me think about it. Count my money, party with bitches. 100s and 50s, big ass titties. Count the green, get in between... those titties.
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/next-friday/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Next Friday Quotes','Joker: "Let me think about it. Count my money, party with bitches. 100s and 50s, big ass titties. Count the green, get in between... those titties." ',0,1257)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Next Friday |
|||
| Day-Day |
|
Fat bitches need love too Craig.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/next-friday/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/mike-epps.jpg',' ','Next Friday Quotes','Day-Day: "Fat bitches need love too Craig." ',0,1246)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Next Friday |
|||
| Elroy |
Come on baby, I'm feeling X-rated, it's Mr Nasty time.
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/next-friday/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Next Friday Quotes','Elroy: "Come on baby, I\'m feeling X-rated, it\'s Mr Nasty time." ',0,1245)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Next Friday |
|||
| Elroy |
I'm about to show y'all who the real Puff Daddy is!
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/next-friday/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','Next Friday Quotes','Elroy: "I\'m about to show y\'all who the real Puff Daddy is!" ',0,1244)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Next Friday |
|||
| Day-Day |
|
She sells dope, do hair and baby-sit out of the same house. The police don't know when to kick the door in.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/next-friday/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/mike-epps.jpg',' ','Next Friday Quotes','Day-Day: "She sells dope, do hair and baby-sit out of the same house. The police don\'t know when to kick the door in." ',0,1243)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Next Friday |
|||
| Mr Jones |
|
Your sister moved out, son. It's time for you to move out too. It's time for your mother and I to walk around the house naked if we want to.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/next-friday/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/john-witherspoon.jpg',' ','Next Friday Quotes','Mr Jones: "Your sister moved out, son. It\'s time for you to move out too. It\'s time for your mother and I to walk around the house naked if we want to." ',0,1242)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
My Girl |
|||
| Vada |
My dad gave Shelly a ring.
|
||
| Thomas |
|
Wow, was it a decoder ring?
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/my-girl/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','My Girl Quotes','Vada: "My dad gave Shelly a ring." Thomas: "Wow, was it a decoder ring?" ',0,1241)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
My Girl |
|||
| Vada |
Get out of here! And don't come back for five to seven days!
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/my-girl/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','My Girl Quotes','Vada: "Get out of here! And don\'t come back for five to seven days!" ',0,1240)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
My Girl |
|||
| Vada |
I'm haemorrhaging!
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/my-girl/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','My Girl Quotes','Vada: "I\'m haemorrhaging!" ',0,1239)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
My Girl |
|||
| Thomas |
|
They're alive! Run for your life!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/my-girl/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/macaulay-culkin.jpg',' ','My Girl Quotes','Thomas: "They\'re alive! Run for your life!" ',0,1238)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
My Girl |
|||
| Danny |
Is this guy boinking you?
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/my-girl/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','My Girl Quotes','Danny: "Is this guy boinking you?" ',0,1237)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
My Girl |
|||
| Danny |
Vada Sultenfuss? Tough break.
|
||
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/my-girl/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/logo_for_fb.png',' ','My Girl Quotes','Danny: "Vada Sultenfuss? Tough break." ',0,1236)){kind=logo} Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
My Girl |
|||
| Shelly |
|
Rubba-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yea, God.
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/my-girl/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/jamie-lee-curtis.jpg',' ','My Girl Quotes','Shelly: "Rubba-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yea, God." ',0,1235)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Nacho Libre |
|||
| Nacho |
|
Nipple, twist!
|
|
|
Comments |
![Publish to Facebook Wall](javascript:publish_feed('http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/quotes/film/nacho-libre/','http://www.showmefunny.co.uk/images/actors/723.jpg',' ','Nacho Libre Quotes','Nacho: "Nipple, twist!" ',0,1228)) Quote Entered by: |
||
|
|
|||
Copyright © 2010 Show Me Funny